Lyle Rath
@LyleRath
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Ex bad boy, current bad guy, future dead guy. Funny Cartoons @WrathClub Lead Guitar @PetrifiedGiant Business inquiries: [email protected]
Joined August 2011
My band @PetrifiedGiant's album is out now!!! "Endless Ark" is available on all streaming platforms!
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ONCE is maybe an honest mistake but at some point you gotta say enough
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Question for lawyers out there, is this possibly trying to game a loophole where she can claim it's performance art and not admissible in court if she's going for a defamation lawsuit or something like that?. Like is this a fullblown sociopath move or just really really stupid?.
YouTuber Colleen Ballinger addressed her grooming allegations while playing a ukulele in new video
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I just googled "why don't we drink pig milk" and the first result immediately downloaded a PDF file to my phone.
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I wouldn't say Elden Ring feels like it's "ahead" of modern gaming but it feels like it was grabbed out of some alternate universe where completely different things caught on 20 years ago. Like it was influenced by a bunch of games that don't exist.
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This isn't a joke I've just been telling everyone this for days. If you're on a PC, go to settings, privacy, then scroll down on the left and go to background apps and turn off "let apps run in the background".You have been passively running candy crush for months.
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My hot take going from a souls hater to a "sekiro is the best one" guy, it seems like a lot of souls fans don't actually like the challenge of these games until they know how to trivialize it with some broken build that they mask by not wearing armor.
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@aPebbleInTheSky Been hearing bad stories about this guy for years. Glad some of it is finally coming to light.
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I didn't really know twomad but he was there to ask if I was gay on 9/11 when nobody else would. RIP
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There is no way anything I ever "swallow by accident" will be worse than this fucking thing.
A robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident.
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Where the fuck are these youtubers finding the time to talk to teenagers I barely manage to keep in contact with my actual friends.
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My big takeaway from the Chris Rock Will Smith thing is that more celebrities should hit each other I really enjoyed that.
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@BillieRaeBrandt Me buying tickets to Cummageddon 2024: "Gulp I sure hope I don't see any d-d-d-diiiildos😱😱😱".
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Had the absolute delight of voicing this freak on the new episode of Smiling Friends!
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What is with this trend of people acting like Kingdom Hearts only got stupid recently? Kingdom Hearts has been stupid from the instant the first person said "Let's have Final Fantasy go in Disney movies!".
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I really do wonder if 20 years from now "Early AI Video" will end up as a nostalgia aesthetic like Vaporwave or Frutiger Aero.
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Deepfaked my parents into porn so I can finally see them back together :(.
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Nintendo: Come back for another Smash.Sakurai: No.Nintendo: We'll give you a budget for whatever you want.Sakurai: Every character. A hundred stages and they all have multiple variations also they turn into each other. Nintendo: How many music tracks.Sakurai: . a million billion.
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Pissing myself to flex that I'm bad with money.
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I got up and peed during Avatar 2 just like James Cameron told me to and the person in the seat in front of me was furious wtf
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I never thought suffering through 10 years of League of Legends would be worth it, but now I have the power to obliterate children in a pokemon moba for babies.
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Extremely underrated feature of PC gaming is that you can just fire up a game you bought 15 years ago and use your newer machine to max out all the settings.
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"I will lure them here with a 9/11 most foul, and then I will launch my true plan: a big guy with a stick!".-Bin Laden.
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The virgin "can't afford a house because of avocado toast" vs the chad
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@shoe0nhead I don't think I can overstate how little respect I have for anyone who believes in horoscopes. Like I genuinely consider it a lower level of sentience.
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I'll be real if Trump wins I'm probably done with this site, but if he loses I'll be addicted to it.
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I know I say this every Monday but if bees were slightly bigger we would not be the dominant species.
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"Heh, I don't use spirit ashes".Your jump strike just chunked a fourth of the boss's health you wanna talk about that?.
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You know if the pfp looks like this you about to read some fire racism
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You can make an AI copy of someone's voice and have it sing and say whatever, but if you can't immediately see why that person would justifiably find it uncomfortable, or how its existence has other implications beyond funny memes, you might not be capable of lateral thinking.
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This pictures gonna be really weird in 12 years when these guys are running for president against each other.
Mr. Beast and Logan Paul just launched a Lunchables competitor called Lunchly. Each box will contain PRIME and Feastables. This is going to crush it.
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J.K. Rowling reveals that the literal only time Dumbledore wasn't glazed in hot dollops of man-mustard was, by sheer coincidence, the exact moments he appeared in the books and movies and also that his headmaster's chair had an invisible dildo that slid into him when he sat on it.
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Twitch streamers be livin in rooms like this and then wonder why none of the women interested in them are over 18.
OUT OF POWER AGAIN WTF, TEXAS IS APOCALYPSE MODE WTF DUDE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WILL DO A PC BUILD STREAM IRL IF ITS STABLE IN THE NEXT COUPLE HOURS. SORRY CHAT
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Bro what the fuck are you talking about if your arm brushed up against another dude in 2006 you were immediately called a f****t.
