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neal
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new crochet hat!! 🧶🧶
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why do americans post these queues like they're inspirational, and not like they're a deliberate deterrence against voting?
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Kimberly Paynter
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Time lapse! Voters lined up to drop off ballots at City Hall ahead of 11:30 office opening. #VOTE #Philly
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why do parents still think you can walk around town with your cv and get hired??
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read somewhere that women are often perceived as being less funny because when they make a dry/dark joke, men will always assume they are being literal and respond with seriousness. example:
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Kevin Jacobsen
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It must be said again, Anne was so right for this
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4 years
this you?
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@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
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We’re urging everyone to remember the current health crisis and comply with the regulations to keep everyone safe. Please observe social distancing and continue to work with our officers during this challenging time
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4 years
Ordered my 80 year old nan a rowing machine so she can stop being lazy and start making some damn money for the NHS
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the last 2 films to win best picture with no acting nominations were parasite and slumdog millionaire. life of pi was also nominated for best picture with no acting nominations. interesting trend.
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hugeasmammoth.films
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So according to the Oscars, Past Lives directed itself and there were no actors in it. Got it.
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actually screaming at the small print
@bathnesld
BathNES Liberal Democrats 🔶
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If we work together, and back @nickcoatesnes we will beat Jacob Rees-Mogg in North East Somerset #VoteNickCoates #StopMogg
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asked a gay if he wanted on a date to the peak district and he said "it's giving d of e" 🙃🙃
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the george floyd mural in manchester has been vandalised multiple times are the people who did it getting 10 years prison?
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ready to do my "main character who lives in the city back in their small hometown for christmas" walk to the big tescos
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1 year
why do british celebrities talk like paddington bear when they fuck up
@JeremyClarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
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Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.
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you sacked the shadow education secretary for a tweet
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Politics Hub with Sophy Ridge
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'Should @MattHancock resign?' - #Ridge @Keir_Starmer says he doesn't want to call for the health secretary's resignation after a court ruled he "acted unlawfully" when his department did not reveal details of contracts it had signed during the pandemic.
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there was a homophobic massacre 3 days ago and british tv is cheerily singing about gay men getting beheaded???
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THIS IS SO ??? 😭
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NHS policy should be if you refuse treatment from all non-white doctors, the hospital refuses you treatment full-stop. NHS needs to actually show some respect to their BAME staff and show they won't stand for racism in the workplace.
@Chops8592
A$AP Choppy
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This is heartbreaking. A specialist who has dedicated his life to the NHS is reduced to tears because of racist abuse he has faced. This country is a shambles. We’ve pandered to racists for so long, why should any of us want to stay?
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a gay asian man being murdered in east london in what may be a homophobic attack and recieving almost no public attention is frankly terrifying
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you will never guess what this is responding to
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3 years
when the leader of the labour party goes on tv straight after a THIRD national lockdown is announced, and says he has no demands, the entire labour party should feel ashamed and humiliated
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if ricky gervais made this joke in his normal speaking voice the crowd would've erupted
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reckon that most london boroughs would make very good american white girl names
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sometimes i wonder why i wasted so much of my late teens and early 20s with the labour party, and then i'm reminded that there was once hope that party politics could actually make our lives better
@jeremycorbyn
Jeremy Corbyn
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There is no LGB without the T. My speech at the Council of Europe.
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idk all i'm seeing is a bystander 🫤
@AliWoodsGigs
Ali Woods
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When you’re the wokest one in your family
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dad's doing the census for the house so guess i'm straight lol
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they need some random c-lister from mock the week who's about to go on a uk tour starting in warrington
@SophLouiseHall
Sophie Hall Yeah x10
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THIS is Graham's couch tonight?!?!?
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merseyside election results in 2017 and 2019. guess the only area to get funding from the towns fund?
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british young professionals are absolutely entering a 'tax is theft' era and it's makes me sad
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Genuinely shocked that Dawn Butler's constituency office getting attacked and vandalised so much that she needs to close it down isn't front page news.
