Kaitlyn Jeffers
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indigenous basterd (sisseton wahpeton dakota). puncánaigh. does comedy. writer available for ✨your tv show✨. temp poker reporter. this is a pic of me cleaning.
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I worked @ a coupon company and the CEO moved his desk right behind me and would count the number of times he saw me on Facebook and send the tally to my boss. My boss explained that I designed the coupon code ads and had to confirm they worked on FB but he didn't stop.
What experience in the workplace radicalized you?
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I had an abortion when I was 14 because the kid I had sex told me he was putting a condom on and didn't. And I can't even say how old that baby would be right now because I still want to get a job in Hollywood.
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I cannot stress enough that no one ever wants you to start singing outside of designated singing situations.
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My mom just referred to James Corden as “nighttime Ellen” and I’m dying.
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I'm kind of offended this hasn't gotten one P U S S Y I N B I O reply 🙄
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@katrinasivad
Well in fairness this one started the company and his first order of business was to hire a bunch of hot women (not my dept). He didn't scrutinize anything they did tho.
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Had sex with* — the job I’m trying to get is, of course, Staff Writer 🫠🫠
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This Drew Barrymore stuff really proves how much you can change someone's mind just by lumping them in the same category as Bill Maher.
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Okay so far my favorite replies have been "you treated being pregnant like a toy and got bored with it bc you love Hollywood, you should dedicate your life to finding that baby's soul" and "clearly you're asking how to do math, let me explain it to you."
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My favorite stage of the pandemic was “did Armie Hammer eat someone?”
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We need UCB to open back up because a lot of people doing open mics right now should really be bothering the improv community instead.
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If you're upset you guys could give more roles to Native people, or consider us for roles that maybe don't have anything to do with being Native, or develop stories by Native writers, or films by Native directors... then maybe it wouldn't feel like this was our only shot?
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@Genndiehie
This reminds me of a temp job I had where another temp told me to "go grab a free bagel" so I grabbed one off a table full of bagels, which turned out to be some sort of weekly thing folks paid into. This chick Lorraine went to my boss and said that I was STEALING FROM PPL @ WORK
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If only there were a way we could give a portion of our wages to help people year-round without them having to start a GoFundMe.
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Oh god all these Betty White tweets making me miss all your CDC tweets
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I don’t understand how people over 70 don’t know how to use a computer but do understand wtf is happening here
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Happy Native American Heritage Month to all the Native guys I can snag!!!
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Writing fellowships are like "write an essay about a time you were diverse in public"
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I will throw my American citizenship in the garbage to write one joke for
@charltonbrooker
or
@Aiannucci
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Just 2 people living in the moment, not a phone in sight.
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Meanwhile Alan here is out there creating new strains of bird flu. Never stop grinding 🙏
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Happy Native American Heritage Month. Traditionally the way to celebrate is for showrunners to give me a staff writing job.
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After all these years of having great sex I’m finally ready for a guy with a job.
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@MikeDrucker
I love the replies that are like "actually I called the cops about a tent outside of my apartment building so not all of us are rich actually"
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Spent 4 hours at a mic I was on the list for and didn’t get up bc the host put up his buddies. Comedy’s back!!!
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What a headline.
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
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Lived in LA so long I just said "omg that's the chick that's dating the guy I pegged" whilst watching the Harassment Training video at work.
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Season 2 of
#RutherfordFalls
dropped today on
@peacockTV
. This season is a lot of fun, and I think you’ll all enjoy it. Also I’m in Episode 4 if anyone cares.
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TOMORROW the entire Season 2 of
#RutherfordFalls
drops on
@peacockTV
! Along with a small moment that made me SAG eligible 🥰
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I can't stop wondering which LA person hit P-22? Self-absorbed rich kid influencer? TikTok Comedian? Impatient Burbank resident? Grip? Loud Australian tourist? Drunk Dodger fan? I need to know.
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@seanmcdonald01
I lived in Ireland as a teenager and my ex bf's cousin is called Cob because "one time he was eating corn on the cob and he really liked it."
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Dating apps are great if you always hoped you could microdose small talk.
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Elon should sing hallelujah as Joe Rogan. That’s my skit pitch.
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Barry is a comedy. The premise is a joke. The jokes are satirical, but they are jokes all the same. The cast are some of the strongest comedy character actors in the world.
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I hate to do this to my boy but a lot of us are Native and don’t live on the Rez.
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Wanna feel old? This is the cast of ‘3 Men and A Baby’ now.
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I bang unemployed dudes cos I’m also unemployed and I like to get my sex out of the way by 3pm.
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The fact that shows written over Zoom are winning awards is evidence that we don't need to hurry back to in person writers rooms when gas is $5.50/gal. Not every person in the room makes 6 figures.
