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@laughingfish333

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33 | 🇻🇪 Toronto 🇨🇦 | Non-work account. he/him only. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@badinfinity2 Reminds me of a friend's party for her little sister where all the kids were fascinated by my teal hair so I was having fun telling them my hair was like that cuz "I am from the moon." And one girl stared at me and coldly said: "you're going to go to hell for lying." 😳🥸
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@stripeymew @stickermule "DONT BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES" - Stickermule who wants to sleep at night knowing he will vote for a racist sociopath who wants to take away all the rights of gay, trans, non-christian people, black people, etc.
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@BUNNlCULA Me in animal crossing.
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@Zero18414130 @_Chileplz @ThePopTingz Being sober just means not drinking, doesn't necessarily mean the person was an all-out alcoholic if they decide to go sober.
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@hyperprisms I detested how s2 ended which is why I'm gonna fight hard for a s3. I can't believe this. At the very least I just want the actors I love to get another year of paychecks. I hope they get picked up by another network.
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@RealJinSaotome @marionumber4 Chris uses any pronouns
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@NigelGraz @lyingaybastard Oh have I got a photo for you. "Katharine Hepburn as Amazon warrior princess Antiope & Colin Keith-Johnston as Theseus in stage production of The Warrior’s Husband (1932) (Corbis)"
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@milesbon Miles rn:
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@shannonk This woman has gone viral like 17 times off of satire videos with that same plastic purse thing. She did one pretending it was "her son's lunchbox" and said he kept getting bullied for it. In another video that also went vital she filled it with vodka to go into a concert.
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@netflixkcontent So you admit it's human nature to want to take screenshots while watching a show and that it would help organically growing an audience and yet Netflix fucking makes the screen black every time you try to screenshot something funny/cool to show friends? 💀🧐🧐🧐
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@tryguys Weren't the try guys super clear they didn't wanna add pressure to Kwesi by making him "the 4th try guy"? I thought it was obvious this is them rebranding their colour scheme/announce a new era. The orange was chosen kinda hastily in the middle of the scandal.
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@lxeagle17 @Erika_Olsen Doing emotional labor for her own 18yo son don't enough, she has to perform PHYSICAL labour now as well for 11yo?! Sexism is Alive and well smh.... (For legal reasons, I am completely joking lmao)
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@NicholasJLevi @GreatCheshire Silent but helping out the homie by shaking his head "no, no you're fucking up" and the guy still putting his foot in his mouth 💀🤚
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@complete_ten @LavaGS Why didn't you misgender Dr Disrespect the proven pedophile? It makes it look like youre here to be transphobic, not because u care about a victim. Very disgusting of you.
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@yoyou32 @Zeekou_ @KayZeeLemons @probsnotspam @AlexaZTCJ @felipejdarquea 1st panel is plausible deniability - "they're stealing so they're wearing ski masks!" 2nd panel - a black child AT HOME, eating wearing a balaclava that just so happens to make them all look like gorillas? Yeah, that's racism.
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@figgy_swift @britneyqueers_ @ConditorCancri @matress_island Also, seasoning chicken and rice is possible, doesn't have to be unseasoned boiled chicken that looks super unappetizing.
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Yes, we were the troll with four heads. The fourth head is silent. Unnerving stuff, now that I think about it. #TrollsWatchParty
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@_alexlover_ @JarettSays We all know her from back then, u think only 1 person could've tweeted this? Lol
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@mattxiv That's probably why. He feels insecure about his choices and doesn't want to examine his gender. Doesn't understand that him being male and wearing makeup and being called Alice just proves u can't superficially make anyone trans or cis by changing their appearance. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@FoldableHuman @drmistercody Brianna Wu stopped pretending to be anywhere on the left a while back.
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@babyykyanna She should get those puffycpaint applicators from Michael's and paint over it in black or something.
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@moby_dickhead the fact that made a hetero comic too is just like insult to injury...
