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I reviewed some animated kid's movie called 100% Wolf. There's a lot of piss in it.
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You can bend the air out of a motherfucker's lungs.
You can bend the minerals in a motherfucker's bones.
You can bend the piss and blood in a motherfucker's organs.
There ain't no fire in a motherfucker.
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Yes, that's how they prevented games from being 200 GB back in the day.
I can't keep this knowledge to myself anymore.
EVERY SINGLE ROCK on The Covenant is the same rock.
EVERY ONE. ALL OF THEM. THERE IS ONE SINGLE ROCK ON THE COVENANT.
NOT TWO, NOT THREE, JUST ONE.
IT'S JUST ONE ROCK ROTATED, SCALED, AND MOVED AROUND.
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I explained why this shit happens in my review of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
It ain't for artistic reasons.
It’s pathetic studios rely on CGI this much
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That is technology.
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People in the replies not knowing Hollywood was doing nuke scenes with practical effects before CGI.
Christopher Nolan explains why he didn’t use CGI for the nuclear explosion in ‘OPPENHEIMER’.
“I find CGI rarely is able to grab you. It tends to feel safe. Even if it's impressive and beautiful, it's difficult to make you feel danger.”
(Source: )
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Elden Ring should have a pause button.
This isn't an "add an easy mode for accessibility" bullshit thing, it's a basic fucking convenience thing. I've had people knock on my door while I'm in the middle of fighting a dragon.
There's no reason not to have one.
They’ll add a pause button around the same time they stop adding poisonous swamps to each new release, and by that I mean never.
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There are people saying Thanos was right even though:
1) He could have just used the Infinity Gauntlet's reality-altering powers to increase the amount of resources in the universe, thereby rendering overpopulation a non-issue.
2) If he couldn't do that for some reason, he…
What villain was terrifying because they were right?
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She also believed a box of cereal cost $30. That's how out of touch she is.
Billie Eilish says men don’t face criticism about their bodies because girls are nice:
“Nobody ever says a thing about men’s bodies. If you’re muscular, cool. If you’re not, cool. If you’re rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you’re pudgy, love it! Everybody’s happy…
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The makeup was painted on in a certain color (probably blue), and then a graduated filter of the same color was placed in front of the camera lens, making it invisible to the camera. When the actress removed her wig, the graduated filter was lifted at the same time, revealing the…
How did a film from 1937 pull off this seamless—and creepy af—makeup transformation?
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This isn't TikTok. You're allowed to say "murdered".
Isabella Guzman, 18, deleted her mother by shanking her 79 times in her face and neck in Colorado, on August 28, 2013. She is now serving 27 year's of imprisonment.
This is her during her arraignment looking smug:
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They... did?
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What the fuck is that even for?
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I didn't realize killing off the main villain and forcing the last entry of a trilogy to backtrack and bring back a previous villain, and then following it with a poorly choreographed fight in which a knife was digitally removed mid-shot was considered "good filmmaking".
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Dude painted a swastika, waited for it to dry, then filmed himself pretending to be a different guy painting a meme over it for internet clout.
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Tolkien hated Dune, but was too polite to explain why. When you compare the sensibilities of Tolkien's writings to those of Herbert's, it makes sense why it wouldn't appeal to him.
The Lord of the Rings has clearly defined good guys and bad guys and is a story of good triumphing…
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[Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber.]
Darth Vader: "When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
Obi-Wan: "Only a master of evil, Darth."
[Obi-Wan tries to turn on his lightsaber but it doesn't go on.]
Obi-Wan: "Oh... heh... batteries. Hold on."
[Darth…
Taika Waititi wants his upcoming Star Wars movie to recapture the joy of the Original Trilogy films.
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There's no way suicide isn't the leading cause of death on Coruscant.
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In the right hands, a sling can hit with the force of a 9mm bullet.
Mysterious hole found in bison skull supposedly from 40,000 years ago
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This meme may be a bit reductive, but I have noticed a trend in modern media having fucking up morals, especially when it comes to the Disney remakes.
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Oh no, you only got five dollars for walking back and forth between the kitchen and a table a few times. How horrible.
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Why didn't he just shoot her?
If you say this isn’t cool as fuck, you’re lying
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"I have an idea for an animated movie!"
"Oh yeah? What?"
