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Stadtholder of the Netherlands, Mom

West Hollywood
Joined May 2009
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@AprilMac
April Neale 💛💙🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
2 months
More @guybranum Stewart in #platonic @AppleTV please
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
3 months
The most pertinent political question of our time is “which dead babies do you need to believe are fake?”
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
3 months
The horrors in Gaza are about to explode in the West Bank. America cannot keep backing up Netanyahu on his expansionist vision. We must elect Democrats who will use what American authority remains to stop this.
@M7mdHuraini
Mohammad Hesham || محمد هشام
3 months
TODAY: Armed Israeli settlers + soldiers TERRORIZED Masafer Yatta today, storming homes in Al-Tuwani, STEALING sheep & attacking Palestinians. They beat activists & assaulted the Rabai family. No justice. No consequences. This is Israel's policy of ethnic cleansing in action.
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@BillyScafuri
Billy Scafuri
4 months
Happy to report, this made it to air tho. @guybranum @SHAQ #meatballs
@BillyScafuri
Billy Scafuri
8 years
I wrote the segment below and I still can't believe @truTV shot it. Watch Charles Barkley throw meatballs into @SHAQ's mouth. I love my dumb life.
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@CodeLaunch
CodeLaunch
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DFW is about to get loud. The 2025 CodeLaunch World Championship lineup powered by @improving just dropped 🔥meet the startups before Nov 12 at @gilleysdallas
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@BillyScafuri
Billy Scafuri
4 months
When I wrote on @guybranum’s show, we were writing games for Brandy and I pitched a game where she had to remember her co-stars’ storylines from “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.” The game was called, “I Still Know What You Did in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.”
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@ScreenDrafts
Screen Drafts
4 months
ICYMI! Screen Draft All-Stars and former Pop Rocket co-hosts @wyntermitchell & @guybranum reunited at the Draft Table to competitively / collaboratively rank the 7 best films from the writing and directing career of Oscar winner CAMERON CROWE! https://t.co/vmeurLPG54
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@ScreenDrafts
Screen Drafts
4 months
The only true currency in this bankrupt world are the competitive / collaborative rankings that you share with someone else when you're uncool. CAMERON CROWE Drafted by @wyntermitchell & @guybranum Listen everywhere! https://t.co/vmeurLPG54
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@davidsirota
David Sirota
5 months
🚨NEWS: Senators bankrolled by crypto donors put a line in the crypto bill that says in bank collapses, holders of bank cryptocurrency get “priority” over regular depositors, meaning savings/checking accounts could be raided to bail out crypto investors.
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The GENIUS Act would require banks to prioritize stablecoin owners over customers if there’s a financial collapse.
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@mirrenelle
jean’s glucose monitor || hacks hiatus
5 months
Audra’s response was classy because she HAS to be classy. Even with her resume and bonafides, there’s no way in hell that she’d ever be allowed to act, speak, or move through the industry like Patti has been allowed to
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@TomZohar
Tom Zohar
5 months
If I send you this it means I’m too busy to care about whatever it is you’re yelling about
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
5 months
If the Democrats are the party of the people it is possible that the best replacement for the dead congressman is not the dead congressman's daughter.
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@RachelTrue
Rachel True
6 months
You’d get fired for doing this at work tho
@FoxNews
Fox News
6 months
White House press secretary @karolineleavitt feeds her baby with one hand while holding down one of the most high-pressure jobs in politics. It’s the snapshot going viral for all the right reasons this Mother’s Day.
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@JoinCrowdHealth
CrowdHealth
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Health insurance is crazy expensive. There is another way. If you’d like to explore freedom from insane prices, doctor networks, and the complexity of health insurance join us to hear about a viable alternative that has helped ~20,000 people save $50m over the last 4 years.
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
6 months
Olympus Has Fallen but it’s the Pope and the one non-crooked rookie Swiss Guard fighting their way out of the Vatican. It’s called “Extreme Unction”.
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
6 months
College of Cardinals said “If the Supreme Court won’t do it, we will.”
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@msnetik
marc
6 months
First pope to canonically vote for Kelly Clarkson
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
6 months
Robert Francis Prevost is the first American-born Pope. He hails from Chicago.
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@jbarro
Josh Barro
6 months
Chicago Pope, Tuesdays on NBC
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@FIIKSA
FII Institute
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FII9: A Lesson for Optimism. Watch the defining moments from the 3-day conference in Riyadh, where global leaders and industry pioneers came together to unlock the next frontier of growth for humanity with the Key To Prosperity. Watch full sessions and exclusive insights now on
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
6 months
I did all of that for an Ex Cathedra pun. Also, I should have said “the sparks are infallible”. Ex Cathedra means when the pope speaks from the chair, the moments when he is infallible.
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@guybranum
Guy Branum
6 months
Widow is on a trip to Rome when the guy she lost her virginity to at Villanova 50 years ago gets elected pope, but are there sparks? Diane Keaton & Harrison Ford star, Nancy Meyers directs. It’s called “Ex Cathedra”.
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