EMG Max Ketchum
@MaxKetchum_
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gameing @EvenMatchup @YoLetsMakeMoves @GOMLseries https://t.co/Rr1PZELeK3
Joined September 2011
This man took “I can fix her” to the next level LMFAOOOOOO cmon bro
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Dude be careful handling that thing he has 125 base attack and can sweep your whole bloodline with scarf + moxie.
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Ban girls from tournaments. -they are visually distracting by being hot.-a lot of girls play Zelda and she's really annoying to fight.-not sure how to greet them (handshake? hug? bro-fist?).-my ego and masculinity are too fragile to handle losing to a girl in video games. pls.
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Yatagarasu Kiriko has GRIPPERS??? 🫣🦶 . Drop a 🦶 if you’re hyped for Kiriko’s new skin in Season 13 ✨
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Falco’s up smash (get it guys it’s like Smash Bros.).
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Pokemon peaked in gen 2. 16 gyms and 2 regions on a GAME BOY COLOR CARTRIDGE. Most mechanical innovation between generations. Coolest rival/story/vibe. Fat postgame. You get to fight Red in the god damn mountains. FIRE music. These games were dripping with swag, take me back.
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Idk who needs to hear this but if you play Super Smash Bros. then you will never get a girlfriend or even a date. Stop being 12 and form realistic goals.
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Ash Ketchum was TEN when he took 20 years to win the Pokemon League.
Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb.
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Never ask:. -a woman her age.-a man his salary.-Elite GSP where he was on January 6th, 2021.
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Shoutouts to gen 9 for introducing all the best Grass types
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Sakurai: "We're going to be releasing even more DLC Fighters. Sometimes it seems like the finish line is slipping further away. Please let me go home, Nintendo, I'm begging you. My daughter is almost grown up and I haven't seen her since Brawl came out.".
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Meet n Fuck Kingdom is unironically a better game than Multiversus.
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12 step Smash improvement guide. -Play a lot.-Intelligent counterpicks.-Camp with the lead.-Keep calm.-Alter your style midgame.-Train with multiple people.-Open yourself to criticism.-Practice techskill.-Target your weak areas.-Introduce new mix-ups.-Enter more.-Review your vods.
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I really wish Ultimate was Easy Melee instead of Smash 4 2.
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I think Ultimate players collectively hate every single character in the game.
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Somebody called a random Luigi main's weewee tiny so he launched into an insane homophobic tirade in public . Can't make this shit up LOL
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Here's the reverse ground rush aka turnaround/skid canceling. Enjoy! This technique completely revolutionizes movement in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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I still remember being 14 and convincing my mom to let me go to my first tournament. "Yeah, you're dropping me off for 12 hours at some game shop where a bunch of people who know each other from the internet are gathered, but I promise nobody's like that".
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EE: "👀". Girl in the clip: "hehe ur so funny EE, love u homie". Boyfriend of the girl in the clip: "can't blame my mans, the cake got me too LMAO". Some random guy on Twitter who has nothing to do with the situation:.
Hey female players, come to Smash events, where a commentator will objectify you live on stream regardless of your decision to ignore him as you walk past. Honestly tired of the EE antics, dude is an embarrassment.
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Bro wtf? A 3 piece combo that does 68% and kills from 0 off a NAIR!?!? What do you even do about that? No other character has this kind of punish game in Ult with such little room for counterplay. I think this clip makes it clearer than ever before that we have to ban Steve.
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Egirls: “uwu”. Mario falling off the level in Mario 64: “uWAOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooo”.
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You CAN be good at Smash Bros. and also be attractive. You just happen to be both ugly and free.
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Last thoughts, it's absolutely disgraceful that the final image of Etika circulating via NYPD and other mainstream outlets is basically a mugshot where he looks angry/aggressive. This guy was the pinnacle of laughs and smiles when we saw him. Fix that up. That's not his legacy.
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If smashers are scared of DP and fireball motions then how the fuck are they gonna do the inputs for Obtuse Rubber Goose Green Moose Guava Juice.
