Kara Swisher
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“Vitriolic” and now “shrill”media lady, though dogs can hear me loud and clear
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Week 6 on the bestseller lists for BURN BOOK — both NYT (print, print & e-book and audio) and Indie 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Turns out they can moderate content.
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Sorry to say but I talked to
@JohnFetterman
for over an hour without stop or any aides and this is just nonsense. Maybe this reporter is just bad at small talk.
NBC News’ Dasha Burns: “In small talk before my interview [with Fetterman], it wasn’t clear he understood what I was saying.”
#PASEN
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I knew Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs was someone I covered a lot over his long and remarkable career. And beside you being no Steve Jobs by a country mile, let me assure you Steve Jobs would be thrilled that his money was being used upend grifters and hypocrites. Thrilled.
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Suddenly a Scaramucci seems like a long period of time.
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I gotta say
@PeteButtigieg
conducts a master class of how to appear on Fox News and stick the landing.
It's too bad Trump is afraid to debate next week.
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Is that an Chinese-made iPad in your pocket Marco or are you just glad to Xi me?
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Given hard times across the world over the last few years, I am thinking a lot today about this astonishing Frederick Douglass quote: “It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.”
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Rebranding HBO to Max was the dumbest rebrand in recent history.
Elon: Hold my beer and/or whatever is being partaken at 3 am
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From a tech friend: “People made fun of me for having no clue how twitter works so i made the engineers stay late and draw a services diagram for me but i can’t admit that so i’m calling it a code review”
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SCOOP: As I told him would happen,
@donlemon
, the owner of this platform Elon Musk sent a terse text to his reps: “Contract terminated” after an interview Lemon did with Musk last Friday that was not to the adult toddler’s liking, including questions about his ketamine use.
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Here’s an idea: Why don’t
@JoeBiden
, along with
@BarackObama
and
@GeorgeHWBush
and
@BillClinton
and
@CarterLibrary
address to the nation together?
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There was a time when you cared about the truth
@elonmusk
. That is long gone. I’ll add: Playing to the cheap (and dirty) seats is no way to live. You may be my greatest disappointment in 25 years of covering tech. Well, you and having to interview Jeff Bezos on a Segway once.
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Fox failed my mother and countless others of its fans. While we can joke all we want about the “Fair and Balanced” motto, it’s a very low bar to simply give your audience decent health information. Opinion | Fox’s Fake News Contagion
@nytopinion
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If revenge is a dish best served cold, then
@staceyabrams
is serving up a massive liquid nitrogen ice cream sundae to the GOP of Georgia tonight:
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Though I have been Clara’s lucky mama from minute one, DC court finally made it legal today with a second parent adoption decree, making me the luckiest parent to have three officially amazing kids.
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No Sean, though you seem a little taken by me today, my heart belongs to another. Please find another lesbian to court.
The feud between Hannity and Kara Swisher continues as Hannity attempts to misrepresent his coverage about the Coronavirus and talks about suing the media
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Frontloading a fight with
@tim_cook
with specious nonsense isn’t going to work. Why? For one, he’s not a manic toddler hopped up on Twinkies and weaponry cosplay. Plus, no advertiser like to spend their marketing money in Thunderdome of toxic asininity.
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“Without antagonizing Trump” is literally the most appalling reason not to tell the truth and not to act. What a banana republic we have become.
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My mini review of Musk bio: Sad & smart son slowly morphs into mentally abusive father he abhors except with rockets, cars & more money. Often right, sometimes wrong, petty jerk always. Might be crazy in good way, but also a bad way. Pile o’ babies. Not Steve Jobs. You’re…
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Some actual news today: She asked. I obviously said yes (see below). So from SF to Brooklyn to DC, come next summer I shall henceforth be known as Mrs.
@katzish
. Please update your contact lists accordingly❣️
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I briefly considered the Toyota Sedition, but settled on the Kia Sorento. More USB ports and 100 percent less insurrection.
Toyota on the donation numbers: "We do not believe it is appropriate to judge members of Congress solely based on their votes on the electoral certification."
