Ken Bone
@kenbone18
Followers
142,065
Following
560
Media
475
Statuses
6,933
That guy...you know, the one that was wearing red...I think he was like running for president or something. Views expressed are not those of my employer.
Belleville, IL
Joined September 2013
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Apple
• 432122 Tweets
Grok
• 116367 Tweets
Pablo Marçal
• 97030 Tweets
Adani
• 85869 Tweets
YAIBA
• 84205 Tweets
어버이날
• 52761 Tweets
生田斗真
• 47249 Tweets
無痛分娩
• 39741 Tweets
Le 8
• 39721 Tweets
backnumber
• 37287 Tweets
#裏toHEROes
• 35959 Tweets
エンプレス杯
• 29159 Tweets
NCT DREAM MOONLIGHT OUT NOW
• 25901 Tweets
敷島製パン
• 25561 Tweets
トリチウム検出
• 24695 Tweets
PRABOWOsiapkan DgnFOKUS
• 24128 Tweets
UntukNEGARA UntukRAKYAT
• 23328 Tweets
プレス機
• 23185 Tweets
リュウケンドー
• 21643 Tweets
自動車税
• 15641 Tweets
#PressConfTMCxNuNew
• 14650 Tweets
川崎競馬
• 13894 Tweets
#SamPitroda
• 12416 Tweets
ネズミ混入
• 12366 Tweets
味園ビル
• 12291 Tweets
ストロベリーフラペチーノ
• 11138 Tweets
オルター
• 10902 Tweets
自主回収
• 10376 Tweets
All morning the Trump supporters have been nice to me even though I don't like Trump. The Biden camp has been shitting all over me because I don't like Biden. Do these people really not see how much this behavior pushes bystanders toward the right?
6K
8K
51K
Yeah he does
Ken Bone probably has a hot wife
11
73
394
122
17K
40K
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
334
4K
40K
America, prepare to enter the
#bonezone
. My official shirt is available for 1 week. Get it at
666
10K
24K
I voted Clinton in '16 and this morning I sealed my mail in ballot having voted for Jo Jorgensen.
I don't agree with either of them 100% but felt they were the best options available to me at the time.
11K
2K
20K
Everyone please remember that presidents are not kings. The nation is not going to change in a flash. We the people are still in charge.
210
7K
20K
@ParisNotHarris
I live in Illinois. If it goes red I will sign the deed to my house over to you.
Keep voter shaming though, it's great for democracy.
851
614
15K
The man in orange appears to have committed Trespassing in the 2nd Degree according to Missouri law. A civil infraction, not a crime, punishable by a fine of up to $200.
Instead he received multiple broken bones. If you're OK with this, you are a fascist.
63
2K
16K
Remember this photo from a few days ago? Well, a school administrator saw it and now my son is suspended from school pending a police investigation.
2K
3K
11K
She's got better hair but nobody fills out a red sweater like ya boy
6
9
148
29
2K
12K
To everyone coming to Will Smith's defense, he's not going to fuck you dude.
But Jada might so I guess keep it up.
150
627
8K
Thanks for a wild day everyone! Catch me on Fox and Friends in the morning if you're not (justifiably) sick of me by then.
231
828
9K
Congrats to
@realDonaldTrump
on his victory. Now we all need to focus on coming together as a nation. Enough divisiveness let's move forward
214
3K
9K
@TheLaurenChen
You could fire every mechanic in the world and your car would still work in the morning, but how long until it needs maintenance?
133
166
8K
Phone rings. Another interview? A fan? Nope, forgot to pay the cable bill. Real life coming back.
68
1K
8K
My endorsement killed the Yang campaign. Sorry
@AndrewYang
. No one can survive my support.
161
315
8K
@KevinJS83
Why not? If people want to lick boots while protesters are being arrested they should at least add a little flavor
7
85
8K
It was my wife, and yes.
When Ken Bone's mother dressed him for tonight, do you think she even imagined her son would become a living meme?
6
13
126
45
2K
8K
Congratulations to my cousin Stormi Collins and her new fiance Rachel Dean! They came out to my family today and are getting married Friday!
