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🔸️Millennial scum 🧅 🔸️RIP to all the ppl dying to be me 🔸️Dilbur 🪱

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@pinkskylofi
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@pablothinghouse We makin it out pre school with this one 🔥🔥🔥
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@pinkskylofi
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@honeytoastdraws So did you clock out or what?
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@pinkskylofi
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@RoyReadsManga TO THIS DAY
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@HeianYuji I've been learning Japanese on Duo Lingo for 59 days and I sincerely think I could do better.
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@greentexts_bot Smothered, play it cool until the 2nd or 3rd date buddy. First date is literally establishing a basis of communication and getting to know someone. 2nd date is committing to deeper understanding. 3rd date is committed to becoming more physical not necessairly sex but more
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@pinkskylofi
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@carobunga I know damn well he did this just to mess with you. There's just something so silently unsettling about the perfection behind it. Knowing he could've just raided your fridge and left, why go the extra mile? To get in your head. Mans a true genius.
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@pinkskylofi
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@ReeseGhost @JoeLongBalls -Mmm this oder smo gud -Fuck your soda kid Same shock value effect
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@pinkskylofi
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@Gol_D_Peak @UllrMain Mans jeans boutta be like this
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@pinkskylofi
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@U210814 @HeianYuji Sukuna didn't go all out because without Megumi he wouldn't have had a way to defeat Gojo. Sukuna left his 4 armed form in reserve because he KNEW Gojo was going to fuck him up. Thing is, lets say he started with his 4 arm form without megumis CT, he would've outright LOST. What,
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@pinkskylofi
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Yeah crazy it's almost like nearly every cinematic iteration of Star Wars has sucked and will continue to suck until disney completely bleeds it dry. Go ahead and defend if you feel the need, but this shit is boring and not entertaining at all. It's just pointless media.
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@pinkskylofi
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@Swag_K1RBY This is unironically so unfunny it's actually funny
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@pinkskylofi
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@PhenomzdaGreat @ol3z2 You'd have to be like socially retarded level savant to achieve that right on the fly, my guy he JUST adapted to cutting space. How in the actual fuck is anyone out there even going to have a fuckin clue to even attempt something like that with cursed energy right there? Idk
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@pinkskylofi
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@tieshatwo I'm just gonna leave this here in case anyone needs this info. Upon being hired for a new job, if they have strict scheduling that interferes with your weekends say you have religious obligations on saturday and sunday. 9/10 times they never fuckin ask for more info.
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@pinkskylofi
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@flwrchldtweets Fuck a holiday that's how meemaw never sees anything but meals on wheels ever again.
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@pinkskylofi
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5 months
@uprollyabitch @LiveActionLeaks He picked him up and put him back down. The guy didn't hurt that kid, gravity did.
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@pinkskylofi
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2 years
@CurtBanga1 @mscarasco_live @GOFLOCKYOURSELF @mattxiv She said to the bullied, that implies anyone who is bullied. Goof ass in the thread stirrin a pot that don't need to be stirred.
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@pinkskylofi
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@HeianYuji I mean Choso took 3 hits and basically thought, okay this dog definitely needs to be put down that shit HURT.
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@pinkskylofi
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@OneyNG For $10 USD (affordable) I'll get naked, cover myself in spaghetti, rub mustard in my neckbeard, and read off all the story dialogue for bowlbo whenever you drop it and post a rough cut video to twitter. Chris I'm so fucking serious.
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@pinkskylofi
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@greentexts_bot Anon is cooking, football is so ass hockey clears so crazy hard.
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@thevampiricgoth That's why I like him, he just like me fr fr
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@pinkskylofi
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6 months
@DAKKADAKKA1 It's so funny that everyone is like OMG THE COMMENTS ARE SO RACIST. Bro I have yet to see 1 racist comment on this post lmfao
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@OneyNG The one where I can play as you Chris.
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@pinkskylofi
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@Cannonbreed Who would win, one mechanical boy or one EMP?
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@ReviewsPossum People always talk about killing them, but you could just gouge out one of it's eyes. Most, if not all mammals will quickly disengage if their vision is tampered with.
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@pinkskylofi
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@CosmonautMarcus Almost like accolades and public recognition that's held as a private event never paramount to fucking anything. As a dev they should have their own platforms to speak on their games, instead of willingly and publicly allowing such disrespect at an award ceremony to take place.
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@pinkskylofi
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@loafbreadmann Yeah it's a first world country, get with the program
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@pinkskylofi
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@funnysmartguy12 Girth maxxing my boy
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@pinkskylofi
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2 years
@morechriis Every single day of my junior year I went to the main office and smacked it in the faculty bathroom. Complete privacy, the TP wasn't sandpaper, had candles, and had mints by the sink. Some days I would double up or just do numbers until I started firing blanks. I did not care.
