Guy Branum
            
            @guybranum
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              Stadtholder of the Netherlands, Mom
              
              West Hollywood
            
            
              
              Joined May 2009
            
            
          
                
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             The most pertinent political question of our time is âwhich dead babies do you need to believe are fake?â 
          
                
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             The horrors in Gaza are about to explode in the West Bank. America cannot keep backing up Netanyahu on his expansionist vision. We must elect Democrats who will use what American authority remains to stop this. 
           TODAY: Armed Israeli settlers + soldiers TERRORIZED Masafer Yatta today, storming homes in Al-Tuwani, STEALING sheep & attacking Palestinians. They beat activists & assaulted the Rabai family. No justice. No consequences. This is Israel's policy of ethnic cleansing in action. 
            
                
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             DFW is about to get loud. The 2025 CodeLaunch World Championship lineup powered by @improving just dropped đĽmeet the startups before Nov 12 at @gilleysdallas
          
          
                
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             When I wrote on @guybranumâs show, we were writing games for Brandy and I pitched a game where she had to remember her co-starsâ storylines from âI Still Know What You Did Last Summer.â The game was called, âI Still Know What You Did in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.â 
          
                
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             ICYMI! Screen Draft All-Stars and former Pop Rocket co-hosts @wyntermitchell & @guybranum reunited at the Draft Table to competitively / collaboratively rank the 7 best films from the writing and directing career of Oscar winner CAMERON CROWE!  https://t.co/vmeurLPG54 
          
          
                
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             The only true currency in this bankrupt world are the competitive / collaborative rankings that you share with someone else when you're uncool. CAMERON CROWE Drafted by @wyntermitchell & @guybranum Listen everywhere!  https://t.co/vmeurLPG54 
          
          
                
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             đ¨NEWS: Senators bankrolled by crypto donors put a line in the crypto bill that says in bank collapses, holders of bank cryptocurrency get âpriorityâ over regular depositors, meaning savings/checking accounts could be raided to bail out crypto investors. 
          
            
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              The GENIUS Act would require banks to prioritize stablecoin owners over customers if thereâs a financial collapse.
            
                
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             Audraâs response was classy because she HAS to be classy. Even with her resume and bonafides, thereâs no way in hell that sheâd ever be allowed to act, speak, or move through the industry like Patti has been allowed to 
          
                
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             If I send you this it means Iâm too busy to care about whatever it is youâre yelling about 
          
                
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             If the Democrats are the party of the people it is possible that the best replacement for the dead congressman is not the dead congressman's daughter. 
          
                
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             Youâd get fired for doing this at work tho 
           White House press secretary @karolineleavitt feeds her baby with one hand while holding down one of the most high-pressure jobs in politics. Itâs the snapshot going viral for all the right reasons this Motherâs Day. 
            
                
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             Health insurance is crazy expensive. There is another way. If youâd like to explore freedom from insane prices, doctor networks, and the complexity of health insurance join us to hear about a viable alternative that has helped ~20,000 people save $50m over the last 4 years. 
          
                
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             Olympus Has Fallen but itâs the Pope and the one non-crooked rookie Swiss Guard fighting their way out of the Vatican. Itâs called âExtreme Unctionâ. 
          
                
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             College of Cardinals said âIf the Supreme Court wonât do it, we will.â 
          
                
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             FII9: A Lesson for Optimism. Watch the defining moments from the 3-day conference in Riyadh, where global leaders and industry pioneers came together to unlock the next frontier of growth for humanity with the Key To Prosperity. Watch full sessions and exclusive insights now on 
          
                
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             I did all of that for an Ex Cathedra pun. Also, I should have said âthe sparks are infallibleâ. Ex Cathedra means when the pope speaks from the chair, the moments when he is infallible. 
          
                
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             Widow is on a trip to Rome when the guy she lost her virginity to at Villanova 50 years ago gets elected pope, but are there sparks? Diane Keaton & Harrison Ford star, Nancy Meyers directs. Itâs called âEx Cathedraâ. 
          
                
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