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4 years
defending the honour of a full english is the closest ill get to 'progressive patriotism'
@55mmbae
bria celest
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British people be eating this on purpose. No wonder they lost the revolutionary war
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sir my strategy for getting a job at the village newsagents when i was 16 does not work with LAW FIRMS
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tier 6 is when a cop handcuffs you to your bed but schools are still open
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the fact all of this happens but nobody auto-refunds all the tickets supposed to go out from euston today is an actual joke!!!! you refuse to give a service but you still have my £65???!!!
@hatezine
hate zine
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Hundreds of passengers are stranded at Euston because of an issue with overhead wires at Watford Junction. Rail bosses make six figure salaries while our privatised infrastructure crumbles. Merry Christmas.
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England vs. Italy ⚽⚽⚽
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Sam Gyimah fillibustered the Turing Bill which would have pardoned all queer men convicted by the state for their sexuality. But he's anti-brexit so who cares.
@Femi_Sorry
Femi
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YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU @SamGyimah !!! Oi!! Tories! You now have a contender who isn't going to "f*** business" (Boris) via no-deal or turn the UK into a "slave state" (Mogg) via the deal. If you want ANY chance of saving your party, Sam Gyimah is your Obi Wan! @Conservatives
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I made a meme
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what's interesting is that while priti patel felt genuinely evil, suella has the energy of a bullied kid who's trying too hard to be in on the joke
@TelePolitics
Telegraph Politics
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🗣️ “I hope I annoy them, that would be my delight, if I’m annoying the Left” @SuellaBraverman joined @christopherhope for a live @ChoppersPodcast at the Conservative Party conference today. See more here:
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Furleaux by Rishi
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bbc north-west tonight is currently grilling an oldham councillor and nhs doctor about the council's decision to vaccinate homeless people when it's "pushing other vulnerable people down the list". this is so disgusting.
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"lambeth, bromleigh! come down stairs dinner's ready!"
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galdem, buzzfeed news, paper magazine, maybe vice, the collapse of youth-facing media when we need these voices the most is genuinely shocking
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this guys career not being massive will always infuriate me. he literally gave an astonishing, 1-man performance for a film that got 11 oscar nominations, and his biggest recent credit is a side character on the how I met your mother reboot.....
@robdjarin
Rob
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This is the same guy from The Life of Pi?!?!
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Ngl it's weird that most outrage about the 'no-go towns for white people' article revolves around the inclusion of middle-class Didsbury, as opposed to the articles blatant racism. If The Mail only used Bradford and Blackburn I don't think the Guardian commentariat would care.
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Guardian news
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MailOnline mocked for suggesting Didsbury is ‘no go’ area for white people
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a cannibal, a former idf soldier, an anti-vaxxer, and someone who endorsed jess phillips for leader of the labour party
@cevangelista413
Chris Evangelista
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DEATH ON THE NILE is going to have a very awkward press tour
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decided to record it because i'm still kinda shocked
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bbc north-west tonight is currently grilling an oldham councillor and nhs doctor about the council's decision to vaccinate homeless people when it's "pushing other vulnerable people down the list". this is so disgusting.
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working-class ethnic minority londoners that voted labour saved the party from electoral oblivion and let's not take them for granted
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priti patel for home secretary 😍🇮🇳😍🇮🇳😍🇮🇳😍 love me some british-gujarati representation 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽 bring back the death penalty and continue lobbying for tobacco firms in parliament u desi qweeen 💃🏽💁🏽‍♀️🇮🇳✊🏽♥️
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honey the world left mumford & sons in 2014, good luck with the fascism though
@MrWinMarshall
Winston Marshall
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“Why I’m Leaving Mumford & Sons” by Winston Marshall
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Labour under Corbyn was polled to be the party that cared the most about ordinary people, but was also polled to be the least patriotic party, so what even is patriotism lol
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tone policing a 10 year old who's home was just bombed is much worse than saying you want a racist home secretary to be deported just so we're clear
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@tonymc39
Tony McDonough
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BAE Systems employs thousands of people in well paid, high skilled jobs in Barrow. It’s the lifeblood of the town. This tweet drips with metropolitan privilege and sneering contempt for the lives of working class people. And they still don’t know why they lost.
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it's truly a mystery why
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@lewis_goodall
Lewis Goodall
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One care home for people with learning disabilities we visited told us they’re relisting vacancy after vacancy after receiving *zero* applications. They’re getting through by asking existing staff to work extra hours, forgo holiday etc but it’s not sustainable.
