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Indie gamedev, bi guy, calisthenics athlete, futurist, and Creative Director of a small VR company. I do a lot of sketching.

California, USA
Joined January 2019
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Welcome to everyone who just joined from the porn enthusiast comment. Most of the stuff I post is whatever art I'm currently working on and things related to the media industry. At the moment I'm doodling ink landscapes on notecards. The jokey shitposting is mainly in replies
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@gremren_ Only one thing to do
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@AhsokaKnows @Very__Regular Porn enthusiast here. There's tons of VR porn, but native apps either don't let you view it correctly or have issues form being poorly thought out. On Quest systems there are a variety of 3rd party apps better suited to the task. No idea what's available on Apple systems.
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@maelitrox @AhsokaKnows @Very__Regular "Hey, goonsauce, Smallpoly here. Like VHS vs Betamax, VR porn is the next big decider of the present day's tech war... Or is it?"
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@AhsokaKnows @Very__Regular Not the way I would have chosen to go viral, but I'll take it. Glad people are getting a kick out of this. Haha XD
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@AhsokaKnows @Very__Regular Also, while we're on the topic - the immersion is great but the way the pre-recorded people talk at you with no way to talk back makes you feel like you're Gordon Freeman in a very sexy mod of Half Life.
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@jErk Update: we're having sex right now but I'm not sure if I should read into it
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@Bowl_of_Cole If things are bad enough to require layoffs, surely they know that long before it gets to that point. In that case, why even be hiring?
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@Ramon_N90 Half the job is keeping the clients from ruining their own projects
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@gremren_ May as well use this for some shameless self promotion. I draw stuff!
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@jesthehuman Original: "Exploiting desperate people is bad" Reality Show: "Exploiting desperate people is okay as long as we don't actually kill them."
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@moosefix @heresy_darling They all tag-teamed his wife
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@axollungz Actually his sexuality is fluid
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@halalarbys It was on vacation
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@prinxeMu Do the peter pan thing and hire a woman
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@friedbaens At least you got credited
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@rjmalka @thechosenberg Dude is being taken for granted.
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@temalataille @jasonschreier @cadams927 @FebshoDaGoat Being "better than nothing" isn't how you attract devs with options.
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@wacom AI huh? How tone deaf. Do you even know what your customers do for a living?
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@weeabob Damn, what a guy
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@Hey_A_Cubed SEO gurus won't let a little thing like -AI stop them from ruining search engines
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@db_witch @FurraPendejaza Thats like saying a bomb wasn't a big deal because a bomb squad got there in time.
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@Hieraaetus @morokeiMOTAA @Babygravy9 Why are you naming all my friends?
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@Evony_TKR Why is shit being carved at the start of this? This is getting surreal.
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@PotaroResearch @theserfstv When licking boots don't forget to swallow
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@weirdbeingg Oh that dad is absolutely going into the cheap old folks home
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@PISSxSHITTER It's ironic that the message is basically "ignore the wishes of your lady because she can't decide these things for herself." Feminism should not be taking away female agency.
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@milkydraws888 @Redcomet2_000 But you're right here and they're way over there
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@ab0vesnakes @z_clochette Reverse image search too much work for ya huh?
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@dmc_dmcc @NorthWestClass @Trainz426 Shameless self promotion: I draw stuff, currently studying small interior spaces like RVs and converted vans.
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@Fellow_Human @sentient_tofu @KILLTOPARTY @Xandrigity If she's gonna blow it all on gambling there's bigger problems to worry about
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@ZeTrystan Also "Nice public persona" does not equal nice IRL, and in fact people that express their dark side a lot are often the most chill people you'll come across.
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@dmc_dmcc @NorthWestClass @Trainz426 "Karesalot" - you care a lot and you also sound like you're friends with King Arthur
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@AhsokaKnows @Very__Regular May as well self promote a bit: When I'm not enjoying my other favorite pastimes, I like to draw stuff.
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@GirlDadGM @FLAFLCIO The pharmacy tech is also underpaid. The fast food workers aren't the problem. To find the problem, look upward.
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@adamtotscomix Leo looks young enough for current Leo to date
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@arjie @growing_daniel Thats why I exclusively wear 3M condoms
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@quad_canceled @costiwhinn Since gay people wouldn't lay with a woman that way, technially only us bi folks are going to hell.
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@claracrocodiIo @Kairo_Anatomika Mmm piss mushrooms my favorite
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@adashtra Next guy comes in with one of these as a star of David. Your move, Christians.
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@Cryptotweetgems @crygraph @Riverboatjack How complete of a transformation would you require? All the way down to the DNA?
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@PoliPessimist @adamtotscomix Must be hell cleaning up after it then. I keep all my doors housetrained.
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@xaviersonline_ @DreamLeaf5 I got curious and watched the video. The video is actually about them mocking the rumor and lack of evidence that the character is trans.
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@Cave_HEX @SamNChiet It's most likely a problem with his fur. Google furry rat inflation for a solution.
