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Caleb Whitehouse

@realCWhitehouse

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I believe what I believe dogmatically and have no rational backing for my positions.

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@realCWhitehouse
Caleb Whitehouse
19 days
Someone bought of pizza for the UCLA protest and @hasanthehun came and took it all. I can’t believe his fans still think he’s a good person.
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bag secured 😤
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@realCWhitehouse
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FYI everyone
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1 year
This is the face of a man who bought a hoodie without realizing that it says “coomer” on it. @hasanthehun
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2 years
@tomsegura IMO, if you are gonna embrace the bald look (and she pulls it off), you shouldn’t clutch your pearls when A COMEDIAN makes a joke about it.
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@hasanthehun It's especially unfeeling to moan about 3rd trimester abortions considering that the mother in that circumstance has already probably bought a crib and a stroller before having to come to the decision to terminate the pregnancy. Heartless.
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@Vorloe @LolOverruled Any balding guy in cargo shorts is a cop. This is just a fact.
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7 months
@RepJerryNadler No amount of violence can ever warrant a theocratic ethno-state.
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Caleb Whitehouse
18 days
While I lie for fun, western media elites and politicians are lying to justify the ongoing slaughter of innocent women and children.
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Sandberg and the Western media and political class are laundering torture and violating every basic principle of human rights: In the hoax documentary just promoted to her audience of millions, Hillary Clinton, who is herself married to a serial…
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@rancid_gore @hasanthehun Sounds really funny. Let me know if you find it!
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@realCWhitehouse
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3 months
@EricMGarcia Please ask more senators
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@realCWhitehouse
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8 years
Voted a month ago thanks to Iowa's early voting. #MAGASelfie #TRUMP2016
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3 months
@nkulw Does Joe Kassabian think that Thích Quảng Đức's self immolation just fell out of a coconut tree? Of course not! We exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us!
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@realCWhitehouse
Caleb Whitehouse
19 days
@abughazalehkat I'm a history expert, and I can confirm that protesting mass killings is always morally correct.
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@HeerJeet @MattLech Notice how colonized countries tend to get along, while colonizers always align with each other? Curious.
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@realCWhitehouse
Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@TheQuartering You're right. When the red army deplatformed Berlin in 1945, that only emboldened the nazi party.
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@realCWhitehouse
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12 days
@nosferatusexgod @HuntedHorse @joeyneverjoe 👑You dropped this at the camp.
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@realCWhitehouse
Caleb Whitehouse
19 days
First time posting on #hastwtselfieday . Thankful for this community for being so chill.
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@realCWhitehouse
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2 years
@RightWingCope IT WAS DEFINITELY THE ESTROGEN AND NOT THE LACK OF SUPPORT FOR THOSE CLOSEST TO THEM.
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6 months
@enlightenserf I was just thinking this. His consistency is sooo admirable. Shouts out to his writers as well.
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@NewSovietPoster @ByYourLogic I'm the rocket 🚀 It was a misfire trust bro please I swear.
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@Ismayelaltalt @ismayelalt Leftists 👏 Hate 👏 Leftists👏
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@MattBinder If photos of kids buried with their hands bound in mass graves outside hospitals won’t convince them, idk what will.
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@thinfinewalls @hasanthehun I’m tryna be on Politifact
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1 year
@bassplaysdave @willmenaker Literally the easiest lay up for Biden to spin this against Trump, and instead he fumbled the ball. Very cool!
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2 years
@hasanthehun Also if a state makes getting an abortion IN ANY OTHER STATE illegal, then that kind defeats the point of states rights!
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2 years
@TajBSimmons "Focus on your office". The job of the AG and the State Auditor is literally to investigate her and to look into how the state is spending our money.
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@gldivittorio Haters had a lot to say about her from their own houses.
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1 year
@MaxDingethal @hasanthehun On the back shoulder. It’s part of the camo pattern.
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7 months
@WhimsyWithStyle @RepJerryNadler I'm not defending the existence of other ethno-states.
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Caleb Whitehouse
7 months
@ByYourLogic Anderson Cooper is going to release an exclusive interview with the missile who is currently claiming it was a misfire
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7 months
@NewSovietPoster @ByYourLogic I'm the rocket 🚀 It was a misfire trust bro please I swear.