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@pinkskylofi
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@Kawakiotsuk My genuine reaction if Gege makes the based antagonists win.
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@pinkskylofi
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2 years
@briantheruller Chick Fil A. Most over hyped chicken joint ever.
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@pinkskylofi
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@catshouldnt This is onion
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@Joshua00395570 @The25thBam_ Right?? I swear this dude is a GOD at drawing hands
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@pinkskylofi
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@finralnation Never lost my virginity because that would require losing.
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@SpyraAlexandra @carobunga That question has too many answers for a 280 character limit. I have a manifesto though and I currently live under your sink. I hope this helped.
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@Shieeshxz Lmao you stabbed him back. Outstanding. She said now it's my turn.
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@pinkskylofi
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@nothinbutlag Gotchu lil bro.
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@pinkskylofi
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@fortunatelycray This is like advanced levels of hating man
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@pinkskylofi
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@Darkstarstriker Get him past Yuji first
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@pinkskylofi
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@thegameawards Vaati. Minish Cap was such a fire zelda game and like NO ONE talks about it. Vaati wanted smoke man, in 4 sword he was pretty lame but I always wanted more outta this dude. Plus his design just looks so edge and I love it.
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@pinkskylofi
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@yakpuu_ How I feel after I put a shopping cart back after I used it.
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@pinkskylofi
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@RukasuMHA I bet you anything Sero and his moment have everything to do with the impending aizawa/present mic/shirakumo trio.
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@pinkskylofi
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@SomaKazima Imagine actually taking your ego out on customer service personnel. Jobs like these are great since they have a somewhat high turn out rate, especially due to the fact quitting or getting fired poses as no real consequence. Therefore if someone really really really tries you one
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@pinkskylofi
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@HeianYuji Sukuna makes it a mission to state "Ahh the boy is from that time." And follows it with "Kenjaku does the grossest things." Sukuna, the man who bathes in the blood of horrible warped entities that burtally kills his victims has the audacity to claim Kenjaku does the grossest
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@pinkskylofi
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@Ya_Boy_Woodinho @Touyarokii His character development is literally "Damn I lose all the time, I'll never be leon. Maybe I should be me instead."
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@pinkskylofi
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@PikkuProgram Bro be serious you saw edgeshot thumpin around in there, did you think edgeshot was gonna just dissolve without the rezzy my boy?? No of course he pops off with the res and bakugo lives to fight on. Don't act like you didn't see this coming the moment edgeshot pulled out that
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@pinkskylofi
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@starboykatsuki That's the same effect used when he gets his quirk awakening. The effect of cluster makes his eyes do that, and his sweat makes tiny explosions in the shape of a star.
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@pinkskylofi
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@catshouldnt The masculine urge to pet it knowing fully well I'd die in less than a minute >>>>> common sense.
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@pinkskylofi
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4 months
@BorrachaCobra @ronesolos Idk gearshift changes things. You gotta think the kid is only using 45%, 100% with gearshift would probably kill him but the 5 seconds he needs will deff get the job done. This is definitely a high diff fight but I can see Deku taking it if he didn't pull any punches.
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@pinkskylofi
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@marmardaiann Context for haters/spoilers: Ichigo was locked in a 1 v 1 with someone who could actively change timelines to suit himself. Nearly invincible, and the first thing he prioritized was Ichigos new bankai. The omnipotent being feared his bankai. THAT MUCH.
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@pinkskylofi
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2 years
@LETSPLAYmarkus @SEGA Not today sir. No one and I mean no one actually thinks that game is good.
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@pinkskylofi
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@souljalaura Shout out my boy meat davidson
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@pinkskylofi
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@LyleRath Assuming you didn't wear the otter killer belt buckle.
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@pinkskylofi
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2 years
@mscarasco_live @GOFLOCKYOURSELF @mattxiv We need more teachers like you.
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@pinkskylofi
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@NoodleVEVO Crazy you guys keep giving that thing money
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@pinkskylofi
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@greentexts_bot Imagine the smell of the breakroom after a jeet uses the microwave 1 time.
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@pinkskylofi
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@tieshatwo Note: This only works when discussing availability upon being hired, so seize the opportunity immediately or else you're fucked. If they do happen to ask have the lie prepared and practiced, usually they don't ask follow up questions after explaining it once.
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@pinkskylofi
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@MillerStream I can smell this picture
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@pinkskylofi
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@J_Crawford1992 God. Fuckin. Damn.