"Okay, get this: a human character gets turned into a—"
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@SolLowe
My car has a backup camera and I've never needed my car to ejaculate on itself to keep it clean.
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The reason they use CGI for things that don't need to be CGI is so they can change them at any point in post production when executives inevitably demand changes based on market research or the censorship laws of other countries.
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There's nothing in any Native American mythology that suggests wendigos are skull-faced deer monsters with antlers. That idea was invented by the 2001 movie Wendigo, and then popularized by Dungeons & Dragons. They're actually more zombie-like in appearance.
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This has so much potential to be abused for disinformation and propaganda.
This is mind blowing technology. Generative AI will completely change how films are made.
From:
@Flawlessai
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Most animals will run away when they realize you can throw rocks. That's like a superpower in their eyes.
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It's kind of astonishing how grown adults don't understand that if a movie costs $300,000,000 to produce, it making $300,000,001 at the box office doesn't make it a success.
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I have never heard of Verbalase before seeing this. This is my first exposure to anything related to him. This will be what I picture whenever I hear his name from now on. In my mind, this is his legacy.
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I went to Caelid and immediately realized I had no reason to be there.
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Welcome to Norilsk, Russia, the most depressing place in the world.
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You ever wonder why blood spurts are always CGI now, even though practical squibs have been around for decades and look much better? It's so they can just rerender the scene without blood when they need to get past censors in the overseas market.
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Half of your comics end with your characters committing implied or overt violence against someone for minor offenses.
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[Train passes through a building and rattles the cage apartments every ten minutes due to poor city planning.]
"Wow! That's so cool!"
Chinese planning is living in 2055, US planning is still in 1955
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Think wolves are scary?
Consider the borzoi, a Russian dog breed that looks like something out of Bloodborne.
They were bred to kill wolves.
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She got mad because she was trying to make a TikTok video in which she accuses him of creeping on her and he wasn't having it.
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She's saying this to a man who was hunted by the government for years while living with a destructive monster inside him which he could barely control and which forced him to isolate himself so he wouldn't hurt his loved ones before bearing the responsibility of saving the world.
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Just wait until all cars are electric and you need a subscription to drive your own vehicle.
For-Rent bike abruptly locks because rider's deposit balance suddenly ran out
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Shame and Guilt were originally new emotions Riley got in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’
“It was not fun to watch. It was too heavy.”
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@OrwellNGoode
Gorillas tend to mind their own business, and they're big enough that they would be easy to see and avoid in a shopping mall.
A snake can hide anywhere.
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Where the fuck are you finding fries for a dollar?
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Those ballistic gel dummy torsos gun YouTubers shoot at cost over $3,000 a piece.
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Boohoo I don’t get billions in subsidies anymore so now I have to ruin everyones day 😭😭
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I grew up with two sisters. You'd be amazed how female "friends" treat each other.
Also, the way girls bully each other is far more brutal. Boys will start fights with each other. Girls will try to ruin each other's social lives by spreading rumors and sabotaging relationships.
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Wait, I just realized something.
If the scientists at Jurassic World recreated the dinosaurs from DNA in the blood inside mosquitos preserved in amber, how did they get the DNA of a mosasaurus that lived in the ocean?
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It's also why they shoot movies the way they do now.
Modern movies are shot "for coverage", meaning they get as many angles as possible so they always have something to cut away to when they have to remove something or add in a pickup shot later.
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we need to stop using non human creatures to represent different races and cultures because every time without fail in these movies there’s an actual valid reason why they can’t be together, which is obviously not the case in real life for what it’s trying to convey.
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"Guys! Guys! I have an original idea! How about we take some innocent childhood characters, but make them edgy and matu—"
The upcoming PETER PAN-inspired horror movie will feature a “heavily obese” Tinkerbell who’s “recovering from drugs.”
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"Well, people of Narnia, it's been fun, but we need to give up our royalty and go back to the human world for no fucking reason where we have to pay taxes and ride the subway."
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It's worse than you think.
Did you know that 53% of single men don't approach women because they're scared of coming off as "creepy"?
This means that single women are going to have to step up their game and make the first move...
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I think more companies should rip off Nintendo because fuck them.
(can't find the OP of this compilation but) the only thing crazier than this extent of plagiarism is dudes angrily defending it because the game is fun. there are so many fun games that aren't plagiarized. most of them, in fact
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You can kill just about anything with a pointy stick.
