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@nothinbutlag
justin
3 months
NEW VID JUST DROPPED. i went to comic con. we met some very interesting characters along the way. don't miss it.
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
im at tim hortons and they fucked up john wicks order bro im bout to die 😭
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
Your cat isn’t a “heckin chonker” bro it’s going to die
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
tired of this shit man i need new roommates smh
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
just looked out the window on my flight bro wtf is this
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
i put cartoon sound effects over a guy fighting a bear
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
man what the hell
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
drink like peter 🍺 smoke like brian 🚬 think like stewie 🧠 swag like lois 💅 fuck like quagmire 💦
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@nothinbutlag
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5 years
I just woke up and now Jack Black is starting a let’s play channel idk what’s real anymore
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1 year
Courage the cowardly dog trying to explain the eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension he just witnessed
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
it was a rough year
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
Some dickhead thought it’d be funny to paint a fake tunnel on a brick wall near the highway. They fucking got me again. My car is totaled, I’m lucky to be alive. This shit needs to end.
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
@chrishemsworth thank you brother Chris, but alas, i am the one on the right. If you ever need an extra stunt double you know where to find me. 💪❤️
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
if boobs are real how come I’ve never seen one ? checkmate.
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
Been fighting my demons for years and I’m tired of it so I invited them over and now we just chilling
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
@netflix STOP CANCELLING ALL YOUR ANIMATED PROJECTS THEN I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH FIFTEEN SEASONS OF BIG MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
I put the DOOM soundtrack over my kittens playing
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@nothinbutlag
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10 months
ur not gonna fuckin believe who just showed up again.
@nothinbutlag
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10 months
some 4 foot tall duck just came up to my lemonade stand and, get this- asked if I sold grapes. i told him i didn’t have any and that he was welcome to try the lemonade but he just waddled away. doubt he’ll be back any time soon lmao. moron
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
started watching family guy. just got to season 12 episode 6. no one told me the fucking dog dies. what the fuck.
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
A bunch of girls told me I look just like Chris hemsworth haha. do you agree?
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
what the fuck
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@nothinbutlag
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5 years
I lost like 50 chickens on Minecraft last night because of a random lightning strike. I’m still processing that shit. I watched them all get zapped bro. This game fucks you up.
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
nothing better than a freshly rolled joint to start the day ❤️
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
on my stewie griffin shit fr. what the deuce
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@nothinbutlag
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8 months
i’ll take care of this y’all
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@nothinbutlag
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7 months
Some sick bastard hung a full grand piano above my door & it fell on my fucking head. Needless to say it squished me. My teeth look like piano keys now and the paramedics had to use a bicycle pump to inflate me back to normal size. I can’t take it anymore. This shit needs to end.
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@nothinbutlag
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7 months
ran into sssniperwolf at spirit halloween today and she’s even nicer in person :’)
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
You call it chronic depression I call it having that dawg in me
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
Y’all can keep those gas prices lmao im outta here 🏃‍♂️💨
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
Pigeons when you drop a little bread on the sidewalk
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
To the person that unfollowed me.. I see you..... you can’t run forever 😈
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
Now, let’s say, hypothetically, shorty had them apple bottom jeans. And, for the sake of the argument, the boots with the fur. She’d theoretically have the whole club looking at her. If she hits the floor, next thing you’d know... shorty would have gotten low.
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@nothinbutlag
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5 years
Me on my way to Area 51 to be shot on sight
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
Addressing rumors..
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
never using apple maps again bro where tf am i
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
Imagine a world where shawty wasn’t like a melody in our heads
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
Some asshole painted a fake tunnel on a brick wall near my house. They fucking got me. Just ran into it going full speed in my car.
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
worst fucking group chat I’ve ever been a part of
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1 year
just ratio’d netflix, treat animators better ya NERDS!!!!!!!
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
Imagine being a tree growing for like 100 years, strong as fuck, just to be cut down and made into a hentai book
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2 years
New iphone just came in bro this camera is crazy 🤯🤯
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
fuck the drama we at the clam!!!
