Matilda ♋︎
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Reaching the sexy, sexy time of year when essentially every time I talk it is a cry for help
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getting sober is one of the most difficult things imaginable and many people never do or die before they can so if you see that someone is a “former addict” and hold it over their head instead of celebrating that you’re a pathetic little worm to me
Inside the life of Hollywood's newest bad boy: Hunk Jeremy Allen White is a chain-smoking troubled former addict who's been through a messy divorce and must be breathalysed every time he sees his children
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24 may be a meh age but you cannot deny 1999 is an extremely cunty birth year
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What do you think David Beckham, a working class guy who worked obsessively hard from childhood to become one of the best in the world at something, thought when he first saw Brooklyn Beckham’s photography book
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She’s the spiritual successor to Sandra Bullock in that everyone who interacts with her looks at her like they are madly in love and it makes them sooo much more attractive
Ayo & Jacob Elordi on the set of ‘The Sweet East’ opening in NYC on December 1.
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Martin Scorcese’s parents names are blue on Wikipedia but it’s cuz they’ve been in his films… world’s first nepo parents
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Assumed cuz Francesca is so young Martin Scorsese is married to a younger women, but actually he’s been married to his age appropriate FIFTH WIFE for as long as I’ve been alive, she just has her first kid at 51.
Martin Scorsese guesses the meaning of modern slang for a TikTok with his daughter Francesca.
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Not sex positive or sex negative but a secret third thing (scared)
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@LottieMoss
I can see why you’d think that nepotism isn’t a massive advantage given that Kate Moss is your sister and yet you haven’t managed to do anything with that
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I love a Himbo in theory as much as the next person but I do think it would be exhausting dating a man who was actually fucking stupid
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Body language “experts”
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Being a teenaged girl is one of the most deranged things you can experience as a person
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Found them
Does anyone have that tweet where a girl apologized for not knowing a certain Skarsgard brother existed cuz he responded to her tweet about it or did I make that up
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The panera lemonade jokes are very funny but also whenever I think about the guy who just died I get so sad my stomach hurts
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Crazy that everyone used to be older than me and now everyone is younger than me. Also crazy it all seemed to happen when I turned 23.
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Not everyone is built for this but it is catnip to a bus head like myself
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Ppl miss the point that Greta intentionally kept the actresses the same and didn’t try to “de-age” them between timelines outside of styling bc the point is the flashbacks are memories filtered through the lens of Jo and her life now
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They’re trying to say Sophie Turner is an unfit mother for drinking £6.50 cocktails in Birmingham as if that behaviour isn’t the bedrock upon which British society is built
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I’ve been informed this was pre-nose job… what are we doing to our beautiful kings
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Once again Mark Wahlberg promoting Catholicism like it’s a protein powder pyramid scheme
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If she was a man she would’ve been nominated for Best Actress ✊😔
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I do think there’s a type of person online who attributes all their human complexity to some label (neurodivergence, Gifted Kid Burnout, a specific flavour of white queerness) and as a result thinks anyone who doesn’t share that is a blank slate with no inner life or depth lol
at some point we're gonna have to deal with these """adhd influencers""" before things get even weirder than this because.... the amount of likes and positive comments this has.... like tiktok is making people SICK!
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Not my proudest moment
YOU THERE!! YES YOU!!
HOW DID YOU BUILD YOUR TWITTER FOLLOWERS???
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People acting surprised she wrote an album about Matty are we forgetting he’s the one who let her bejewled…
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It’s so funny these movies are inextricably linked now because realistically there is no reason for that. Tons of movies release on the same day, these were targeting two radically different demos so shouldn’t have been competition, yet Barbieheimer endures
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I think it is an unambiguously positive thing for people who don’t want kids to not have them
There are going to be a lot of “DINKs” in the future in their 50s to 80s that are going to be regretting this strategy.
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Unfortunately the more ick inducing info about Paul Mescal comes out the more certain I become that I could pull him
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This isn’t me adding to a dog pile but a question I’d pose for girls in this position is: would your boyfriend still be weeping tears of joy if the queer person you’re kissing was masc? What about if she was someone he wasn’t attracted to?
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Once people start cancelling a young woman for the crime of being annoying she becomes my little sister
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Btw the last hour of Oppenheimer is actually the best one and the people who say it’s the worst part of the movie are lunatics
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Pro Ana tumblr was scary and evil and insidious but it was also relatively isolated, aside from thinspo being everywhere and general 2010s diet culture bullshit. What I find uniquely terrifying about edtwt is that they are EVERYWHERE
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One of the most pervasive myths in our culture is that a man you don’t find attractive will treat you better. This strategy has not worked out for a single woman I know
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People getting mad about her getting “trapped in a franchise” when THG didn’t have a spin off for 10 years and JLaw had an incredibly successful, prestigious career afterwards… like this isn’t the Marvel pipeline we’re talking about
Lily Gladstone I will go back in time and retroactively cast you as Katniss Everdeen
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I’ve gone down a rabbithole about this relationship. They got married the day I was born. I’m gonna be thinking about this forever
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The most truly rabid Oppenheimer fans I’ve encountered are all women in their 20s
Does Oppenheimer's award season domination herald a troubling return to Hollywood’s macho ‘dad movie’ days?