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@ProudBavaria I want a 769 start date to play as Charlemagne and a late game (pre-mongol empire) start date so I’m not stuck with partition for more casual games.
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Caleb Whitehouse
6 months
There is a lot to criticize about the way Oliver frames this show, but I think it's the only late night show calling for a ceasefire. Worth a watch.
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@hasanthehun Not to mention the risk of theft. Someone broke in a few days ago and stole a bunch of pizza.
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Caleb Whitehouse
19 days
I hope to be 1% the father that this man is.
@halalflow
HalalFlow
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"My daughter made the right decision. If she...be arrested fighting for Palestine. I would be the happiest daddy. I am doing the right thing fighting against the genocide...I imagine being a father in Palestine...to see my kid be assassinated by Israel."
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@DreamLeaf5 You're looking at it a lot more critically than most people. But you're totally right.
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@JAIowan @RepAshleyHinson Famously, farmers do not go to college. Please ignore the ginormous ag colleges in the midwest. They are teaching woke farming.
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@TedBuchanan7 @WhimsyWithStyle @RepJerryNadler I didn’t say that. You said that.
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@abughazalehkat Zionists are claiming that Israel is showing restraint while it's turning Gaza into Fallout 5.
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2 months
@halalflow While I enjoy watching Miller squirm, I don't think these questions are especially helpful. The administration is clearly aligned with Netanyahu on this issue, despite what they say. These questions may expose their hypocrisy, but they won't change their position.
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Caleb Whitehouse
3 months
@ATFintern Don't give that man a single dollar lmao
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@s_corrin @TajBSimmons @IAGovernor @PatJGarrett Can I tell the IRS to focus on their own office instead of looking into my finances? That'd be cool.
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@nkulw Erm, inconvenient truth: Palestinians have never felt a breath of justice once since Israel was founded. So take that leftists.
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@fr0gan @gayest_tone Liberals try not to be racist impossible edition
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@GhostOfVeles @realPhoenixFire Exactly. He’s using money he made ethically to buy something he likes. Socialism is not when live like unabomber.
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@JuddLegum @MillerK2100 Back when I was conservative, I remember divorced dads panicking about the government preventing people to buy a gun if they have unpaid child support. So that's the vibes of the average gun-fetishist imo.
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@ShawnFainUAW @UAW Oh now I see why Elon dislikes the UAW lmao
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Caleb Whitehouse
7 months
@fr0gan Let me just pre-empt that by saying that as a white man, I condemn the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.
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@CantEverDie inb4 Fetterman launches his re-election campaign from a lynching site with Nick Fuentes.
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@4ltedits @catboyneff “Journalist”
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Caleb Whitehouse
7 months
@Vorloe Piers gets really upset when people criticize his legitimacy as a “journalist”. Having Hasan on was more about his ego than actually listening to Hasan.
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Caleb Whitehouse
3 months
@uncoovr They know what happened, and they're laughing at how far western media will bend to ignore it.
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2 years
@MatMvB @ostonox @hasanthehun Socialism is whatever edgy preteen Shapiro fans say it is this week.
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 months
@tweetsandboobs @ByYourLogic @cantwontshutup I think some (less serious) people are suggesting that all jews should be expelled, but there are many more people (and many more serious people) suggesting that jews and muslims and christians coexisting is akin to the destruction of Israel.
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George Galloway: "No state has a right to exist - not the Soviet Union, not Czechoslovakia, not the Zionist apartheid state of Israel." This man is so awesome😂
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@LolOverruled Everyone who has ever lived will eventually end up dead. gottem
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@NimbyPatrol Um but they're the wrong kind of family. Please don't read into that anymore.
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@MatMvB @ostonox @hasanthehun Socialism is when no car and no fun
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@SodaClem @AP Mississippi may not be the best state, but it is the worst state.
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2 years
@georgsoup dam ur life is like a movie fr
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Caleb Whitehouse
18 days
IOF HAS RELEASED THIS PHOTO OF THE SUSPECT:
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Quds News Network
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Far-right Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir injured due to a car accident in al-Ramla city.
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@malo840 @IowaChill If people were willing to wear a mask on their own and maintain social distance, we wouldn't be in this situation. I'm all for personal responsibility, but it isn't working this time.