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As a victim of an actual stroke, I would def rather be dining with Dr. Music than Ben Shapiro.
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This nonsense is getting tiresome. 1. FTX’s Sam Bankman-Fried gave about $40M to the Dems for midterms, while his partner Ryan Salame gave $24M to the GOP. 2. There are FTX investigations by many agencies now. 3. Apologize to Paul Pelosi for the last conspiracy twaddle tweeting.
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Believe what you see and stop seeing what you believe
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Hands down, Rupert Murdoch — aka Uncle Satan — has done untold damage to this country and the world than any other person or company and that includes Facebook. And if I am saying that, you know I mean it.
What's hard to get your head around is how other people so willingly spread the lies, for profit or political standing or otherwise.
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This is all we need to know about Donald J. Trump: “Proud Boys, stand back and stand by."
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There’s never someone else’s terrible tragedy — a murder in SF, a group of kids trapped, an older man getting hit with a hammer by a lunatic — that this bottomless pit of attention addiction does not find a heinous way to insert himself in, frequently wrong but never in doubt.
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Also to sons
This is one of my favorite sports pictures of this decade. Thanks for being such an inspiration to my daughter
@mPinoe
- you were unbelievable today.
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The Elite Strike Force train to Crazytown has already left Kraken station months ago and I regret to inform you that you are still on it.
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Good lord. I worked for McLaughlin in my early 20s and eventually had to testify against him in a sexual harassment trial. He was an unrepentant sexist & truly the cruelest boss I ever had. The show was utterly cooked, scripted to be like pro wrestling. I know cuz I scripted it.
Part of my inspiration for
@theallinpod
was “The McLaughlin Group” (with a little
@HowardStern
😂)
MG had an engaged moderator who attempted to corral hyper-intelligent, opinionated, and clever panelists
Watch 1985 & see if you can catch any parallels
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Taking undeserved credit for her enormous success is classic (and heinous), but this reads as if he’s stone cold terrified of her and her power and realizes — after a lifetime of terrorizing women — that this is the one who can actually end him. Even her boyfriend frightens him.
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Elon misspoke. It’ll be at Rome Total Landscaping in Swedesboro, NJ, just off Exit 2
Italian culture minister Gennaro Sangiuliano: “It will not be held in Rome”
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He STRONGLY disagrees. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Susan Collins of the Internet
Zuckerberg: " I disagree strongly with how the President spoke about this, but I believe people should be able to see this for themselves, because ultimately accountability for those in positions of power can only happen when their speech is scrutinized out in the open."
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I gotta agree with
@elonmusk
on this one.
It’s super messed up that a Tesla crash resulting in a broken ankle is front page news and the ~40,000 people who died in US auto accidents alone in past year get almost no coverage
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There is only only one 🧠 falling out of one head and that’s Elon’s. Being a persistent quisling to authoritarian governments upon which your other businesses are dependent has a very Vichy France vibe. (Correct answer: Yes, throttled entirely to protect free speech, Mr.…
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This is true. Several government officials — all fans of Musk — approached me in 2022 asking for insights on how to best handle him and were grappling with how to please him. I was absolutely gobsmacked that petting a billionaire was what they had to do in the midst of war.
Gloves coming off from Ukrainian government. When I talked to them for my own pieces - I broke the Starlink interference story last year, adding the “exclusive” details re Sevastopol in March - they were petrified about escalating Musk. No longer
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International relations expert. Political strategist. San Francisco detective. Interviewer. And now economist too? Tech dudes have apparently decided to become the Swiss Army knives of our world. (Pro tip on the Larry Summers cosplaying, even though I would not deign to play an…
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Oh
@jack
.
A blow to her head? Body found under his desk? Left Congress suddenly? Big topic of discussion in Florida...and, he’s a Nut Job (with bad ratings). Keep digging, use forensic geniuses!
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This tweet by Kraken team lawyer lady aged like rotgut gin, which is to say not well.