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@itszaeok
Miss Andrews becomes Mrs. Konstabopolous and you just have to figure out how to spell that midway through the 3rd grade
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Watching the Season 1 Succession finale where Kendall causes a fatal car crash, runs away, takes a bath and then goes and dances to I Wanna Dance With Somebody and I understand now why teenage girls are obsessed with him because that’s kinda the girlhood experience
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I do not think enough people are talking about how Lily Gladstone actually learned a new language for KOTFM that shit is crazy
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@flomiliisgod
Yeah tbh didn’t realize that was possible! She has Parkinson’s too so it’s like one in a million
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@_haaniyah_
See I don’t even mind the lace but why is the top so lumpy? It looks so much cheaper than the runway look I don’t get it
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I think being the eldest sister did shape my life and character more than almost anything else but god you guys made it so embarrassing to talk about lmao
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I know it couldn’t happen because she’d definitely be harassed to a frightening degree but she would actually be so fucking good as Audrey in a biopic
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I don’t necessarily post Spotify links for people to listen to, more for people who know the song to see it and realize they are in love with me
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See this is what y’all should be doing instead of posting videos looking sad with peoples whole faces in them so the internet does your confrontation for you
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212 is one of the greatest songs of all time and it could only have been made by someone who’s a little evil
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And what if I said this is part of “Not Like Other Girls” becoming so prevalent as a criticism among certain ppl that any woman expressing a slight deviation from the standard is seen as doing so to impress people (particularly men) and scorned for it
I just overheard two girls talking abt coffee: one of them said they don’t drink it and the other says in a mean tone, ‘wow, you’re so edgy and cool!’ the one who doesn’t drink it quietly says, ‘it’s because I have a heart condition.’ the way you could hear a pin drop after that
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@rejectedhannah
She’s really held back by the fact she’s never allowed to look ugly in the film for even a second. Whether that was her decision or Dominick’s it prevents her from showing the kind of emotion that could’ve made it feel human instead of masturbatory
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One thing that’s crazy about the people who shut down this obvious chemistry by saying they’re “platonic soulmates” is they aren’t even friends lmao like these people do not hang out she hates his ass half the time
s3 realization, s4 mutual pining and confession, s5 break up, s6 exes to lovers, s7 wedding and endgame PUT ME IN THE WRITERS ROOM
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Jack Antonoff has done plenty of good work but I think Melodrama might be the only thing where his signature style of producing actually really works.
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Is Sandra Hüller the first certified forklift operator to be nominated for an Oscar?
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So cool how feminists campaigned for decades to have womanhood not be reduced to things like motherhood and let women be unashamed of things like body hair other or “unfeminine” features and now many people who call themselves feminists are like women have babies not facial hair
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My bf thought Mount Everest was in Colorado but he also has a masters degree I fear I am not cut out to date a Travis Kelce
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The blueprint for the offline boyfriend… if he were young today he would have 57 Instagram followers
Dolly Parton next to her husband Carl Dean, around 1960s.
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The people in the comment section of those “my skin as a 30 year old who’s lived her life” calling those women haggard ugly grannies definitely call themselves girls girls btw
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She wasn’t, she broke bail and had to go back to prison because she wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually when she was released he got them to dismiss the no contact order and since he was 21 by then and they had kids they did. They were married for almost 15 years. Evil woman
How she was allowed anywhere near him after jail is beyond me
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@calebsaysthings
I work at a restaurant and an old guy asked if we served chicken legs. I say i don’t think so. He says well are they front legs or back legs? He and his buddies are in literal tears for the next 20 minutes over this.
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Every time someone says this to me I lose a year of my life
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Breaks my heart when I see women participating in pile ons like this and it happens every time
Girls & women in the spotlight need to be protected because this is not normal behavior to hate someone so much
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Not to be this guy but Christopher Nolan has also never won an Oscar lol
Greta Gerwig continues to make perfect movies that are unrepentantly feminine and the major awards continue to say "You are not the winner, but you can be the winner's sister or nurse!" to her.