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@buceethevamp @ZAGrrl @SaraSchon @KeiraSoleore If you've been working for a while at a company and don't know how to reach out to IT, that's a glaring issue with onboarding and should be rectified cuz wtf
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@emily_lymath @EugeneLeeYang thats not what his post says
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@ostonox You'd think it was an all-female army thr way I've never seen those accounts bolster IDF men cuz they can't make kawaii war crime tiktoks out of it.
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@GoonDawgMcCree @Homiedino @lockeanload @bastiseb And he's lucky to be alive in the US as well when deranged pastors like this exist: 'A Texas baptist church pastor said gay people should be "lined up against the wall and shot in the back of the head."'
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@TheG0zarian @disco_socialist Whoever designed that did that on purpose. Ain't no way....
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@Zionist_Eren @mattxiv You have no blood in your veins if your thought was to type of this nonsense after seeing that devastating video.
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@_lizharvey He feels so Jekyll and Mr Hyde. He often says super nice things that make me go "whoa", next day the Vatican says trans ppl cause hurricanes.
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@AnarchiousEvo @MorganJerkins Except it's inconsiderate because now if someone wants to cook in that damn pot, u have to do all the steps you skipped: take food out, put it in a Tupperware that will keep the food better, clean the pot and then are u able to cook on it. Pots aren't storage. Hope this helps!
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@bi_contextual @jessiegender Did you read the article linked? Might answer some of your sealioning questions.
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@mattxiv THE GET OUT TEACUP BIT WITH KENAN. I DIED. 🤣🤣🤣😍
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@realonx1 @p3achcakegirl What on God's green earth is happening here
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@nikicaga The sweetest moment I remember in Ugly Betty was when she meets her boss' trans sister and the trans girl makes a quip about needing to shave her mustache and Betty was like "girl me too..." 🥺😂🤭🥰
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@MaciJones69 @x69Luka @Esqueer_ Well LGBT people and leftists are the ones carrying torches and defending sex workers, which you are.The Republicans that brainwashed u into retweeting insane homophobic/transphobic "memes" do not care about you and will murder you or make it even more unsafe to be u if u let em.
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@TheMrManiacal @Murace4 I had a super professional Twitter account just to network and speak with other professionals (years ago) and I started getting the naaaastiest, kinkiest weirdest fetish porn I had ever seen in my entire life and it was bring "liked" by some conference speaker I followed. 😱😱😱
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@brianmwilkerson @drmistercody He must really like Stephen King, he's the one who haggled Elon down from charging $20 for Twitter Blue lol
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@LaPureVibe @LilNasX Is your attention span that compromised you think only 1 musician at a time is allowed to release music? Do you do that to filme as well? " 🤓Excuse me Barbie, we don't care about you it's all about Oppenheimer right now."
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@level_uptomax @itsjustsand11 @kurtisconner He looks gay/woke/like he doesn't want to genocide trans ppl so the domestic terrorist faction of Twitter is quaking in their boots I guess
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@UnstableFemboy @UrMomSmokesMids @FelixLyhs @TheEpicDept I'd say the problem with them is "working class" means white to them. Black and brown people "dont work", they "take advantage of the system" while simultaneously "stealing jobs from deserving white americans"
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@IrregularExpr @57775680J @dressrdelivery @msloobylou @pmberry2007 If I was a business owner, a place constantly empty and up for rent would make me nervous that it's not a good investment to set up shop there. The longer it sits empty the cheaper it should be.
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@r0ttensilver @derma__ Wait I love this cuz now the landlord ca t hold u responsible if the floors are damaged.
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@abbygov Imma keep it vague but I worked for a country club that had a book they mailed out to all the members with each member's name (lots of "The Third" in this book, generational wealth), number and addresses PLURAL. they would write which months they'd be at which location. Bonkers.
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@michealathorpe @lonelyWhale5_2 Is Izzy homophobic? Yes. Is he gay? Also yes. 🤌
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@MKBHD What's worrying is that this would tie the disabled person to use iPhones forever. This should be open source.
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@PusssyP0wer @gardengatelor These ppl are unserious and unwell. I can't believe they're forreal. If they saw a real dyke they'd faint.
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@thunderxstorm07 @AliBussy This is something quite twisted and demonic to joke about if it's not true.
