Paul Landefeld
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Being smarter than a character in a work of fiction does not make the writing bad.
Through dramatic irony and the fact that the character is inherently fake, any decision someone makes in a fictional work can appear irrational under some level of scrutiny
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@notgwendalupe
Tom Holland did an elaborately choreographed dance number in drag to impress Zendaya and men still wonder how he ended up with her. We could stand to have his level of commitment at times
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@ladydragonjj
The more you read about him the less ridiculous it is that he was the inspiration for James Bond
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@VoidOfRoses
“Kamala I need you to say hi to 100 Filipino fisherman. It will finally bring our alliance to level 2 and unlock the fishing pier upgrade”
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@drsoap8
Say what you want about Incredibles but they absolutely nailed the Bronze and Silver Age superhero aesthetics
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@photonrocks
He killed Captain All Lives Matter, which already puts him in the top half of characters on the show for at least having a redeeming quality
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@HipsterMoody
@Variety
Except for Don Cheadle, who continues to be among the few men in Hollywood who genuinely has a soul
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@Lunwi88
No better indicator that it exists because it’s what the story needed, not what the audience wanted
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@BennieDotGay
No fault divorce laws have prevented the baking of several thousand antifreeze meatloafs
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@Champ_Lion
Kay Adams looks at me like that in a virtual interview and I’m jumping through the screen
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@MingAutocrat
Me whenever I see someone wield the awesome power of fundamentalist religious fury in the name of defending a progressive world
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@ComicGirlAshley
Tony Stark, who had stripper poles installed on his private jet, watching two fine women throwing ass
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@cooIboobs
The 2003 adaptation is so shockingly good in large part because it has some of the best and most whimsical color grading in film since Legend
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@ZoeRoseBryant
I do not think you could find a movie that’s *less* of a cult classic than Titanic: currently the third highest grossing movie fo all time and holds the record for most Oscar wins by a single film
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@LeftAtLondon
I dare someone to find a queer person that would take that as anything other than the most glowing compliment they had received in their lives
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@jbromovies
The last time Scott couldn’t release his overlong director’s cut of a historical drama in theaters the general public was denied maybe the best cinematic epic this side of Lord of the Rings
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@hamboneltd
@dklmarxist
Absolutely nothing is on the same category of cringe as Scott’s Tots
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@GarbageApe
Call me crazy but I think “you should kill yourself” is a perfectly valid response to someone mocking a 13 year old rape victim for lack of enthusiasm about being a mom in middle school
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@ettingermentum
Striking workers have a rather famous history of not even being opposed to killing cops and Pinkertons. Maybe at the top of the list of people you just don’t try
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@zachbdunn
The “doctor” in Dr Nefario isn’t just a name; he has his DMD and was a practicing orthodontist
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@upblissed
People who actually care about suicide awareness when the show was announced: “Hey so just don’t actually show the act or create a narrative that perpetuates the idea of the victim gaining agency and importance through dying”
The writers:
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@MsUngovernable
Even crazier that she is absolutely 110% correct. If you’re saying words you don’t understand, how is what you’re saying of any spiritual significance to you and thus to God? Religion isn’t just a checklist of rituals, and a personal relationship with God is even less so
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@Esqueer_
Libs of TikTok when one of the most liberal and queerest states in America doesn’t care about culture war BS and promotes a queer musical:
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@HailEternal
Kang stopping on his perpetual journey of multiversal conquest to bang Hank’s wife
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@JoeKassabian
> Be fascist
> Predicate your entire moral and political philosophy on racial superiority and military power
> Lose virtually every way you fight
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@JoshuaPHilll
Conservatives: “The commies actually love these leftist billionaires”
Leftists:
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@jasrifootball
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> “Joe Douglas has built the Jets forms dumpster fire into one of the league’s best teams”
> Jets’ best record under him is 7-10
Have we learned nothing from the 2022 Broncos? Let’s see them perform before crowning them
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@offbeatorbit
I have said on multiple occasions that if MLK, a man literally known and deified for commitment to non-violence, was seen as so violent as to warrant multiple arrests and an eventual assassination, there is no form of true protest which will ever be seen as sufficiently peaceful
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@thescarletprint
Anya deserves the Ryan Reynolds treatment for when the X-Men make their MCU debuts
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@NxtDeterio
Animation fans are cooked because the guys who are pushing the medium the hardest in the mainstream are exploitative bosses and a guy who signed the Polanski Petition
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@RedLReviews
I do kinda appreciate that Gunn took him in the other direction of the swashbuckling space hero; made him less Buck Rogers/Flash Gordon and more Han Solo
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@thejstoobs
We should always thank Jean Reno for making Léon a classic by refusing to act like his character was in love with Matilda
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@D4hz4hn
Or Cyborg being this absurdly mechanized/weaponized version of himself that’s barely human with only half a face of skin doesn’t work since that’s already what DCEU Cyborg is
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@arakkisuperstar
It was foolish to ever attempt to recast a couple with such absurdly raw sex appeal as 2000 Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino.
It’s even more insulting for that to be what their answer is
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@offbeatorbit
I say all the time that I have a certain level of respect for WB for doing this instead of removing racist Looney Tunes episodes
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@capitalspidey
The most infuriating part of Spider-Man 3 is the slow realization that they cast Dunst and Howard as the wrong Spider-Man love interests
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@SzMarsupial
Adam Smith was a revolutionary scientific mind for realizing that passing the same $20 between three friends doesn’t make the friend group any richer
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@kishikybe
I appreciate how clearly Regular Show was pitched to Adult Swim only for executives to put it through just enough censors to get in onto Cartoon Network
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@DanBoyWonder
Everyone says he overreacted in Infinity War but I’d absolutely react the same if I bagged Zoe Saldana and an eco fascist took that away from me
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@alibreland
The French national team linebacker watching Lamar Jackson and Nick Chubb come out in the fourth quarter to seal the 12-TD win
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@jadenzerobroads
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@Variety
Crazy coincidence that the only people to come to her defense were the ones whose skin color forced them to go through the same /s
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@TrueSlazac
If you were given the prompt of “draw borders that would trigger the most ethnic conflicts” the result would not be too dissimilar from this
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@Lebron_sheep
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The two aren’t mutually exclusive. The Chiefs are stacked, which makes their last two games inexcusable
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@EPM106
This is why I continue to argue that the “Marvel wants prestige directors” is an actual sincere effort from Feige because he’s tired of being the only person that cares about the quality of the movies
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@Eleanorbutler01
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*Starts defending a problematic age gap*
“I’m 21 and my partner is 35”
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@MisterABK
Glass Onion has made me break out the pinned tweet a lot
Being smarter than a character in a work of fiction does not make the writing bad.
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@thefilmdrunk
After Amy Adams and Willem Dafoe, she’s my “please for the love of god just give them an Oscar the next time they’re nominated”
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For like the fifth time: there is genuinely mass psychosis going on with this show.
Zuko, in this show, is banished for first defending fire nation soldiers from being sacrificed and then for not striking his father. His “fatal flaw” is compassion: the exact same as the og show
They had Zuko FIGHT BACK?!
Oh...oh I am lightheaded from anger
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@Srirachachau
“The energy blasts are still magic tho. The aliens are just really good at magic”
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@saotomestan96
True: Hong Kong action flicks have significantly better action
Also true: Shang-Chi has significantly better action than most current blockbusters
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