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abolish the digital communications assistant industrial complex
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@weetabix
Weetabix
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Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix
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Rest in peace Ranjith Kankanamalage ♥️♥️♥️
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i was part of the first bernie grant leadership program in 2019, and as of now, none of that cohort have been selected as a labour parliamentary candidate. members of that cohort have even been blocked from standing...
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
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It has been 36 years since the first Black MPs were elected. Today we launch the Bernie Grant Leadership Programme, in memory of Bernie Grant MP, who encouraged a new generation of Black Labour politicians. Hear more about the programme and apply here:
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a labour shadow frontbench member spent today taunting and mocking an british-indian journalist's name, but please tell me about how starmer is rooting racism out of the party
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brits are so ugly
@YouGov
YouGov
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62% of Britons support charging immigrants more generally to use the NHS, however
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lurpak is £7 and you want us to care about people in 80k getting taxed??
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absolutely shocks me every time i watch this. genuinely evil behaviour.
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firmly believe that 90% of these people's hate for corbyn is based on them all starting with similar principles but corbyn didn't remove his basic human decency to become leader of the labour party. he reminds them of when they had souls.
@richardmarcj
Richard Johnson
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Alistair Darling speaking at the 1981 Labour Party conference 🔥🕊️
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@ne_al_
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That's so neat Zak can gay Palestinians make out with eachother on a beach in Tell Aviv?
Lmao. If I made out with my husband in Qatar, like I’m doing here on the beach in Tel Aviv, it could mean up to 3 years in jail. 🤡
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Extinction Rebellion have gone too far this time
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LOSING MY MIND at james corden, camila cabello, idina menzel and billie porter stopping traffic in front of me to do a flash mob !??!! 😭
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thank you unbiased bbc
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why do they always look like this?
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white people really live under a different legal system lol. you lads have fun though maybe knock down some statues 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Darren Grimes sold his soul and they still gave the GB News job to the privately-educated twink you have to laugh
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just so we're clear, ash is talking about a third of detained asylum seekers being on suicide watch in this screenshot.
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Calgie
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fact there's only 1 poc on this committee is a bit yikes
@Commonswomequ
Women & Equalities Committee
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Welcome to the MPs who were appointed to the Women and Equalities Committee last night. We will be announcing our future work over the next few weeks.
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something very malicious about the infantilism of olly alexander here. muslim teenagers and university students have been punished by the state for pro-palestine activism whereas this 33 year old man gets to claim youthful ignorance...
@SteveAkehurst
Steve Akehurst
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Is it a new thing that we demand young singers make complex ethical judgements on topics typically reserved for politicians and organisers, then revel in cancelling them for insufficient purity? It’s very unpleasant, anyway.
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neal
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EXPOSED: Leader of the Opposition is a LABOUR activist!!!
@DehennaDavison
Dehenna Davison MP
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I see absolutely no reason for this to be broadcast at the expense of the taxpayer. This isn’t party political. Boris Johnson didn’t make a statement as Leader of the Conservative Party. He addressed the nation as our Prime Minister. BBC have big questions to answer on this.
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people complain about shit like this then have a job title like "deputy supervising operations management coordinator"
@dylanviner
Dylan Viner
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This is depressing on many levels
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get the vibe that those 15-ish police didn't in fact diffuse this situation very effectively....
@KieranTidmarsh
Kieran Tidmarsh
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Bank holiday weekend has been eventful for this Wetherspoons in Scunthorpe...
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Honestly don't understand why every everyone's thirsting after Rishi Sunak when I, a person better in literally every possible way, exist.
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can't believe Pride in London invented homosexuality in 2012 after receiving permission from David Cameron
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fuck this man but also fuck every "progressive" member of the labour party who has stayed silent on trans rights since starmer became leader. your "sensible" politicking is a large reason why trans rights are being rolled back. please grow a backbone.
@LeftieStats
Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
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🚨 BREAKING: Labour pledges to implement the recommendations of the "Cass Review" into trans healthcare. The recommendations include barring under-25s from using gender clinics. Wes Streeting said Labour will "work to implement the expert recommendations of the Cass Review".