133
441
7K
If you're a protester, keep it civil. If you're a Trump supporter, same deal. Let's start talking about what to do next. Enough shouting.
94
2K
7K
Ken Bone "Don't worry folks, let's all work together, it'll be ok"
Twitter replies "This is all your fault fatty! Kill him!"
#Toughcrowd
175
2K
7K
Mom and Dad reppin the OG red sweater life. That's me on the right, little sister in front
#redsweater
89
1K
7K
Just saw this. I'm spam now! That's the mark of a real fake celebrity.
60
1K
7K
Had a doctor appointment today (regular checkup, no worries). The official weight loss is at 50 pounds in 6 months. Cheer me on to keep it going!
I need your love to replace all that sweet sweet sugar I'm trying not to eat.
96
125
7K
You guys know I don't endorse candidates. Except for when I do. I'm fully on board,
#YangGang
all the way! Iowa, we need you. Tomorrow at 6:30 we can make this a caucus to remember!
265
2K
7K
@h3h3productions
He's perfect. I'm so happy for you both I can't put it all in words.
Mazel tov my friend.
6
48
6K
Wore my tightest jeans to thanksgiving dinner thinking it would force me to behave. I have lost circulation to the lower half of my body.
29
653
6K
Happy anniversary to Ethan
@h3h3productions
and Hila
@HilaKleinH3
Klein, two of the most genuine and caring people in entertainment today.
3
277
6K
@ArianaGrande
You're a great positive role model for young girls and a big time talent,never let some image maker or muck raker take that!
58
3K
6K
Congrats on 5M subs
@h3h3productions
I'm gonna chub and tuck just for you. Keep it up, proud of you.
13
209
6K
I'm being told what to think by a lot of people today. Especially the ones that insist that no one cares what i think.
Idiot. A vote for a 3rd party IS A VOTE FOR TRUMP. No one cares about what you have to say any more. You lose.
400
38
284
357
359
5K
Most commonly heard phrase today: "Who'd you vote for?" Followed closely by "You look like that one guy from the debate."
Yep, I sure do.
47
669
5K
Saw that Ethan and Hila
@h3h3productions
are having a tough year. Please show them all the support you can, they deserve it. Papa bless.
14
567
5K
I want to thank all the folks both online and in person that reached out to encourage me yesterday. Haters gonna hate,
#likersgonnalike
154
631
5K
My son has asked for sweaters for Christmas. The circle is now complete.
21
554
5K
Getting the word out again today, get out and vote! Talk about energy or the issue that speaks to you!
122
1K
5K
My name is Ken Bone and I approve this sweater. This message is paid for by
@IZOD
#ThursdayThoughts
🇺🇸
52
2K
5K
Neo-liberals: Midwestern people are stupid. They don't vote in their own self interest.
Me: Votes for the candidate who promises to lower my taxes, not send our kids off to needless wars, and stop government from infringing on our rights.
Neo-liberals: nO NoT liKe THaT!!!
125
563
5K
Just got a call from a telemarketer, once he realized I was the same Ken Bone from the Internet he kinda forgot why he called.
52
523
4K
No celebrity treatment at the DMV, but at least I met my new friend Jack while we were in line.
73
536
4K
@h3h3productions
I volunteer to serve as tribute in your place. May papa bless my efforts in the battle to come.
12
121
4K
Seeing the
#FvckTheFourth
going around just reminds me of whiny, petulant teenagers screaming that they hate their parents but then living with them into their mid twenties. I guess it's trendier to cry about America than it is to put in work to make it better.
239
432
4K
This is the view from the door of my hotel. Whatever you think of the election this is America. We got hit and came back stronger. All of us
55
820
4K
I am a Twitter emoji! Join the
#MyVote2016
conversation and share your voice. Message paid for by
@IZOD
77
735
3K
@KnowN0thing1
@cameron_kasky
How dare you. I went to summer camp with this extremely not fake dude. He was named after his father, D60836328 senior.
