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Health care worker and proud NOT to be a deplorable person 🇺🇸

Joined March 2009
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6 years
So how does this work exactly? A woman has a miscarriage and then goes before a judge who determines if it was her fault? . How can there possibly be one woman in this country who votes republican? I will never understand.
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5 years
Please help me to understand why it’s safe enough for kids to return to school, but too dangerous for Manafort and Cohen to stay in prison.
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6 years
In a country full of Trumps, be a Carter.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Jimmy Carter back to building homes for Habitat for Humanity one day after fall
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6 years
Calling Donald Trump a “businessman” is like calling Dr. Pepper a “cardiologist”.
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7 years
Back off ladies, he’s married. 🤚🏻
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6 years
Karma makes an appearance in Kentucky today. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻.
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JoeMyGod
6 years
KENTUCKY: Governor's Office Says Kim Davis Must Pay $225,000 To Gay Plaintiffs For "Violating Civil Rights" -
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5 years
Swalwell calls for creation of presidential crimes commission to investigate Trump when he leaves office | TheHill
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6 years
You might think it’s ok, I don’t.
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6 years
Just an ordinary Tuesday night at our house. 😁🕺🐶
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6 years
It took a court ruling. We will never forget this.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
JUST IN: Court rules Trump administration must provide hygiene products to children in migrant facilities
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5 years
I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of Travis Tritt’s Twitter account until someone finds out who he is.
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5 years
Mika has had it.
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7 years
Trump and McConnell were seen discussing the news of the day.
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1 year
This world was a better place because Jimmy Carter was in it. What an example this man is for all of us. 😔
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7 years
Jenny Craig tells HuffPost they're dropping Laura Ingraham's show. I think that’s a record for Jenny Craig, dropping 120 nasty pounds in one day. 😬👍🏻
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9 months
This isn’t a Harris Honeymoon, it’s a MAGA Divorce.
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6 years
Who wants to tell him? I will, Everything Trump Touches turns to 💩.
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
6 years
Tiger Woods misses the cut at the PGA Championship by one stroke.
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7 years
I’d like to announce that I too am flipping on Trump. Care to join?.🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻.
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7 years
Welcome to America, where paying a porn star hush money is is a minor indiscretion and calling a liar a liar is an attack on everything we hold sacred.
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7 years
I see the fake caravan story has evaporated.
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6 years
You know who has toothpaste and a blanket?
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6 years
@angel28kc No. My homosexuality was a fear of having to spend a minute with a woman like you.
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8 years
Gen. Kelly was like Xanax for people who needed to feel better about a madman in the White House. Today they found out he was a placebo.
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5 years
You know who else hid in bunkers? Sadham Hussein, Osama bin Ladin and Hitler.
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7 years
Is it just me, or does this country feel much less great since Trump began his authoritarian rule?.
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5 years
Susan Collins said it was “painful” to watch peaceful protesters being gassed. Susan Collins is what we call a commentator. A do nothing commentator. Vote @SaraGideon 2020!.
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7 years
They had a baby. 😑
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7 years
Does anybody know if Kroger will let me use my U.S. Passport to by Lucky Charms? I’ve misplaced my voter ID card.
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5 years
I ❤️ CINCINNATI!!! . The sheriff fired her because she’s a lesbian so she ran for his office. She demolished him. / LGBTQ Nation
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5 years
LOVE my new window sticker.
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5 years
Kellyanne Conway was right up in Bill Barr’s face in the rose garden. I bet he’s positive too.
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6 years
Let me bottom line this for you, Sarah. You will forever be remembered as a garbage human, who sold her soul to a 2 bit huckster for a string of fake pearls and 15 mins of “fame”. Hope it was worth it.
@TPMLiveWire
TPM Livewire
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SHS blames Dems for criminal probe into Trump inaugural committee
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5 years
Trump has 5 children from 3 different mothers, lives in government housing and doesn’t pay taxes.
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4 years
Veterans should have been vaccinated before Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio.
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6 years
Cheap lumpy pillows filled with hate does not a good night’s sleep make.
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6 years
I’ll start holding women responsible for their own miscarriages, as soon as we start holding men responsible for murdering billions of live sperm every day by masturbation.