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Top 3 of Big House is Steve Fox and Kazuya and it’s not even a Tekken tournament.
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Idk she kinda bad
We have not had a single bad rabbit pokemon yet thats crazy.
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Everyone knows this is impossible, Melee literally has a better resurrection story than Jesus Christ.
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Steph Curry: "yo the moon landings are all fake". NASA: "come 2 the moon wit us lol we'll honk when we outside".
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So grimy of Salem to go Hero for this set knowing that Ness players can't read
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Solution to the timer: if the clock runs out, the players have to kiss.
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Yeah Smash commentary is bad, but y'all fuckin suck at playing the game too and we don't complain about it.
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Hardest techs in Smash Ultimate:. -dropping through platforms.-full hop aerials.-not accidentally rolling.-air dodging in the correct direction.-running a rotation without anyone forgetting to close themselves out on character select.
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I joined the Smash community 14 years ago when I was 14. I’ve now spent 50% of my life dedicated to being a player/caster/TO/etc across 4 titles. I think the time has come for me to officially retire from competing. Thank you all for the good ass games. See you behind the scenes.
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This post really blew up as legitimate advice but the truth is I just picked whatever bs tips would spell out this acronym 🤷♀️. Props to the few of you that saw through my elaborate ruse
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Today the entire northeast got mopped by a 13 year old Ness player whose favorite game is Among Us.
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After I punish someone's regular get up 5 times in a row
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Banning Steve is a weak move. The new generation has gone soft. Instead of banning a character because you hate fighting them, why not learn how to code and delete him from the game files entirely? That’s what real champions would do.
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"Dad I wanna be Spider-Man for Halloween". "No son, you will be Nipsey Hussle so I can farm clout off of a small child and a deceased man simultaneously".
I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween and he said “Dad l don’t wanna be Spider-Man l wanna be Nipsey Hussle & celebrate his life instead of mine.” Couldn’t believe that came out his mouth
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Smashers say $5-10 extra entry fee will make or break their tournament attendance but then drop $30 on a KBBQ dinner two nights of the event. And then decline to leave a $5 tip cause it'd make or break their dinner attendance.
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Oh but y'all fuckin LOOOOOVE socialism when it's a $1200 check straight to your bank account.
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Pretty much every game/community I’ve seen is the opposite, where competitive players don’t give a fuck about casuals but the casuals babyrage about taking their thing seriously.
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The difference between Melee and Ultimate is that Sora can actually win in Melee.
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She'll text you back bro she's just enjoying Pokemon in a truly open world format for the first time.
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To everyone picking up Melee right now: do yourself a favor and pick a top tier.
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Today's tea:. ) ). ) ( ) ) )._(___(____)____(___(__ (__.\ A fair stage / _. \ list is better / |. \ than a /____|. \ diverse /. \ one /. \___________/.
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Nobody plays better neutral than a Link player at 0% trying to hold onto the blade beam.
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Moving to Australia because I'd rather die at 26 to a house spider or a wild dingo than Thwack or Magic Burst.
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Rest in peace Aziz, one of my first ever friends in Smash since we met at a Brawl tournament in 2009. He farmed me with Snake and set me on the first crazy losers run of my life. I’ll never forget that day. Even though he was like my little brother by age, I always looked up to
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I lost my job right after LMBM and have been living off of my modest savings while (unsuccessfully) job hunting and studying to get certified for teaching/IT. Today I took my 18 month old cat to the vet because she wasn’t eating and looked pale and weak. She was so anemic that.
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Roy main: "it's Double-Edge Dance, not Dancing Blade". Shulk main: "ACKSHUALLY they're Monado ARTS, there's only one Monado". Lucina main: *wipes glue moustache* "uhhhh tbh I don't even remember what move I just did but yeah it def killed you lol".
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I'm on the subway, gazing aimlessly. A kid in a Mario shirt with his mom, age 10-12, looks at me a few times nervously. The train stops. His mother taps me on the shoulder as they're about to get off. "My son loves your videos. It's a shame you parted ways with the Game Grumps.".