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The headlines about Biden and McCarthy’s deal are giving me flashbacks to the media’s push to squash the rail strike. Complete fixation on the economic harms and nothing about the fact that Biden clearly rolled over and showed his belly. Gimme a break.
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@kenklippenstein This is me when my boss asks me about something I forgot I was supposed to be working on.
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@MattBinder I just ate my neighbor. Should I call someone?
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Caleb Whitehouse
1 year
@UFWupdates @dbsiowa Um actually I drink ethanol and only eat cornbread, so my food comes from whatever state @gop thought that was.
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Caleb Whitehouse
19 days
@patriottakes "can't convict a guy on prior bad acts" wtf does that mean? All crime is okay? Sorry your honor, I killed that guy weeks ago so can you get these cuffs off me?
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Caleb Whitehouse
1 year
@maklelan @prageru Careful Dan. You're talking to a university. /s
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@ChupaThingy6173 @hasanthehun It's more akin to the Fugitive Slave Act which allowed the laws of southern slave states to supersede the laws of northern free states. Most experts will agree that it was anti-states rights.
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@tee_posts @peterbropotkin @realPhoenixFire Hasan isn’t exploiting poor people while not paying taxes to earn his wealth though. False equivalency.
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Caleb Whitehouse
18 days
I AM ON A TRAIN AND HAVENT HAD SIGNAL FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS. I NEED THE CLIP.
@sussydbaka
d.b | sussy little baka
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OOMFIE MENTION @realCWhitehouse
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7 years
@Gavin_McInnes more importantly, why are you watching CNN?
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2 years
@ObamaEraCons Yes very important thank you
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Caleb Whitehouse
7 months
@LESBRlGHTS Ben Shapiro looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his brown shirt on his show. Very very disrespectful.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
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Caleb Whitehouse
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@stelladoro23 @iowa_trump Have you ever met a Hillary supporter? I haven't! The polls are RIGGED!
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2 years
@HasanabiProd I don’t think business is boomin 😬😬😬
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8 years
Shoutout to Shiva Ayyadurai, the inventor of Email. Without you we never would have this hilarious disaster of a convention. #DNCShitShow
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@prem_thakker @traderjoe277 One to add. In Iowa City, Iowa.
@Ollie_XVX
Oliver 🐇🐈‍⬛
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I’m at the pentacrest on the University Of Iowa campus where a Palestinian solidarity protest has started.
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@WapiroBen @BBolander My mom didn't want us to do yoga because anything that "opened your mind" would allow Satan to enter, which is really on the nose in hindsight.
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Caleb Whitehouse
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@moorehn @JakeSherman Very generous of you to call him gullible and not deliberately misinforming people (aka lying).
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Caleb Whitehouse
2 years
@CrusaderKings I'd like to see an option to limit the view of the player based on diplo range. European rulers shouldn't really know when Ghengis Khan arrives until wayyy too late. Also, steppe tribes flavor pack and nomadic government type when?
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Caleb Whitehouse
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@ebolaman131 @ettingermentum My predecessor says he’s the lisan al ghaib, but let’s face the facts: only I was able to ride that sand worm!
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Caleb Whitehouse
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@SDonziger That ceasefire has a huge * next to it with the footnote reading: "Only for the next 60 days and only because Super Tuesday is coming up and please don't tell anyone that we are rebranding from 'humanitarian pause' but they mean the same thing."
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Caleb Whitehouse
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Why tf should we vote for this ghoul if he isn't going to be swayed at all?
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Assal Rad
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Reporter: Have the protests forced you to reconsider any of the policies with regard to the region? Biden: No Apparently Biden is not swayed by the mass killing of children, international law, or an election as a growing number of Americans are appalled by his policies.
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@MNateShyamalan @willmenaker If that's his understanding of Oppenheimer, it totally makes sense. "Dropping the bomb was justified because they're animals that only understand violence." "Bombing and occupying Gaza is justified because they're animals that only understand violence." It all makes sense now
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Caleb Whitehouse
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Cops are scary af, but horses can fuck you up too. These protestors are hardcore.
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BreakThrough News
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BREAKING: UT Austin students link arms as Texas State Troopers approach on horseback after making several arrests. But the students are undeterred. “APD, KKK, IDF they’re all the same!”
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@jordandean711 I think blowing the whistle on some of the legitimately anti-semetic shit is good, because we don't want it to co-opt the pro-Palestine movement.
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