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@bigarms4me @Anania00 Nah it's just clear she was trying to play it cool because she was recording herself but u can tell she was pissed.
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@goodtimesbadppl @strike_dr @TheEmoDragon @DanielLarios83 Joe Rogan was getting people killed by advocating and platforming antovaxxers and psychotic transphobes under the guise of "everyone deserves to be heard", John Oliver is not even comparable even if one is to the left of him. Insane comparison.
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@willwalrus @RightWingCope I was gonna comment "isn't that Kevin Smith tho?" Lmao
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@ArchangelBranch @AndrewOperant @PoliticalishPod @himbopresident @HannahPosted @seaweedanxiety I am flabbergasted that I didnt understand the graphic but now that I do (thanks??) It's an even wilder thing to post of a guy who had a birthday waffle. Geez.
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@TRICROTIC12 @RightWingCope Apparently some ppl do think their parents did something to them in the womb or the doctors or something. I've heard they say shit like that. They're completely obsessed.
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@nooskadraws The LEAST they can do is tip you out of shame.
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@sapphosbeau @guillerhomo People on Tumblr decided years ago he was now "cringey" so for years ppl just shit on anything he does. We wouldn't think it's acceptable to mock any other fan's cosplay (however bad it is) but somehow it's OK to pile on this random dude who's just having a nice time w/ a friend.
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@fayepseudonym @Variety A horrible domestic abuser that almost killed Madonna from beating her up so much and somehow that's the same as this slap to him.
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@MrsRieB @WiscoPDX @Mandyque I'm not deaf but I need a hearing test and I had to reschedule. They texted me days before "send 1 to confirm, 2 to reschedule." I thought oh how convenient! Pressed 2. They just replied they'd call me "sometime" to reschedule instead of texting me options. I was like ?!?!?!
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@jjdmulligan @theserfstv More like "moved back to the lie", they literally said this shit in 1950s videos:
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@Aqvaaaa @shitouyuqi Are u dumb? You think couples like them didn't previously discuss marriage? You think he completely blindsided her with it? You are a horrible person with horrible thoughts.
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@QuickEThoughts @_ClaireConnelly @kieroncg Not everyone has Zelle and because of regulations, u need a "social security number" and US address to use it. Which is idiotic because tons of us have US Banking accounts and can't use Zelle. Everyone in Canada just uses interac Transfers connected to their email & any bank.
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@MemeThemAll @mattxiv It's a prenuptial agreement. If you want them explained in misogynistic terms, it's the document that protects innocent men from gold digger vixens. NOW will you stop shitting your pants over imaginary slights?
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@fanciazfhuck @theeciarasnow This is exactly why it's not thought-out. She didn't have to talk her idea or oncept through with a designer. She shit out a couple sentences to midjourneh in a coke-fueled rage and made the pic her cover.
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@Brandon_Schulz1 @MitchATreadwell @OliviumE No she hasn't, we had barely seen her. She wasn't campaigning, Biden was [trying]. Lol
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@camjamers @mattxiv Are these all the same freakin' lady?! Omg.
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@yoyou32 @Zeekou_ @KayZeeLemons @probsnotspam @AlexaZTCJ @felipejdarquea 3. Hair doesn't poke through balaclava, that makes it look like black fur. Aka gorilla.
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@Sunni_Labeouf @Nonisbitch What based about saying something everyone knows like 2+2=4 like it's a gotcha? Lol it's embarrassing.
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@5HAW4RMA DOUBLED CHEEKED UP. ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON.
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@MemeLeprosy @ImSelerah @magg0tini @elizabethbriaa @Eunoia883 @melatonincherry @couturecrema this. the WAY some corporations/factory farms go about it CAN and often IS unethical. But by itself, animal consumption is not unethical.
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@nikyutsu I like that spirit but she doesn't qualify as butch, does she? She's wearing an extremely femmy outfit, she just works out?
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@RoseLavenders @flwrchldtweets If he really has full custody, I bet thr church helped him get the best lawyers and only let her leave him/the church if she gave up custody.