When homosexuality was shunned and something only done in closet behind closed doors, platonic physical intimacy amongst friends was real and existed in the West once, too. The encroachment of homosexuality into the public space killed platonic intimacy.
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Rummaging through tweets of miserable politics and racism most foul just to see more pictures of that little hippo.
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If I was making Joe Rogan money I would have an intern to do this at the end of every podcast and not warn the guest.
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This rocks so fuckin hard thank you for bringing my dreams to life.
Better late than never! @LyleRath @Spazkidin3d @OneyNG .And @tomamoto you should wear your seat belt!.
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Kinda lame how we all just mutually accept that sexual content "scares off advertisers." Why?.Sex has been used to sell shit for as long as advertising has been a thing. There are gum commercials you could straight up jack off to. And you know what? That's a beautiful thing.
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We hit a million subscribers on Oneyplays! Fuck yeah bromigooooooos!.
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Metalheads, you've got ONE Halloween where you can just grab shit out of your closet and go as the Stranger Things guy and you might get laid. DON'T BLOW THIS.
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Normies go to one "real war" and think they understand sacrifice while a gamer dies a thousand deaths in a single lifetime. Anyone who says "it's just a game" has no perspective on reality and probably thinks retail and construction are "real jobs." I am LeBron James.
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I'll elaborate on this: Yes it's open world Dark Souls. That is an INSANELY complicated game to make. I'm shocked that it didn't take 2-3 games of trial and error, or some sort of back-and-forth competing with other studios improving on their formula to get it as right as it does.
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Bitches on Twitter will go off on you for liking a song with a problematic lyric and then post about how a real life serial killer is hot.
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If you're here talking about being "pro life" your stupid ass better at least be vegan or something cuz half the fuckin things I'm willing to eat on a sandwich are smart enough to do simple math. Fetuses ain't shit.
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I can't really properly explain the phenomenon of meeting actual successful people as a "successful" YouTuber. They'll be telling you about how they spent the summer in Italy and you'll be like "I didn't bring work on a vacation 7 years ago and my income permanently dropped 10%".
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Before you tweet something, visualize yourself saying it out loud in a public place while making eye contact with another human being.
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5 dudes surrounding me in an alley: "Give us ur wallet!".Me, about to punch the ground to create a shockwave: "Heh. ".
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This was a baaaad idea.
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Today we celebrate the day the romans nailed Jesus to a big firework and then shot him into the sky and he fucking exploded with radiant holy light.
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Smiling Friends is on HBO Max now btw, if you haven't had a chance to catch it yet.
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During our Elden Ring playthrough, Chris pointed out that the menu theme sounded like the Baby Kaely Sandy Hook song and uh.
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Did you know? This miniature table that comes with every pizza is a long-standing tradition in honor of the inventor of pizza, Tony Pizza, whom would share a tiny recreation of every meal he ate with a mouse.
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There should be something like tinder but instead of sex you find someone who physically resembles your father and he tells you he's proud of the man you turned out to be and you tell him you understand why he left and that you grew up stronger because of it.
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@YahtzeeCroshaw I'd wish ya good luck as a free agent but I don't think you'll need it. You've been carrying that whole brand for the better part of a decade and without it on your back you'll be running on all fours like a wild majestic beast in no time.
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Made this character to play with friends. I call him "Helping Goblin"
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PSA: You do not have to know anything about League of Legends to watch Arcane. And you should, it fucking rocks. Some of the craziest production I've ever seen on every level. Other PSA: If you liked Arcane and want to get into League, DONT FUCKING DO IT ITS A TR.
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Me during sex: Hurt me. Her: *bites my nipple*.Me: No like. have you seen the internet meme? Where you say something about smash bros melee not being balanced for competitive play or something.Her: Pull out and get me my vibrator.Me: Ah see that woulda been a good one.
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This is such a wild thing to see.
IT’S HERE! Our first merch collab with @oneyplays.Tshirts, long sleeves and pullover hoodies!.Available now until Fri, Nov 3rd at #videogames #tenaciousd #oneyplays
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I was making fun of xQc by saying "Mama mia I steala da contente!" in an over the top Italian accent, but I recently learned that he's actually French and if anything I think it just elevates that bit.
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Man, we really blew "storm the US capitol" on the lamest fuckin' thing.
President Biden: "I call on everyone, no matter how deeply they care about this decision, to keep all protests peaceful. Peaceful, peaceful, peaceful. No intimidation. Violence is never acceptable. Threats and intimidation are not speech."
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@kommanderkarl Nah this isn't unique, pretty much every live service game completely obliterates its own art direction by year 2 or 3. Once you see the first silly holiday seasonal item it's the beginning of the end.
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Being a woman is easier than being a man because if you're ever falling off a cliff or a building you can quickly birth a baby and jump off it like Yoshi in Super Mario World.
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