Zito
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Writer - The Minotaur at Calle Lanza. “Well, I had to pay my debt of joy to a world that was so often hostile to me.”
Joined June 2009
Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments".
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Gal Gadot is a hater’s dream. So many reasons to hate her. Not only is she extraordinarily bad at acting, she’s also a bad person. You could pick any reason to hate her and you’d be in the right.
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Waving at babies is an art. Some of you aren’t real baby-wavers. Light and cheer doesn’t radiate from you. When you wave, the babies don’t laugh or smile, they keep a straight face like they don’t see you.
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Serena Williams crip walking to a song about you being a pedophile has to hurt existentially.
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I didn’t understand why everyone was so excited about this video and then I watched it. Pure cinema. Absolutely perfect.
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They don’t even look at their wives like this.
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Megan thee Stallion really had Ben Shapiro admitting that his wife is never aroused by him. We should never forget that.
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This is terrible advice.
“If you take a job and they pay you five dollars a day, give them seven dollars a day worth of work!” - Bill Russell
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That's why he got sent to Bel-Air in the first place. Shit like that.
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Whoever the mole is in Drake’s camp is right up there with Judas and Brutus.
Kendrick had Drake’s Ozempic prescription in the cover art?!?. This is insane. Unplug the controller and go home man.
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It's shit like this that makes it even more annoying when people try to save the "purity" of the protests by arguing that they're peaceful. The police and the state have no problem escalating and being violent. They do it without provocation. Theirs is just legalized.
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We don’t truly appreciate how funny the world is.
The Ministry of Youth and Sports should step down. It's disheartening to witness such an incompetent government. How could they select an untrained girl to represent Somalia in running? It's truly shocking and reflects poorly on our country internationally.
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Billie Eilish just threw a chair across the room somewhere.
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Beautiful image of the police’s true function.
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I will never stop laughing at Maguire pulling down his own teammate when Shaw was about to clear the ball.
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The public mourning during 9/11 is even more curious after the last few years where thousands of people died each day and instead of that being a great tragedy as well, there were demands to go back to work and to learn to live with that level of death.
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One of the most disrespectful things I’ve ever seen in sports.
Something about batters trollin pitchers, then standin on business that make baseball worth watchin for me
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Colts fans booed Andrew Luck and God punished them by giving them Carson Wentz.
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So unsettling and evil to just kill an apartment full of people and talk about it in a group chat like it was just nothing. Human lives made so completely abstract that they’re even less than numbers.
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Voting for Jill Stein is such embarrassing shit. I honestly thought y’all were joking.
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Younger siblings don’t even pretend that they’re going to pay for anything when you go out.
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Having a choice between Beyonce or Bad Bunny and somehow giving it to Harry Styles is an incredible way to unite African Americans, the general African diaspora, Hispanics, and Latinos.
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I feel like we’re all learning so much about international politics, because who knew you could kill a bunch of journalists, and then openly state that you’re making a kill list of photojournalists as well, and there’s no consequences for it?.
Israeli MP says any photojournalist who took photos or videos of Hamas’s October 7 attack on Israel will be added to an Israeli elimination list. 🔴 LIVE updates ⤵️
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The CIA being overthrown by a far right-wing government would at least be funny. They must feel like they’re in a twilight zone episode right now.
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“Father, forgive them; for they do not know what they're doing…” is an incredible way to call a group of people stupid.
do u think jesus was ever passive aggressive.
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Some day, hopefully, we’re going to confront how insane all of this is in favor of Israel.
Cornell has rescinded the invitation of the anti-Israel singer Kehlani.
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It's always insufferable when people see the true test of their kindness as extending public sympathy for the worst people who have spent their time on earth being cruel to others.
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Best part about Mac McClung is that he looks like the main character in a movie about a white kid who gets a headband from Vince Carter that gives him superpowers.
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Still don’t think I’ve ever seen self-sabotage like this before. She didn’t press charges and lied to protect him, and so he went on a strange campaign of trashing her in public, only for the state to then charge him and for it to end up like this. Never had to happen.
Just in: Tory Lanez has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.
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England making it to the final just to lose for a second consecutive time. This is what happiness is. This is what football is all about. This is the beautiful game.
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friends w benefiits implies the existence of friends w consequences.
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Jerry Krause: *Likes sunshine*. Michael Jordan: "Fuck sunshine. I'll destroy the sun right now.".
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I may be a bad Catholic but at least the Pope has never written a letter where he reserves space to call me stupid.
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Megan Thee Stallion is too attractive. It’s distracting. You open her IG page and end up thinking about her for the rest of the day.
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People at the bar: "Sing us a song, Billy". Billy Joel, for the next five minutes: "Look at all these miserable fucking people, who are drinking to forget about their sad lives".
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Metric system finally takes America down.
US eliminated by a millimeter.
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We need to be ignoring work more to marvel at nature. This is what they took from us.
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This is such a hilarious quote. Imagine giving birth and the doctor and nurses start booing your baby.
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47% of a city’s budget. This is a hostage situation, my God.
Karen Bass’s proposed 2026 budget - sending half of it to LAPD.
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Not if you're ahead of your time
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Haven’t seen this kind of romance since Meg Ryan was dominating romantic comedies
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I’ve truly enjoyed listening to him explain his protest as a clear moral and religious act, a necessary action that stands so far apart from all the constant bickering and handwringing that people use as a way to make their lack of courage seem intelligent.
