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part writer, part gleek. @Adultswim @pointsincase
Joined July 2020
Stranger Things better release that damn season cause half those kids turn 39 next year.
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hate on Frozen all you want but when Hans pulled back and said “oh anna. If only there was someone that loved you” I was GAGGED.
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Imaging dating Spider-Man and he doesn’t even tell you. You just have to find out on your own cause one night you go to bed and the next day Green Goblin in the corner of your ceiling like “😂 it’s overrrr for youuuu”.
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if I was a priest I wouldn’t even be telling people I went to hell I would just keep that to myself that’s so embarrassing.
A priest who temporarily died reveals he went to Hell and they were playing Rihanna’s “Umbrella” as torture.
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Instead of making the Green M&M less sexy, they should’ve made them ALL sluttier.
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I’m actually in tears how does a cat have a receding hairline.
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A miracle happens on stage and you’re calling her a liar.
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teachers are so brave i just thought about having to teach someone long division from scratch and threw up.
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the great depression had Shirley Temple to raise america’s spirits and reassure everyone that brighter days were ahead. and we have that too. we have The Rizzler.
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“no one followed the fucking theme so guess what! We’re gonna do this shit again and again and again until y’all learn how to follow directions.”.
The 2022 #MetGala will be held on May 2nd and will be the second part of this year's American Fashion theme.
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too self aware for foreplay i’m so sorry… take that nurse costume off i know you didn’t go to med school.
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you know it’s serious cause they made the little one grow facial hair.
what happened.
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Elon Musk ugly ass making robots instead of the microwave from Spy Kids. Girl fuck you.
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a pet is really just a little guy in your house who is Awesome.
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apple needs to start giving headphones for free again because if i have to hear that “oh no no no” tiktok audio out loud on the train again im gonna start tying people to the train tracks.
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Pete Davidson has the option to do the funniest thing possible.
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if i was in my little pony and i didn’t like my cutie mark i would actually blow up the whole town.
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“Gatekeeping Andrew Garfield” baby 😭 hes made out with the entirety of New York. He’s public domain.
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the whole “my parent put me into the spotlight because they wanted the spotlight and they live vicariously through me” isn’t new, but with Jeannette McCurdy’s book releasing i also wonder about the children of mommy bloggers now that they’re coming of age.
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I know that pizza was good as hell.
Robert De Niro eats a slice of pizza made by Martin Scorsese’s mother, Catherine, on the set of GOODFELLAS in 1989.
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happy birthday.
@erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?.
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i didn’t even know Avril Lavigne had a wife why she she cheat on her.
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Millie Bobby Brown got engaged and everyone’s saying she’s 19, but I thought she was Eleven
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if you’re strapped for cash you should go on Truth Social and say you were at January 6th but you don’t have the money to travel for the inauguration and that you’re heartbroken you won’t be able to see what you fought for in person and see if they throw money at you.
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life gets so much better when you start watching bad movies without a critical lense.
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stop giving Poor Things these damn awards cause now my grandma wanna watch it.
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My cousin is obsessed with One Punch Man and he’s telling me about his character who is One Punch Man’s sidekick and I asked him if he’s ever seen it cause, it’s adult swim and he’s 9 and he said “no so I write my own episodes about what I think the show is”.
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alex from target was on ellen just twiddling his thumbs bro didn’t know why he was there, what to do, one day he was working at target and the next day he was on the blonde lesbian compound he was scared.
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Andrew Garfield was a great Spider-Man because I Like His Face.
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does AMC check your bags cause i got a cheesecake in this bitch today
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so everything is woke now and we’re supposed to be ok with that
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“you might like” and it’s the most vile tweet you’ve ever laid eyes on.
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in the original Little Mermaid, Flounder was meatier. if you saw him on someone’s plate on a restaurant you’d go “i’ll have THAT.” This new one does not look appetizing and could not satisfy me.
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ppl are mad Billie called her fans embarrassing and personally? I think people should do it more.
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JFK and Jackie met cause he was eating sheet metal alone and asked her if she wanted some
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U let the guy whose family is literally cursed lead the department of health.
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German exchange student at Euphoria High School like “öh no… est eine blüntensmöken and das Heröin… noooooo”.
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there are people on tiktok trying to emulate the early 2010s and yet i have seen no duck tape wallets.
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oh my god i’m so sorry if you found out from bigfatmoosepssy.
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@erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?.
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$2.59 for one single mcdonald’s hashbrown i’m gonna stomp on Grimace until he turns into wine.
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i get really scared when Akinator asks that one really specific question.
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Caillou’s parents after he threw a tantrum about not going to the circus.
@petworthot you are so bald and ignorant 😭😭😭😭.
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girl who just found out hitting curbs is really really really really really bad for your car.
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just loooove it when a cat that looks like it’s wearing socks is named Socks. very straightforward, never gets old, always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh.
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love the short description of “skirt” from what was clearly a sexy Spongebob halloween costume. no notes.
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is Timothee Chalamet’s Wonka movie going to include the scene where influencers were invited to the factory on a brand trip.
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Taika Waititi is the modern version of one of those slutty Greek Gods that just walked around in a robe and flirted with everyone.
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Marlon Brando was really for the people cause he would fuck ugly guys too.
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my cousins aren’t allowed social media so they’ve been using pinterest like instagram and my cousin is showing me fight videos in a board he has saved called “fights!!!!!!”.
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i’m so nosy about Donda Academy like is Kanye the school principal.
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remember when he said this cause people compared his wife to the lady from The Bee Movie
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them kids over on Minecraft Twitter try to make ADHD sound like I’m a Make a Wish kid.
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after that video of the students at Brigham Young University being like “well i’d rather watch my relative die than hit a vape” i started reading the book of mormon to figure out what their deal is and oh my goodness.
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Augustus Gloop said “you put the killing thing right between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do it’s killing” but he died anyway so what was that about.
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imagine your brother gives you his house when he goes to college and he’s like “all u gotta do is take care of the dog” but then you go there and all his furniture talks and The Dog makes you solve murderers that’s what happened to Joe in Blue’s Clues.
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i wanna go to jury duty so bad i wanna be in somebody’s business imagine getting selected for Mandatory Nosy Day with like 9 other people.
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the more I think about it, the more I realize it was absolutely INSANE that High School Musical got big enough for the third one to be in theaters.
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every episode of austin and ally. Austin: guys I’m opening for Ed Sheeran’s tour!. Ally: I’m happy for you 😄 but nervous 😩 where’s my Zoloft. Dez: Just found out how to milk a monkey!. Trish: i’m the new receptionist for the Church of Scientology 🙌.
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i wrote them into my will they’re each gonna get $600 when i die
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got so emotional thinking about the toy story aliens… they have each other.
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Bloopers and bonus features are going extinct and should be federally protected like bats and pandas.
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I don’t even have ADHD anymore cause y’all made it corny. I got like, Attention Nonhaver Disease.
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does the boy from the 1975 ever do any singing or is he just on a make out world tour.
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fee fi fo fum is actually one of the funniest things in the english language.
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This makes me think about the girl that died during the Manchester bombing and how her account has become a memorial for her friends.
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34 year old millennial on here with no idea how old Gen Z actually is: idk if Gen Z knew this… but Tiger Woods cheated on his wife.
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Barry is Short and Jacob’s hand is big as hell that tap on the ass probably sounded like a microwave being slammed shut.
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this is what it feels like when instagram dm’s someone the picture you tagged them in
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jimmy carter lost his girl and his biggest opp in the same week.
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aw they dance like Charlie Brown characters.
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i found out Queen Elizabeth is a nepo baby when will it end?.
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