19
32
3K
Had several folks randomly call me tonight and say it was the highlight of the night talking to me. If that's true, your night musta sucked.
38
726
3K
I wish to clarify that I do not condone the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Justifiable means legal, not right.
229
341
3K
Hey
@MountainDew
I know a great former Internet meme who'd probably be willing to do a Super Bowl commercial cheap!
#WorthaShot
61
588
3K
CrochetbyKT from Facebook sent me my new little buddy here! That's so sweet!
33
465
3K
Maybe this Thanksgiving we shouldn't talk politics with our families. Everyone save that rage for the Black Friday crowd. You'll need it.
24
757
3K
I got my check mark! It turns out that I'm really me after all. I'm a real boy!
66
451
3K
What was Hind Rajab's moral failing? What sin did this 6 year old commit?
Palestinians really are the George Floyds of the international community. Popular with the left because of, not in spite of, their moral depravity. This is a very deep sickness.
171
425
3K
17
461
3K
She's looking good. I'm dragging down the average, but not bad.
56
186
3K
48
732
3K
Man, you vote third party and all the sudden you get shit on like OBJ.
215
298
3K
@Zach_Team
Gee, why didn't I think of that?
I have talked to him and the principal who suspended him.
29
41
2K
Happy ValentAsh Wednesday folks. Let this image keep you warm until Easter Fool's Day.
17
518
3K
You do realize this is WHY we have a broken 2 party system, right?
@kenbone18
Bipartisan state = two choices
If you dont pick either, you may as well just vote for the one you dislike more because that's what you're doing
Glad u feel good about yourself tho
197
21
550
282
235
3K
Who did this little girl rape? Hamas is bad. Starving little Palestinian girls is also bad.
30
112
3K
The worst part of depression isn't feeling down or sad for long periods of time. It isn't the total lack of energy and motivation. It's that depression makes you think you deserve to feel that way.
Well, we don't. We deserve better.
24
361
3K
@PostMalone
Yesterday I had to stay late at work filing paperwork. I played Beerbongs and Bentlys super loud in my office. Got all the way through before I was done. Best paperwork ever.
10
66
3K
Out last week with my lovely wife. Sorry fellas, she's all mine!
58
400
3K
Get a call from [media outlet B]
"Mr Bone, I saw in media outlet A that you won't tell anyone who you voted for. So, who'd you vote for?"
63
232
2K
At the twitter offices to watch some election numbers roll in. There's still time to make your voice heard!
#myvote2016
51
267
2K
The Iowa caucus is tomorrow. It's a critical step in what's already been a grueling election cycle. Show them what we got
#YangGang
62
475
2K
Tonight I'll record my first YouTube video. It'll just be me telling my story. I'll post when I figure out how, so it might be a bit.
56
276
2K
Make sure to check out ken bone reading ken bone facts tonight on
@midnight
on comedy central
#kenbonefacts
54
371
2K
Folks, turns out
@RobinhoodApp
is just another layer of the system. They are blatantly manipulating the market on GME, AMC, and others by not allowing us to buy, only sell. Meanwhile their hedge fund masters can buy to get out of their short sell hole. DO NOT SELL!!! HOLD!!!
36
451
2K
Wrong. It shows that if you're letting your kids watch WAP then Cardi B is a better parent than you.
30
179
2K
How many more celebs have to get fired before I become relevant again by default? Probably a lot but at this rate you never know.
29
261
2K
Here's the President saying what I'm trying to say, only he does it way better. Well said, President Obama
Obama on Trump's win is a great reality check in all of this hysteria
100
21K
41K
23
496
2K
The greatest Christmas present ever. Made from my late grandfather's ties. He was the real Ken Bone. Miss you big guy. Merry Christmas.
13
141
2K
@ShehanJeyarajah
@vine
They wouldn't let us bring any electronic devices. No phones, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury.
60
368
2K
We should all be viewing Logan Paul as a cautionary tale on the dehumanizing effect of wealth and fame. He's put attention higher on his list of priorities than basic human decency.
17
255
2K