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@pinkskylofi
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@KaiyoBreeze I deadass loved this fight so much, it's one of my favorites. Although yes Yuji gets his ass handed to him, the improvising and observation Yuji showcased as just a regular cursed energy user was incredible. Against someone with a CT as a regular CE user your odds of winning
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@pinkskylofi
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@TT_FromMTV3 Malt vinegar and a pinch of salt, I'm smackin them shits. My dad and I used to go to this horse racing track/casino in Canada and they had a vendor that had the BEST fries and that was when my dad put me onto malt vinegar on fries. I was like 12ish having my dad place bets on
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@Kiecaburn Nahhhh not after Kite man.
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@MarkoRaassina Nerd @ Tiger:
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@pinkskylofi
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@Rolando48933604 COOKIN WITH THAT PSYREN HEATER 🔥🔥🔥
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@pinkskylofi
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@ItsKnucklesUp You are the comedic relief the smash community so desperately needs.
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@pinkskylofi
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@Hashim__Shariff @PhenomzdaGreat @ol3z2 Kashimo tagging in Yuji, Hakari, and Higuruma to go yank out Megumi so they actually have a shot here.
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@pinkskylofi
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@kawakishinden @NNezukoV2 "Code is actually super cool, he'll be kage level once we see him in action without his limiters. Boruto is actually super underrated and is the best written shounen right now."
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@pinkskylofi
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@tomamoto Crazy how you were also cleaning an AR-15 while doing this
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@pinkskylofi
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8 months
@LyleRath Go to bed Lyle. It's almost 4am.
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@pinkskylofi
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@ReviewsPossum Just jump on it's head really hard like Mario
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@pinkskylofi
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@mainmajin Kenjaku, Takaba, and Yuta is all you need. Kenny and Takaba working together would be cracked, and Yuta being in the mix would help with him having copy + Rika + bottomless CE.
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@pinkskylofi
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@JoshyBeSloshy Yeah that's what happens when your dog water state inflates it's own worth by such a drastic degree. Maybe if a 1200sq ft ranch house with 3 beds and 1 bath wasn't 1.8 million you wouldn't have problems like this.
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@pinkskylofi
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5 months
@SenninEnergy Don't carry that cope into tomorrow champ, he doesn't get past Ichigoat and we both know that.
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@pinkskylofi
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@pukicho I'm sorry but this has to be said, did you even read into the unit? Did you even consider watching a youtube video or hell even reading the instructions or did you just fill it and plug it in. Depending on your answer this may get even funnier than it already is.
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@pinkskylofi
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That phelps bar gets me every time.
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So we went to the happiest place on earth and couldn’t help ourselves 😂💜
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@pinkskylofi
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@ToiletDestroyer @tize4PF You should title this list "Just discovered porn."
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@pinkskylofi
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@VegaGotBands Schizophrenia.
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@pinkskylofi
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@neitotopia Never understood why they never did what they did with Mirio but to her instead. Make clothing out of her hair fibers so she doesnt have to run around naked.
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@pinkskylofi
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@greentexts_bot That means you're put in a position of power, the one who holds the most info in the work place remains strongest. Yes blackmail is ethical and it happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME in the work place especially when trying to advance. More dirt = more leverage.
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@pinkskylofi
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@christinerevely @uprollyabitch @LiveActionLeaks Well regardless that kid learned a valuable lesson he'll never forget. That's all that really matters.
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@pinkskylofi
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@JPSlimeoriginal If I'm going to get falsely accused of something like that I might as well pepper in assault too, because I'll be damned if you walk away unscathed for being such a vile person.
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@pinkskylofi
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"AsTa IsNt A rEaL sWoRdSmAn." My guy, what?
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@pinkskylofi
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8 months
@datman60796347 @LookAtMyMeat1 In 240p on a sony erikson.
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@pinkskylofi
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@MaxKetchum_ Awwww did someone get KO punched by mac? High, mid, or low tier doesn't matter if you're good you're good. Meta sweats gate keeping competitive play is the most adorable shit in the world. Just play the game lmao if you lose to a gimmick you probably deserved it. Luck or not.
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@pinkskylofi
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@mainmajin Hey to be fair Toji is 100% HIMalayan and Takuma never released Ryu in time so we don't even know what it does but it's gotta be strong right?
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@pinkskylofi
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@DasisDitto @greentexts_bot 6 for clarity followed by a strict diet of red40 and seed oils.
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@pinkskylofi
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1 year
@colledecor This is actually insane both I and my girlfriend thought that was an actual shoe. Dude just picked up a hobby and became a god at it wtf.
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@pinkskylofi
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@dyingscribe You're high
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