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7 years
Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus have arrived.
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7 years
When you hear Gov. Rick Scott acting like he cares about these kids who were murdered today, remember this, he gets an A rating from the NRA and was a guest speaker at their convention last April.
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7 years
It’s at this point that John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf and Sara Gilbert do not get a pass.
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7 years
I’d “revolt” right over to the nearest pub and have a White Russian to celebrate.
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The Hill
7 years
Giuliani: American people would "revolt" if Trump is impeached
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6 years
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
@VICENews
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41 percent of Americans surveyed didn't know what Auschwitz was. That included 66 percent of millennials.
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6 years
For all the evangelical folks, here’s a verse from one of Kid Rock’s songs:. If i was president.of good ol' USA.you know i'd turn our churches into strip clubs.and watch the whole world pray. Enjoy church today.
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Another great day on the links! Thank you to POTUS for having me and to EVERYONE at Trump International for being so wonderful. What a great man, so down to earth and so fun to be with!! KEEP AMERICA GREAT!! -Kid Rock
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5 years
Knowing that half the country is ok with Trump after 4 years of this shit, makes me sick. This fact remains even if Biden wins.
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6 years
@RyanMc23 Jimmy John’s
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5 years
Can we all agree to never buy so much as a piece of ribbon from this evil company again?. Hobby Lobby reportedly leaving stores open based on a message from God - Business Insider
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7 years
👇🏻Just gonna leave this here 👇🏻
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6 years
Trump supporters are throwing out their ceiling fans to avoid cancer.
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6 years
Melania wore Donald’s used bath towel.
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6 years
Someone should bring Jamal Khashoggi’s children to the State of the Union. Sit them front and center.
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Joshua Trump’s name got him bullied. Now the sixth-grader is going to the State of the Union.
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5 years
I wonder if this is the Bible from the hotel room where he had sex with the porn star while his 3rd wife was home nursing their newborn.
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5 years
Just a normal Sunday, googling how to immigrate to Ireland.
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6 years
When big game hunters get eaten by lions, I laugh and laugh. 😄😄.Anybody else?.
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7 years
Behold Jim Jordan’s congressional district. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its gerrymandering.
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4 years
I want to be a good Democrat, can somebody tell me if I’m supposed to be eating babies or worshipping Satan on Fridays? I forget.
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7 years
SO. 👏🏻 WAS. 👏🏻 YOURS. 👏🏻
@thehill
The Hill
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Pence: "Venezuela’s election was a sham"
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7 years
For now on, Trump supporters have vowed only to wear the shoes of their dear leader.
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6 years
Where are all the Republicans who were so outraged that Hillary used a personal sever for her emails??
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5 years
@BillOReilly Bill O’Reilly paid $32 million dollars to settle his sexual harassment mess. He’s an embarrassment to Irish people.
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5 years
Eric and Donald Jr. are rage tweeting all day long. They are terrified.
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3 years
F Joe Biden trending on Twitter on Christmas morning is very on brand for this country of “Christians”.
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7 years
Susan Collins is what a grifter refers to as a ‘mark’.
@LisaDNews
Lisa Desjardins
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NEW BREAKING: Sen. Collins just said Kavanaugh told her he agrees w Roberts' take on Roe V Wade - that it is settled law.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this (EVANGELICALS!!!!) but on the Lord’s day, Biden is at church and Trump is on his golf course. Discuss.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Nice try, Coke head.
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Has anybody tried to unplug her and plug her back in?.
@MSNBC
MSNBC
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First Lady Melania Trump: Social media "can be used in many positive ways, but can also be destructive and harmful when used incorrectly."
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7 years
BREAKING🚨: Major storm set to hit the United States. Tune in to 60 minutes tonight at 7:00 pm for the latest details.
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7 years
Dear Christians,.Trump was a test that you failed, miserably.
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6 years
Today we celebrate our 3rd wedding anniversary. So thankful to have this man by my side to go thru life with. Happy Anniversary @ram_mcmahon. I Love you!😘🎉🥂🍾🍾🥂🌈🎉🍾🌈🥂❤️
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In July 1990 Roseanne Barr showed disrespect to our country by shredding the national anthem and then grabbing her crotch and spitting. She disappeared into obscurity for 25 years. Today was the reboot. Bye. 👋🏻.