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And to all you aggrieved folks who thought this Gillette ad was too much bad-men-shaming, after we just saw it come to life with those awful kids and their fetid smirking harassing that elderly man on the Mall: Go fuck yourselves.
“Boys will be boys”? Isn’t it time we stopped excusing bad behavior? Re-think and take action by joining us at .
#TheBestMenCanBe
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So tragic but a deeply moving tribute to a tiny and joyful soul. Condolences to the
@KFILE
family on this most terrible of days.
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Dear
@EricRWeinstein
,
Stop teaching my boys that their path to decency lies not in coding but in denigrating women.
Thx in advance,
A mom
Dear
@Google
,
Stop teaching my girl that her path to financial freedom lies not in coding but in complaining to HR.
Thx in advance,
A dad
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Hey
@jack
did this cross the red line? Unlikely, because it’s a marriage made in hell between Trump and Twitter. Social media has utterly weaponized hate and given an unrepentant racist a platform to aim at us all.
So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
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I’ll explain it: Jason Aldean is a persistent chode and is cashing in via the grievance grifter industrial complex.
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What’s going on: He’s trying to goad people into leaving and it’s an odious way of doing it. Speaking of which, you can be sure to keep up with the payments he needs to make, there will have to be significant layoffs at twitter. He’d rather they quit, than pay them out.
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Democrats have spent 2 weeks building their case. Fiona Hill did it in 2 minutes.
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She paid for it for all of us, she waited and she calls you a chicken squat if you don’t get the vaccine. Then she does this amazing video of her shot, the only vaccine video we need. Pretty much
@DollyParton
is the best person in America.
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This stat is astonishing.
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Free speech? Hardly. He made a new show. Twitter is a media platform. He just wants to get out of a binding contract he signed and got paid big money for. As with Musk, he thinks legal agreements don’t apply to him because he is a special snowflake.
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Good lord, I’ve been LeBroned, Shatnered, Kinged without my consent. No means no, boys.
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Just for an actual fact check, I just listened to the entire video AOC did on Instagram about this and she does not say insurrectionists were in the halls of her particular office area. She said she did not know what was going on in the chaos & was scared about where to go.
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Early again and yet completely on time. Meet Solomon Lee Swisher Katz. (That
@katzish
makes a good baby.)
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Every time someone tries to convince me he is a complex figure, I think: No. He’s just hopelessly bent now.
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From ad tweep who knows: The drop off is mostly self inflicted. First: The CRO [
@SEP
] walked out Friday. She's trusted by the marketing community. So, Elon goes to meet agency heads in NY. The Twitter exec who runs the US walked him in and is a trusted partner at these agencies.
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And basically Elon is asked: What's the plan? And it's clear he hasn't either really prepped for this/doesn’t really want to tell anybody what the plan is/has no plan. No kidding: There were CMOs who literally paused/shifted budgets DURING the call because of the uncertainty.
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Btw the money was left to
@laurenepowell
to use as she saw fit with no restrictions, so that is exactly what he wanted. And she is using it in creative, forward thinking and community focused ways, which is pretty much think different — his motto.
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Better than being the actual dog whistle of exhaustingly toxic nonsense and a professional adult toddler.
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He can still Uber
Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick
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Me too at this point. Interrupting man is my specialty
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Listen to the interview in which we did not edit the ums or ahs out as we typically do for everyone else. There were few slips — I had more — and at no moment did he seem distracted:
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Perhaps
@KamalaHarris
best tweet
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This tweet did not age well.
Wow! Michigan just refused to certify the election results! Having courage is a beautiful thing. The USA stands proud!
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I’m baaaack. With an actually stronger heart and 💯 less fucks than before.
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Someone just fucked himself for sure.
Elon Musk is melting down on live TV. He just told Disney CEO Bob Iger to “Go Fuck Yourself”!!
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Winning tweet of the day
Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks
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I have never been more proud to have been born in Philly.
Center City Philly is now out in the streets dancing to the Trump campaign theme song - YMCA...
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Pro tip: Kissing up to your boss on Twitter is super lame
Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!