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It’s insane that 1 guy tried to make a bomb in his shoe and now everyone still has to take their shoes off at the airport 20 years later yet children are murdered at school at least once a year and nothing’s been done.
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! I’m not usually a stand-up clip person but I spent 12 hours making these subtitles.
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LA is so overcrowded I’m not even the only person in a Talking Heads shirt at this Sprouts 😩
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lol at a comedy club that has a land acknowledgement and no Native comics on their lineup.
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Realized the Squid Game guys are the same color pallet as
@DanhausenAD
so I made a nice Jack-o-Landernhausen
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Finally a Republican is speaking in metaphors their audience can understand, using terms about sword ownership and maintenance.
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As someone who’s worked support staff on 6 seasons of tv I’ll say the thing that’s really hurting me is mini rooms + short seasons = no room for advancement in my career. And no I don’t blame anyone in the WGA for that.
Disney CEO Bob Iger is on CNBC blaming striking writers for hurting support staff in the industry.
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When I wore the Eddie Murphy Raw outfit to meet with the UN Security Council I returned it in pristine condition.
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People make fun of men for writing bad female characters but I will open Final Draft and start with “he was 6 foot three and lost his voice but could still use his mouth.”
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I muted this yesterday but for fun just glanced at the replies. Some of you clearly aren’t happy with just terrorizing people within a .5mi radius 😂
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If you can afford a mansion in San Francisco you don’t desperately need $15 from me.
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Me: I’m going to this guy’s house to record a podcast.
Mom: Marc Maron?
Me: please pay less attention to comedy.
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Thanks to this tweet I got to block my first “actually you saying this makes you the colonizer” tirade from a white guy 😌
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My first writers room job was as the PA on a show called Rutherford Falls that is out today on
@peacockTV
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@edhelms
and my first LA comedy friend
@janaunplgd
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@KenTremendous
and
@sierraornelas
. Fantastic bosses who I couldn't be more proud of.
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When they said "aggravated identity theft" they meant the level of photoshopping in this photo.
Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud.
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Love Banshees cannot wait for Americans to no longer be pronouncing Irish things.
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I’ve officially been sober for 15 years. I’m proof that your life can be a revolving door of disappointment and heartbreak and you don’t have to drink or do pills, you can just gamble and have sex.
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How I Got Off The Apps and Decided to Ruin My Dentist’s Marriage.
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I worked on this!
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The Met Gala has become too powerful. It’s time to pack the Met Gala with un-famous people, like FDR proposed in 1937 😤
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It almost as if demanding we all “vote like your life depended on it” is more about maintaining power than actually effecting change.
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Well since this blew up I'm obliged to tell everyone that I am a TELEVISION COMEDY WRITER who is READY TO BE STAFFED, has WRITING SAMPLES, is UNREPPED so 100% of the proceeds of my salary will go towards recovering from the dual strikes/current industry situation.
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LA taught me that you could have absolutely no personality and be covered in tattoos.
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I love doing comedy in front of Gen-Z bc I say “I’m Native American” and get an applause break
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Now feels like a good moment to mention I have a pilot about female poker players that brought me to the finals of a network writing fellowship this year.
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It should be against the law to have kids in first class.
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During the strike I got into Muay Thai and paid my rent with poker winnings if anyone wants a writer whose algorithm assumes they have low-T and a gun.
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To make up for all the years Italians played Native people I will be playing Tony Soprano in the Many Saints of Newark pt 2
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@feraljokes
I had a roommate who’s bf was having his daughter sleep on our couch for his visitation and when we asked him to start paying part of the utilities she called the police.
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If anybody is looking for a staff writer I'm a Native woman who grew up in the NYC punk scene, 16 years sober, moved to Ireland as a teen, hobbies include muay thai and poker. So if your show has anything to do with any of that hit me up.
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I only agreed to do this to up my chances with
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I really admire the Native women writers who used their
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✨Story time!✨ I moved to LA January 2017 to pursue a career in comedy. I’ve wanted to work in film/tv my whole life. Before I moved an art director took me on some commercial jobs & I immediately started getting nonunion art dept/set dresser/props jobs here in LA. 1/
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I worked in art department for years and this is so it’s visible to the camera.
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Working in tv is great bc I’ll tell my coworkers I was at an open mic and they’ll ask if I know their friend (most famous comic you can think of)
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Open mics Punk shows
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50 year olds and high school kids at the same stage in their career
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When someone has a career at 25 I’m like okay Doogie Howser 🙄
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It’s ethnically ambiguous tough girl casting season bitches!!! 😒😠
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Today I have been sober for 13 years. Yes including this one!
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Well I’m no longer a “has a boyfriend” comedian, I can go back to a “dying alone” one ☝️
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If I were in
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Everyone likes your comedy because over the past 19 months they lost their sense of taste.
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My favorite new ethnic stereotype is that I'm somehow involved with Reservation Dogs.
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