Cavemen killed mammoths with pointy sticks.
Fishermen during the age of sail killed whales with pointy sticks.
People started killing things really far away with pointy sticks when they figured out how to launch them really…
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The Little Mermaid and The Flash still haven't broken even.
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The kids who bullied you in high school are doing better than you both financially and in terms of mental health.
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Fun fact: American pickup trucks are oversized because of environmental regulations that restrict how small a vehicle can be for a given amount of emissions. So if you have a high horsepower engine that will consequently make a lot of emissions, it needs to be in a big truck.
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"The modern western animator's inability to create anything coo—"
The modern western animator's inability to create anything cool should be studied
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"Cats That Heal Your Depression"
Bro, that cat's gonna be dead in a year or two.
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Fun fact: the guys who ran into him and knocked him over weren't supposed to. They just kind of rolled with it.
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There are people in the replies saying it's a filter.
No, Loving Vincent actually was literally painted frame-by-frame. They got 125 classically-trained painters from twenty different countries to produce over 65,000 individual paintings which formed frames of animation.
AI discourse has artists so twisted up that they're calling films like Loving Vincent ugly trash.
It's not AI. It's not even digital.
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"Ew, you're attracted to a woman? What are you, gay?"
Tomboys are NOT hot.
I REPEAT, TOMBOYS ARE NOT HOT.
Attraction to tomboys is H0M0SEXUALlTY.
And women shouldn’t be working outside.
What kind of man lets his woman work outside like a man?
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It's an EA game.
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Even though it doesn't literally take place in Hell, The Amazing Digital Circus is a better representation of life in Hell than Hazbin Hotel.
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You can't even light things creatively because if they decide to change it, the shadows need to match.
There's a greenscreen shot in Cruella where, if you brighten it, you can see how flat the lighting is. They probably didn't know what the background would be when they shot it.
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Have you ever watched a scene in a movie and wondered why it suddenly cuts to a random reaction shot that doesn't add anything? It's because they cut something out and had to cut away to something else for a second so you wouldn't see a jump-cut.
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They want fandoms to be small & insular - to pander to them and their views. And they're willing to be vile & toxic in order to drive people away.
Make no mistake: these attitudes drive away new fans & hobbyists, and sabotage the things they claim to love.
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No, Hollywood, a sword cannot cut through a piece of armor that was made specifically to protect its wearer from swords and other edged weapons. That's why maces were invented.
Yes, that applies to katanas too.
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Mihailo Tolotos— a monk who was born in a monastery and never saw a woman in his life— had peak character design.
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People who commit home invasions deserve to die.
I don't give a fuck.
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This is also the reason why cinematography sucks in big movies now. You need a bunch of close-ups and inserts just for cutaway material to cover up jump cuts, and because you have to shoot this way, you can't plan out long shots with complex blocking and staging.
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Twitter communists when someone actually owns their own means of production:
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Finn could have been a complex and interesting character grappling with the internal conflict of having to overcome a lifetime of brainwashing and being forced to fight his former brothers in arms, but they decided to turn him into a comedy relief sidekick.
You don't see a…
I know this is overused at this point
But media literacy is dead
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Seven months ago, Ohio started allowing citizens to carry concealed firearms without permits. A study has found that gun crime rates have since decreased in six of the eight largest cities in that state.
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Sony canceled the Popeye movie for The Emoji Movie.
remember that popeye animated movie that just never came out???
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This was the director's subtle way of informing the audience that Harley Quinn likes cream pies.
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After assisted suicide was legalized in Canada, many severely ill patients have found themselves effectively forced into "voluntary" euthanasia by healthcare costs, or even hospitals just refusing to treat them.
Euthanasia is now the sixth leading cause of death in Canada.
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"You can just go to a site of grace!"
Yeah, okay, let me just leave the boss chamber— oh wait, I can't leave until the fight is over. I guess I better kill myself so I can go answer the phone.
Or better yet, they can put in a fucking pause button.
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Progressives realizing they just said something unironically racist.
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Normies finding out that recycling is a manufacturing process and it produces just as much pollution as any other manufacturing process.
Recycling plastic bags Into furniture,
But look at this process,
What do you think?
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A good character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette alone.
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Elon Musk gets all the hate but Jeff Bezos is a real life Mr. Burns.
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