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@M0NK3Y_G1RL @autogynefiles Uh oh, the wine attracted ants
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@Michael_Aquin0 @dklmarxist He fired the old safety guy and appointed a new one. He also exempted himself from the mandatory safety training.
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@Sean_Sorey @missle_piss @neo_verte Oh my god, how could you do that to a bag of chips
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@kthorjensen @Down10_ Unalert the furries slightly
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@katriadoodles Twitter, run by such insecure people these days
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@Trip199_fgc @MammonMachine Correct. The internet highway is now full of intentional roadblocks and falsely labeled signs.
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@AhsokaKnows @Very__Regular I'm also working on getting better at painting, though imo I still have a long way to go
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@rollupmywrist @hernandy_s You're a lesser medium
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@films_hype @DailySnailies I wanna see him dancing with strand physics
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@EthanPatty1 @wtfxvr @slippinNS @johndoe47339068 Did they recently get a new department head? They used to do that a lot in cable tv, killing off the previous head's projects.
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@SetPixels Why do cops always shoot like they're paid by the bullet?
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@Minions_Fanboy Megamind Kills the Marvel Universe
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@HappyReadTime Saved you a click: Only thing this says about him and Jackson hanging out was them being friends over both having been child stars. This website is trash for implying otherwise as clickbait while being careful to aboud libel.
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@BungeeGum_4 @moonlit_misfit "All part of the plan my man" - God probably
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@canihityourvape @adamtotscomix This is what happens when Adam eats too much peanutbutter from the jar
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@MegaMasao The timeless logic of "If we copy the current big hit we will surely also have a big hit and make all of the money"
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@rosanoren @stillindigo Canon vs noncanon has been a term for ages. Lots of time travel and dimension hopping media also make use of the concept of things that always/must happen in every universe/timeline. Seems like this combines the two ideas.
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@aanand I would absolutely say that to every person I run into at a chess tournament
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@Evanylaaa Scale tips: - You can find the dimensions of most things online. Dimensions(dot)com, Amazon product specs, etc. - Incorrect dimensions are more obvious when viewed in VR than on a monitor - If you can't find the dimensions, use comparison objects. Human, banana, mug for scale.
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@saintlycharles Hey look it's me
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@DHinskey @sadtheropod They're on vacation
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@HegelwCrmCheese Me when I'm tossing stones
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@GreyKnight8008 @JoshuaPHilll Are you calling Elon's dad a liar?
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@shibawri "Even if they ask for lemon cake, give them vanilla or chocolate. Lemon cake is weird and gross, and you know what's best for them." - Those people probably
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@Xzabraxis @SteelSandRun @EthanOfArgoCity I'd want to see more of him struggling with his insecurities as he gets used to being in a hero role, and showing his growing friendship with Metroman who may also be taking on the role of a confidant and mentor.
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@jvnkyard_jake Cops: "Yeah we just call that guy Ooooo. We have his info on a post it note"
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@adamtotscomix On the bright side we had Neil Patrick Harris working hard for years on HIMYM to set straight men back.
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@NightPsylent @Partisan_O Broke: child labor Woke: child consultant
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@MikejGroves @Tweet_Dec @StrangernAlps Good thing stuff was underlined. I have no idea how else I could have read so many paragraphs without missing anything important.
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@HeyItsDingo @vlzxero Nice. That sounds like exactly the sort of credentials a good voice director should have.
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@YabukiJoe517 @maelitrox @Very__Regular Thanks for the interest. Game's not ready to show just yet.
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@constans Purebred = inbred
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@Xzabraxis @SteelSandRun @EthanOfArgoCity It definitely feels unneeded but could be good if it told the right story and had the right team.
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@saltysauerkraut It also frames women as helpless little things that simply can't decide what's right for themselves.
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@zhifez @BartekMoniewski I'm wondering if his gamedev classes broke class projects up to have an art phase at the start or something with no chance to revise later, and he just assumed it's the same way everywhere.
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@Blak1t @Awesomeness331 @oIinolivia Main word you're looking for here is "kanji." The ones on the right are kana (a phonetic syllabary, kind like an alphabet)
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@Camellia_Eyota @RealiaAmelia To be fair, my entire workday consists of repeating behavior that gives me food
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@fonty012 @HalcyonTraveler @Kotzithecat3 @moonlit_misfit Why listen to someone that has studied their profession in depth for decades when I could instead be listening to some random guy on the internet?
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@mobrinono You may want to go deeper in the grave. Something may dig them up.
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@ChookMFC @Bolverk15 Unsustainable? Spoiler warning, the spice is a renewable resource.
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@hamishsteele @roseveniceallan Reminds me of how Dan Savage says you've got your biological family, and then you've got your "logical family" - the one you choose yourself
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@lasso_valentino For a moment I thought they painted live animals
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@adamtotscomix That's great, I love oregano
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@HostageTape I tried this with a plastic bag over my head but then I died
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@Schaffrillas @Pipjo0 Thats great, because it's the movie where
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@VeryBadLlama What did Elvis ever do to you?
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@H_vonn @AudreyEstok @thereyoflight Windows don't count as part of the facade?
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