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4 years
My dog doing his best impression of Tucker Carlson.
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5 years
Laura Ingram knows our big secret.
@Acyn
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Laura Ingraham says Democrats want to make sure that someone like Donald Trump is never elected again
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Civil war plan:.Let’s all meet at Joanne’s fabrics tonight and pick out our head band material. I’ll bring scones.
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8 years
BREAKING🚨: Karma makes her long awaited trip to Kentucky.
@LiberalResist
Liberal Resistance
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KENTUCKY: State Loses Appeal, Ordered To Pay $222K In Legal Fees To The Gay Couples Who Sued Kim Davis - Joe.My.God.
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Tonight I look at my husband and think, without Ruth Bader Ginsburg- I couldn’t have written those first 6 words. 👬🌈. Thank you, Ruth. ❤️.
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And just like that, my yard is perfect. 🇺🇸
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@realDonaldTrump 🙏🏻 Dear God, thank you for the brave men and woman impeaching this imbecile today. Amen.
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Dr. Fauci just handed Rand Paul his a$$. 😂.
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6 years
I feel like we are at a point in our history where this madness is our test. What we choose to do at this moment will define our existence, just as it defined those in Germany in the 1940’s. I am ready to march. Are you?.
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Can somebody explain to me why Rudy Giuliani is able to tweet all day long about how good he’s feeling while laying around in the hospital?.Is he taking a bed from someone who is critically ill?.
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7 years
In the future, it will be easy to know whose parents were deplorable.
@thehill
The Hill
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"Melania" rockets up list of most popular baby names.
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5 years
Today Bob and I are celebrating our 4 year wedding anniversary. This man makes life fun and adventurous and has a level of kindness that is lacking these days. Love you, Bobby. Here’s to 40 more. ❤️🥂🍾🎉
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6 years
@bleudawn7 Write it in then get in line for your Handmaid’s dress.
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UPDATE: No MAGA’s came to the White House last night to defend their dear leader. That’s why Trump is radio silent today.
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7 years
As soon as I read ‘suspect in custody’ I knew he was white.
@CNN
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At least five people are dead and several others are injured in the shooting at the Capital Gazette building in Annapolis, Maryland. An official says a suspect is in custody.
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6 years
Something Trump will never experience.
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@CollinsforGA @realDonaldTrump You are a disgusting piece of garbage.
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7 years
Tomorrow we close the pool, tonight we swim one last time!
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I don’t share a lot of the same views politically as John McCain, but, I would never say the horrible things the Republicans say on a daily basis about this heroic American. Our country, and it’s people, have become unrecognizable to me. I’m ashamed.
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Yesterday, Kellyanne Conway told us that this was the best day for Trump since the election. Today, Trump is having a spectacular profanity laced meltdown on Twitter. I really believe these people have no idea what the word ‘best’ means.
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@GovWhitmer @Jmillerbluebld Michigan will REMEMBER in November!!!.
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6 years
I need prayers for a friend today. If you can spare one I’d appreciate it. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻. Thank you.
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Enjoying the view this morning. Have a great Sunday, everybody.
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7 years
The gene pool in Tampa needs chlorine.
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And DON’T come back! 🚪.
@burgessev
Burgess Everett
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Hatch leaves the Senate after 42 years
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Whatever happened to the caravans? 🤷🏼‍♂️.
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A panel consisting of 3 white women and 1 white man telling you what’s exciting to African Americans is so on brand for Republicans.
@Acyn
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Ari Fleischer: She’s just not that historically exciting to African Americans
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Aren’t we at the point where good men are supposed to do something?.
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@FoxNews The President has his own plane. Man you guys are stupid.
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5 years
Love is Love. 🌈.#NationalComingOutDay
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1. No, you’re being audited because you’re a crook. 2. You are not a Christian by any stretch of the imagination.
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The stuff dreams are made of. 🙏🏻. Trump: 'If I lose, I don’t think you will ever see me again' - Business Insider
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