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corbyn is good and yous are all shit. this is my analysis of the past 5 years.
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don't wanna see any labour mps at pride when none of you have said a word about rosie duffield
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host of the open labour podcast. sounds about right.
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British racism is spineless and hides behind politeness so it can make poc appear like the unreasonable ones when we call it out
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David Baddiels book publicly branded a Muslim as an antisemite for claiming a portrait of Jesus looked like his family. Keir Starmer is an absolute danger to ethnic minorities and I hope this man never sees power.
@JewishNewsUK
Jewish News
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"My resolve was hardened when @Baddiel gave me a copy of his brilliant book – “ #JewsDontCount , which demonstrates so clearly how racism against Jews is held to a different standard from other kinds of racism."
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neal
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always found the "the queen makes money on tourism" argument strange, because surely the royal palaces/castles would make more money if you could actually go inside??
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maybe the main problem isn't actually personal consumption 🤔🤔🤔
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neal
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that generation will never, and i mean never, vote labour again
@YouGov
YouGov
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"Back to the office with you!" say Britons who are no longer of working age. Britons under the age of 65 are less sure now is the right time to return to the workplace...
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That's a funny way to show a love of immigration tbh
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if you're reporting trade unions to the police as a LABOUR MP you're absolute scum and there's no two ways about it
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if priti resigns next boris is gonna try to bring back the east india company
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Yvette Cooper is easily one of Labours most racist, anti-migrant MPs. Who was Shadow Home Secretary when we had the mugs?
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
4 years
"I believe that this bill is flawed... but I recognise legislation on immigration is needed" Yvette Cooper, chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee, says “in cross-party spirit” she will not vote against the Immigration Bill – but she expects changes
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peak white socialism- coulda made this point without undermining the ruthless racism faced by meghan markle tbh
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
4 years
‘People seem to think Meghan Markle was harassed and hounded by the press, that wasn’t a millionth of a scratch of the relentless campaign about Jeremy Corbyn’ This #bbcqt audience member says the media will not allow a ‘socialist to be elected in this country’.
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When you don't want Muslims to celebrate Eid but you wanna make sure Barry can still get his pint
@lewis_goodall
Lewis Goodall
4 years
NEW: Source in DHSC confirms (contrary to earlier steer) that emphasis of new guidance will be on household transmission (so no going to houses of family/friends). It WILL be allowed to meet with others in pubs/restaurants BUT govt is "encouraging vigilance" in these settings.
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neal
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keir starmer wanting to build a 9-foot wall around primrose hill really shows that his only 2 moods are abstain or JAIL
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neal
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This is not showing solidarity with the Jewish community this is trying to use Labour anti-semitism to further your own violently Islamaphobic political agenda. As a Hindu this statement does not represent me and I hope all decent Hindus agree.
@PaulBrandITV
Paul Brand
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LATEST: The Hindu Council has now written to the Chief Rabbi to express their support and to accuse the Labour Party of also becoming anti-Hindu. Major interventions in this election today from pretty much every major faith in Britain. Astonishing.
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Public Health England has tasked TREVOR PHILLIPS with investigating the racial disparity of corona deaths???? The who said he was proud to be "Islamophobe of the year"??? We're all fucked.
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If this was UK in 2019 voter turnout would be 15%
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the damage this show has inflicted on political discourse is unbelievable
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
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The second question from our virtual audience tonight. #bbcqt
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neal
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a lesbian felt pressured to resign from her job, in the middle of a financial crisis, because of her labour mp boss' transphobia/homophobia. if labour does nothing about this how can they even call themselves the party of workers, let alone the party of lgbt+ rights??
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neal
4 years
If anyone says he is fit I will deck you
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Sajid Javid
4 years
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neal
4 months
british people think they can 🫤 themselves out of any situation
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neal
3 years
I know I literally watched this live but I still can't get over this existing
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neal
3 years
how do you gentrify a whole man???
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neal
1 year
labour member thinks workers should just shut up and mark their assignments
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@max_abdulgani
Max Abdulgani
1 year
@ucu When will students draw the line at their ‘solidarity’ and start realising this is not in their best interests? No institution is beyond reproach, and that includes both universities and unions.
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