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You mean the guy who was touting crypto and trashing critics while he was selling crypto? That guy? Shocker! SVB Collapse: Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund Withdrew Millions - Bloomberg
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Oh Tucky, don’t go up against the smart kids: Dutch historian exposes Tucker Carlson’s fraud
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This is extraordinary and revealing. One of the most powerful companies in the United States (and the world) can’t take criticism from a politician without acting like on of the most powerful babies in the world.
This is extraordinary and revealing. One of the most powerful politicians in the United States just said she’s going to break up an American company so that they can’t criticize her anymore.
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Funneling money to Trump by a major TikTok investor via a non viable social network is peak 2024 Internet.
BREAKING: The biggest institutional investor in the SPAC that’s merging with Truth Social is Susquehanna International Group LLP, which was co-founded by GOP megadonor Jeffrey Yass.
The deal is poised to give Donald Trump a massive financial lifeline.
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Scoop: There are about to be a lot more major departures of top folks at
@OpenAI
tonight and I assume Altman will make a statement tonight. But, as I understand it, it was a “misalignment” of the profit versus nonprofit adherents at the company. The developer day was an issue.
After learning today’s news, this is the message I sent to the OpenAI team:
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Hey
@jonstewart
— from one interviewer to another: I bow down.
Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on
@AppleTVPlus
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As a rabid X-Men fan, Elon has exactly no clue about epic and complex character of Magneto. He’s only badly mangling the metaphor to mask yet another tantrum, this time over
@georgesoros
unloading Tesla shares.
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The service has turned into a rage machine, so I wonder who who who who WHO can do something about it? Perhaps someone with full control of it? Perhaps the Susan Collins of the Internet?: Zuckerberg and Chan say they are 'disgusted' by Trump's comments
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Susan Collins is the Mark Zuckerberg of the Senate
Collins told WGME in Maine she disagrees “very strongly” with Trump on this. “Now is not the time to be cutting back services,” saying she disagrees “very strongly” with the President, calling the Postal Service “absolutely essential.”
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Along with
@JohnFetterman
, Wegner’s (aka
@Wegmans
) is now trolling Dr. Oz. See the artfully placed veggie tray near the salsa and guac.
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Stunning and moving photo by
@NASA
of Jupiter’s clouds. There is no end point to exploration which is why we need to fund space travel as a citizens of a country and not just because it is fun for billionaires.
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Let’s be clear, just because he says he can do something does not mean he can. And he also cannot decree by fiat whether a US company can or cannot buy something. There is a process here and last time I looked this dude was not a king and this is not like his reality show.
President Trump announces to reporters on Air Force One that he’s banning TikTok.
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Shocker. God, what a toxic mess.
BREAKING:
@IBM
has yanked all global advertising from
@X
after
@elonmusk
retweeted a blatantly anti-semitic post. 3:30pET. As $TSLA shares tank,
@CGasparino
on which advertisers beyond the blast zone will pull out, no doubt dunking twitter's valuation below $5B.
@ClamanCountdown
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To shamelessly throw around a word that defines particularly awful crime in which children suffer unspeakable abuse as a political cudgel is all you need to know about this execrable scold. Detestable trend among the very worst of the GOP — which should corral its many fiends.
The White House, House Dems, & usual pedo grifters are so out of touch with the American people that rather than present ANY PLAN or urgency to address the nationwide baby formula crisis, they double down on sending pallets of formula to the southern border. Joe Biden has NO PLAN
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Props to the Gallant of the Internet,
@mcuban
, for trying to intelligently and politely address yet another puerile and ignorant tweet from Space Goofus.
Let me help you out and give you my thoughts on DEI
1. Diversity
Good businesses look where others don't, to find the employees that will put your business in the best possible position to succeed.
You may not agree, but I take it as a given that there are people of various…
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Hey
@finkd
and
@sherylsandberg
and rest of the Facebook executive team: You are presiding over a toxic and dangerous stew of misinformation and purposeful propaganda and it is clear abrogation of the job you are charged with. For those of us who know you personally, for shame.
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