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The only times I have been attracted to Jacob Elordi are when he is staring goo goo eyed at Ayo, much like the only time I’ve ever found Bill Pullman hot was in When You Were Sleeping when he was gaga for Sandy
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@gbennylola
Like why would she not be jealous of a girl who grew up rich with a supportive mom, let alone someone who was prioritized by the studio and helped to gain an amazing career that didn’t rely on being known as who she was at 13 forever? It’s not a slight on Ariana at all
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@thetittyexpert
@latkedelrey
Right like you’re still responsible for harm you cause when you’re sick but it’s so cruel to claim that the worst, least in control version of someone is their secret true self
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I think that Starbucks has become the focus because it’s so easy to give up (it’s not a necessity and it’s easy to replace) but still something people get often enough that they can make it a statement unlike something like HP printers which BDS actually called for a boycott of
I’m so curious what people think the relationship is between Starbucks and genocide in Gaza. I’m convinced almost no one boycotting it actually has any idea of how the boycott started or what’s actually at stake. Which is…fine I guess. But also sort of silly.
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@_uncle_gworl
She’s 16 years older playing someone who had her as a teen I fear this is not an instance of unrealistic casting
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@ThicccSlenderm1
Cannot believe it’s legal but also what’s the point??? Surely they could’ve just made it as caffeinated as coffee instead of making diet meth??
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When you see a picture of your friends or yourself from years ago don’t you find yourself surprised at how young you all look? Because if you’re not thinking about it you just remember people as looking how they do now, because everything is shaped by our present as well as past
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What are the tiktok code words you find most annoying/eerie/ridiculous? Personally “unalive” makes me wanna kms
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@camilleswriting
Bragging that you got no formal training to be a CRITIC… like potentially the most important arts job to have training for… and then claiming to be very educated on the subjects you write about I cry
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@lesbotron2000
Thinking about the former porn star who said a lot of the time girls in the industry get tattooed so they’ll stop being cast as teens cuz the industry will push you into infantilizing roles as long as possible
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Lol I said it was weird to care so much about John Mulaney’s divorce
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This was just an offhand tweet I made on the train but if you’re getting mad at me for saying I’m sad cuz you think I’m acting superior maybe I actually am better than you lol
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Even if you ignore the fact that it’s weird to make a joke like this about someone you believe is a victim I think it’s arguably much worse to ignore the victim the story is actually based on, who is a very real person still alive today
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She’s so funny and absurdly talented in every way but also I really do think she could be a romcom queen if she wanted to be and personally I would be seated each and every time
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By far the craziest part of that Bradley Cooper quote isn’t when he says he wasn’t sure if he loved his baby (this is relatively common especially with postpartum depression) but when he implies that if an active shooter came in he would’ve let them shoot the baby
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You guys are so weird for bringing up Taylor Swift and that fuckass phone call in relation to a man who is currently trying to keep his ex wife from seeing her children while targeting her with a smear campaign
Joe Jonas broke up with Taylor Swift in an infamous 27 second phone call. Sophie Turner found out Joe Jonas was divorcing her by reading it about online.
Maybe the problem is Joe Jonas.
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@kleixa
I know Lana Del Rey’s dad pulled something like this but the Scorceses beat him to it by a good few decades
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Y’all it’s a joke ❤️ I’m sure there were no thoughts behind those beautiful eyes
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Adding going barefoot in public to kiss someone to my list of extremely romantic things not everyone will understand… number one on the list obviously being having a fifth marriage that lasts a lifetime
he got vanessa clinging like a monkey and going barefoot and all in the streets of london need these types of pictures with him and dua
#soon
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I’m amending this given recent developments to say the feeling is more mutual than I initially believed, making the dynamic all the more tragic imo
My theory is that Ben Affleck was deeply and tragically in love with Matt Damon and Matt was too cluelessly and irreparably heterosexual to recognize the romance of the situation and we see that play out in their lives and how they talk about each other (I’ve been drinking)
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@bigfatmoosepssy
Also something I think about: I’ve heard so many female YouTubers talk about having stalkers. SURELY some of these kids do too. It’s NEVER talked about.
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@YuckyTom
The “kids nowadays need a participation trophy” thing is a DIRECT result of a bunch of boomers needing to be told their child is special and accomplished.
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ignoring the “would he let you kiss a man” argument cuz she’s talking about how he’d be happy she’s having a queer experience here— if your boyfriend would only be happy with the situation if he thought the girl was hot, he’s not respecting your identity, he’s fetishizing it
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The way I feel when a man gets a nose job is the way men feel when a woman gets a breast reduction
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@IamRogalDorn
His wife/mother of his children is a gorgeous and accomplished woman and they’ve been married for over 20 years. As sweet as they are I think it feels very underhanded towards her when people act like he’s doing some noble act of charity by staying with the woman he married
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