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I present to you the worst game of Smash Bros. ever played by mankind, to the soothing tune of dishes being washed
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If Hero can randomly crit as a nod to RPGs he should be able to randomly miss too 😒.
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That feel when the real Smash has a cooler roster than the fan games now.
Look at this picture. This is a real picture. This is a video game you can play today. What a time to be alive. We are blessed 🙏🙏
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Smash players will show up to a tournament with frame perfect IDJ combos but no housing plans, bro you’re worried about the wrong air bnb.
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Leffen is right. Many Ultimate players are lazy grinders with too much baby pride to put losing with their main in friendlies on the line. You've gotta sit through hours of Ganon or random dittos before someone gets salty enough to go their main. In other games, they just run it.
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Of course the first stage we see from the NFT platform fighter is a Lylat clone LMAOOOOOOOOOO how about you integrate with some bitches.
We are releasing an NFT platform fighter game and want to host an open tournament in the @worldwide_web3 with a juicy prize. Different integrated NFTs will have different abilities. Which collection will become the alpha?
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First time a Terry player has ever gone for their third jab on purpose.
getting my booster today. want to make a jab pun but I can't think of anything. someone make a pun for me so i can focus on expelling side effects from my body.
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Insane how Discord is significantly better than both of these things but somehow only gamers know it exists.
It's still beyond me how Skype managed to let Zoom just take over the game in a matter of weeks.
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To all you lucky fucks who get to be skinny by accident: I hate you.
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I hate low tier mains. If they lose, oh, no big deal, they’re just a funny little low tier guy! If they win, they’re fucking geniuses even though only 4 people alive know the matchup. Get that option select shit out of here and pick up Palutena.
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Brawl heads know who this belongs to.
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Steve will be banned at Let's Make Big Moves 2024, a thread 🧵
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Can't believe this dude went from teaching people how to get good at Melee to trying to prove that God is real. Bro you're worried about the wrong Genesis.
This might be my last post on this platform. Below is a video that proves the existence of God in the classic approachability and pacing SSBM Tutorials. If you’ve wondered why anyone would believe in God in today’s modern age, this is one such reason.
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Genesis top 8:. 8+ characters represented (Pichu, Wolf, Ike, Peach, Inkling, Palutena, Fox, Pikachu + secondaries).3 countries represented (US, Japan, Mexico).6 states represented (CA, OK, CT, FL, NY, OH). Sickest game, sickest community. Can't wait for tonight.
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BREAKING: Charles Martinet has officially retired as the voice of Mario, to be replaced by Charles Thoren effective immediately
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Bro you don't have "natural talent," nobody knows the fuckin Lucas matchup.
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If Le'Veon Bell wins The Box and tells the entire Smash community to pick up a football I will lose my mind.
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To those feeling disillusioned with Ultimate: give Melee a serious shot before you quit Smash entirely. Learning it isn't as hard as you think, but you'll get your shit rocked for a while. Once it starts clicking there's no better feeling in the world and the ceiling is infinite.
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So far the hardest Ultimate tourneys have been won by:. MVD (Snake).Light (Fox).Tweek (Wario).KEN (Sonic).Glutonny (Wario).MKLeo (Ike). Berry interesting.
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Can't believe so many people are asking if this is serious. Why would I joke about this?.
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It's Phoenix Wright and his fsmash is a C&D.
A new Super #SmashBrosUltimate fighter will be revealed tonight at #TheGameAwards! Tune in to the show, beginning at 4pm PT, to be ready for the reveal!
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@ssbmhax For anyone confused, the organizer is his mom, this is not a hack or a scam. Please help out if you can, I’m relieved to hear that he’s still fighting and I hope he pulls through.
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Blacklist all TOs attempting to run locals right now.
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Watching Onin build a cock and balls in the middle of a close top 8 set is killing me LMAO.
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch (2018)
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If you supported Trump in the past and are (somehow) just starting to realize the error in your ways, don't double down, get off the train. Change isn't a sign of weakness.
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Ult kids: don't lose sight of what's happened in the past 3 weeks just because there's a new character.
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