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
ants when you spill a little soda on the ground
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1 year
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
this family guy shit not a game man I’m out here in quahog fr 💯
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
Just took a walk and saw a coyote get crushed by a falling anvil. A fucking acme anvil. Poor bastards teeth looked like piano keys. What the hell happened to this country?
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
what can I say? it’s just one of those nights 😎🎉
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
how it started how it’s going
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
LMAO y’all still on iPhone 13??? Couldn’t be me 🤣🤣
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
do I look like Chris Pine?? Be honest
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
I be giggling n shit when my boys text me, some times a lil fart come out cuz I get excited lol
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
Chris Hemsworth just called me sexy I’m never going to fail
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
I just went to hooters and there aren’t even any fuckign owls there im never going back again
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@nothinbutlag
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6 months
im watching tom & jerry bawling my fucking eyes out.. why must two of God’s beautiful creations constantly be at war with eachother … we must end this madness brothers …
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
Some real shit y’all wouldn’t know about
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
just robbed the sperm bank we eating good tonight !!!!!
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@nothinbutlag
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10 months
some 4 foot tall duck just came up to my lemonade stand and, get this- asked if I sold grapes. i told him i didn’t have any and that he was welcome to try the lemonade but he just waddled away. doubt he’ll be back any time soon lmao. moron
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1 year
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@nothinbutlag
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5 months
i’m ready for you, you jolly bastard.
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BREAKING NEWS: Tracking Center has CONFIRMED that #Santa has LEFT the North Pole! Stay tuned for his projected route.
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
Papa John’s is giving away this massive chair that can drive around and hold pizza. They say you have to post something epic in order to win. Here is my submission. #epicstuffs #sweepstakes @PapaJohns
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@nothinbutlag
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10 months
how cockroaches be looking up at you after you hit em with that dollar store bug spray
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
Just touched down in Detroit… I am speechless 😍❤️🛫
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
ryan is the true winner tonight
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
got a lot on my mind...
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@nothinbutlag
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10 months
WE DO NOT LOOK ALIKE.
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
i went to Springfield
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i went to see sonic
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@nothinbutlag
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1 year
never inviting charlie brown to the function again bro wtf is this
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@nothinbutlag
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5 months
Yes, it’s true. I was the one that leaked the gta 6 trailer… I’m pretty sure the police are on the way but I’m ready for them 😎
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
three SuperMega boys
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
No Shit September has begun. I am 14 hours in. I Will Not Falter.
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
THE DAY HAS COME 9/10/21 HIS WORD IS TRUE BE NOT AFRAID
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@nothinbutlag
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2 years
i don’t trust these bitches so I grew my own titties 💯
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
no fuckin way
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2 years
dance battle
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@nothinbutlag
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4 years
HAPPY NOTHINBUTLAG DAY!!!
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1 year
tf wrong w my dog bruh im bout to take his ass back to the shelter ☠️
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5 years
I have officially been on Ellen along with ryan and jackson. This is not a joke. We’ve made it, everyone.
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1 year
just booted up tears of the kingdom man wtf is this
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2 years
conquering every traumatic moment in my life by calling it a “family guy moment” and saying what the deuce
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4 years
You know what.. fuck it.... I’m gonna say it..... coronavirus is not epic.
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Guys Cartoon Network just switched to adult swim and family guy is coming on but I can’t find the remote to turn it off what do I do my mom iscomifng I cant stop shaking
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4 years
Today instead of staying inside I decided to take a hike deep in nature... I cleared my mind, took in some gorgeous views and even connected with some of the wild creatures.... nature is healing ❤️
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@nothinbutlag
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5 years
guys i googled “boobs” on my moms computer and i don’t know how to erase the history I’m shdjaking please help me shes on her way home from work i cant stop cyryig
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@nothinbutlag
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3 years
Taught myself how to levitate cuz I can’t stand these bitches 💯
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2 years
update.
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3 years
Ah fuck just fell in the snow haha im so clumsy
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2 years
having sex with myself cuz I only fuck w/ winners 🏆✅
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1 year
on my snug as a bug in a rug shit fr. night night
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1 year
getting sick of this man ngl
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1 year
Birthday today. 42 never looked so young :) 🥳🎂
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5 years
You think Gordon Ramsay ever just says fuck it and microwaves a hot dog
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