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@CaelanConrad WTF, I've overpaid my credit card in Canada and nothing ever happened. Interesting.
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@theFinnishSisu @MahmoudAbed_sm Funny how Palestinians were still being displaced and murdered before Hamas was formed in the late 80s. Very interesting. I'm sure it means nothing.
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@VerviaFelt @theserfstv @stonepawz Thanks for the fake concer, Trans people have known since he beggining he was a reactionary 4chan troll but thanks for playing.
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@JakeTuc22056964 @BRATZULA @enzos_avrg_art She meant no religious reason to hold the cloth in front specifically.
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@UmeSamaPitoo @sleep2dream @criminalplaza It's cuz his dad is a serial liar and cheater who was never home so its his personal, real perspective borne from his apparent pain from growing up with a bum absent father (who ran for office lmao).
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@JoshMalina @constnt_trvlr You're literally doing it right now to Nixon for daring to say Shapiro is a bad choice for VP cuz of all his baggage.
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@hswift_ @B7Album That sounds ho449bl3 but what he did isn't somehow legal because the bathroom was gender-neutral (which btw, which bathroom was like this years ago that isn't single-stall?). Pervert men who show their genitals on the subway (subways are gender neutral) or buses or streets, are
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@DoSomeMolly Crazy you popped up in their head a day after ur wedding. Like u were sending happy vibes into the universe and someone went "oh hope this person from my past is doing well!"
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@Syl__Star @RR2GO @MFlint4360 @doulbedoink When Angelina Jolie, who was most certainly going to get breast cancer from her family history, got a mastectomy and got breast implants as a preventative measure, men lost their goddamn fucking MINDS over it. Think piece after think piece about her precious boobies.
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@royal_bobby24 @PopBase You have a gambling problem of that screenshot is real and u put thousands of dollars on a breakup of a rumored couple from one tweet.
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@MrsRieB @WiscoPDX @Mandyque I thought it was a waste when I was already texting. Now imagining someone who REALLY needs those hearing tests, why would they call?! Ridiculous. Also not even giving me a time or date they'll call? Absurd.
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@Foxie_of_Chaos @HannahM_Writes I bet THAT guy's a good husband.
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@taraleblara Casually dropping Kubrick is in hell and that the moon landing was fake is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen I love u this is genius. 💀😂😂😂😂
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@jpbrammer @ParkerMolloy And we've been fighting for those rights for years. I had a second pic from that one as a cover pic on Facebook in *checks* 2014. So that photo is pretty old.
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@cardhunter05 @GianmarcoSoresi Stop hating our Asian queen
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@blueroseroyalty Lmao this reminded me of an old episode of Queer As Folk where they tell Brian to stop exercising before a surgery and the doctor says "well maybe u can do some light cardio" and Brian angrily replies "cardio?! doctor, I'm a fag. I don't go to thr gym for health!" 🧍‍♂️💀😂😭
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@ShaunFord92 @aeviious @zMarc00 @mattxiv Maybe he was 19 and ALSO dating 25 year Olds 💀💀💀
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@wagatwe The flip thing happens with my racist Latino family where they will side eye black ppl until they start talking in a British accent and then it's like 😍😍😍😍
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@HeathenQueen76 I find it specially sinister to do it with black people. So many black models who could've loved the payday to do this fun photoshoot but no, they just want to PRETEND to care about black people so they use their likeness and no black person reaps a benefit. Depressing.
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@TheMrManiacal @Murace4 Lmao omg sorry if it sounded like I was about to sell u crypto 😭😂
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Aleks 🇨🇦🇻🇪
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@chellaon @tryguys I did not even notice thus lmao
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Aleks 🇨🇦🇻🇪
2 years
@XavierILL Did that person even SEE Coco? I was shocked/delighted the KID is right and fights against the adults' nonsensical "no music" rule and it's shown its OK to not blindly listen to family and have your own convictions. Diluting it to "family is good" completely misses the point.
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Aleks 🇨🇦🇻🇪
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@anhur_way @percybrainrot Do you not have friends? Usually 1 person buys the tickets and the other ppl send that friend the money.
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