The Superbowl protester, Zül-Qarnaįn Nantambu, who waved the Sudan and Palestine flag during the halftime show spoke about how he felt he had to act. “If you see a wrongdoing, you must stop it with your hands, if you can't stop it with your hands, stop it with your tongue, if
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This is one of those fascinating times when you see the difference between people who think of monarchs and colonialism are part of some fantasy world, like Disney stories, and those who know the evil of it and whose parents can talk vividly about the cruelty and lasting impact.
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Gendry really proposed after one night of sex. He might as well jump on the next Drake song with that attitude.
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Harden and Westbrook back together at the lowest time in their careers like two people who made a pact to get married if they were still single at 40.
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Football will hardly give you direct joy from your team doing well. You must find it in rooting for the downfall of your enemies.
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Sorry, I’m still laughing at the NYT reasoning that having Palestinian reporters writing about Palestine/Israel would be too biased, while their actual Middle East reporter is a former IDF soldier and they have several other former IDF soldiers and AIPAC affiliated reporters.
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Drake couldn’t have imagined this when he asked that short man to follow through.
They’re playing Not Like Us while Gavin Newsom nominates Kamala Harris lmao
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I remember the condescending comments during the Popeye's sandwich thing about how black people don't go out to vote but would line up for food. Which is ironic because it was still easier to get that sandwich than it is to vote in this era.
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Not even a full four months. And still we’re being told that this is humane, moral, and necessary. A kind of evil and brutality that would be hard to imagine if it wasn’t real and being treated as normal.
Palestinian death toll in Gaza surpasses 25,000
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Whenever someone says they’re a child of immigrants, they should have to disclose whether we’re talking about like a child of asylum seekers or a child of the reason someone else had to seek asylum. I feel like that gap is pretty important.
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Europe continuing its proud history of spreading diseases to the rest of the world.
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Jude Law spent his whole adult life trying to make the receding hairline hot, only for Walton Goggins to take the crown with his southern charm and big teeth. The game is so cold.
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I just want to remind y'all that no one had the sauce like Ronaldinho
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So the only thing it was used for was for IDF soldiers to hide in aid trucks and kill hundreds of Palestinians?.
JUST IN - $230 million US-Gaza aid pier to officially be "permanently dismantled" after only operating for ~21 days — AP
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Usher saw these new male singers struggling and decided to embarrass them even more.
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Any Black person who has ever encountered Black cops could have told you that the representation angle was nonsense to begin with.
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Young Thug makes incredible love songs. He might be talking about your wife but his whole heart is in it.
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Once again
Trailer for the new Aaron Rodgers’ documentary, “Enigma”, which Netflix will release Dec. 17.
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People have such contempt for poor people and evil in their hearts that the possibility of a person who gets $300 a month buying a bag of chips with that money leads them into this rage where they declare that the person should have that small amount taken away.
sorry, I think poor people deserve whatever food they want to eat. including junk food. are y’all crazy?.
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If "Defund the Police" is too harsh, we can just do what the police and media do and just call it a "Police-Involved Defunding".
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Trump is going to say that Elon is built worse than the Cybertruck and it’s going to be that nerd’s 13th reason.
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I really do find it fascinating that Americans see things being suddenly super expensive (being exploited) as a thing to celebrate. You could have bought a flight to Barcelona and a ticket to watch him in his prime with this amount.
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Steve Kerr’s greatest contribution to basketball is telling Steph Curry that he has the green light to shoot whenever he wants a long time ago.
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The room in which Aaron Rodgers spent his time is a partially underground, Hobbit-like structure with 300 square feet of space, devoid of light, with a queen bed, a bathroom and a meditation-like mat on the floor, via @Xuan_Thai:.
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Jrue Holiday is so solid and reliable. He’s like the Toyota Camry of basketball guards.
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Emily Wilson spent years explaining how a lot of the older translations weren’t translating the actual poem but riffing off each other only for people to come around because of Nolan and think the other translations are more accurate because they sound “older”.
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I think what’s also interesting is that Will spent his entire career being as clean as possible and so much time distancing himself from the stereotype of the bad Black man and all it took was one incident for all that to fall apart.
One started a cult, potentially groomed children, and has a history of assaults. The other slapped a man after his wife was insulted. Only one is framed as a “problem”. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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This is so unnecessary. It's not like it's hard to find black muslim actresses for a role like this. Scarlett Johansson is right there.
‘Sweetness In The Belly’: First Clip Of Dakota Fanning As A White Ethiopian Muslim In Refugee Drama-Romance – Toronto
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Wild that Aaron Rodgers didn’t get better protection against the Niners with his natural immunity.
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Jay Z is every introvert that's forced to be at a social gathering when they just want to be at home
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I feel like everyone forgot when they tried to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer or when Pelosi’s husband got beat with a hammer and the reaction was them making fun of him and calling him secretly gay.
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Does Aaron Rodgers let doctors work on him, since he doesn’t trust modern medicine, or does he heal his injuries with herbs and spices?.
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I like Westside Gunn because sometimes I want to hear raps about how you ran into your plug in Istanbul while buying Versace loafers.
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