Ed Helms
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Translation: I can treat you like an animal and traumatize your children because you had the gall to seek a better life.
If you don’t want to be caged or separated, DON’T COME HERE ILLEGALLY.
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This speech by
@senatemajldr
McConnel is moving because it is mostly true, and deeply galling because it reveals without question that through his years of procedural treachery, he always knew better.
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My thoughts and prayers are with
@TedNugent
today as he struggles with the senseless tragedy of being
@TedNugent
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Wow! I am literally welling up looking at you two awesome people in this awesome photo. So damn grateful for all those good ol' days at Dunder Mifflin!
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President
@realDonaldTrump
is giving the worst speech in the history of our great nation. All while attempting to create deliberate chaos in the streets of our great capital. Devoid of humanity, devoid of compassion, devoid of empathy, devoid of integrity.
#VoteOutHate
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Irony just exploded.
We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World. We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning. Respect!
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Americans owe $1.6 TRILLION in student debt. INSANE!
@RepresentUs
and I made a short film about how our corrupt political system got us here, and how we can FIX IT with the
#ForThePeopleAct
. Grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy. Then let’s get to work 👍
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Pretty pumped for tomorrow's
#ElfForGeorgia
table read. Even more pumped that it's going to help my home state of Georgia take back the Senate.
Let me know when you grab your tickets!
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To my home state of Georgia: You raised me, you made me who I am, and I love you unconditionally. Also your
#HeartbeatBill
is heartbreakingly insane (see linked article). Until it is gone, my production company will not be doing business in Georgia.
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Oh wow. This is SO AWESOME!!
This podcast is like when they put wheels on suitcases. Before it was a thing nobody missed them, but once it happened, everyone was like HOW DID WE LIVE WITHOUT THIS?!??
We are excited to be joining the
@earwolf
team to bring you our new podcast Office Ladies! Each week,
@AngelaKinsey
and I will watch an episode of The Office and give you all the stories and behind-the-scenes scoop...as well as some BFF banter about our lives. Starts Wed 10/16!
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Ok
@rainnwilson
, here's my
@Lin_Manuel
#Ham4All
song! Donate now at NOW I CHALLENGE
@jennyslate
!!!
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Not gonna lie, got a little choked up watching this. Feeling the loves and the gratitudes. Thanks for the coolest shout ever,
@LSUBands
. GO TIGERS!!!
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Growing a mustache for a movie role, and I find it legitimately hard not to make this face all day long.
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I wish there was a way to know youre in the
#GoodOlDays
before youve actually left them
#TBT
#GoldenGlobes
#TheOffice
http://t.co/VBH28GLqri
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
And now here is the Office theme with banjo (as God intended!) courtesy of Case Keatley - thanks Case!
Since y’all enjoyed the last one, here’s my version of The Office theme song! This one goes out to my hero Andy Bernard.
@edhelms
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Making a huge pot of chili for my family while on lockdown. This might be the dumbest thing I have ever done.
#chiliregrets
#coronavirus
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And of course, there’s a tweet for everything...
Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!
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You'd be making a really good point if that's why they were kneeling. But it's not why they were kneeling. So you're making a fake point.
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You're right, we must be clear. Trump failed to call out Nazis and now you're failing to call out Trump. Is that what you meant by clear?
We must be clear. White supremacy is repulsive. This bigotry is counter to all this country stands for. There can be no moral ambiguity.
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Thank you for all of the fabulous birthday wishes! So grateful for the love and sending it right back with my happy dance!
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Tonight Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists.
That is so deeply disturbing and horrifying, and utterly disqualifying for the presidency of our great nation.
#Debates2020
#VoteOutHate
#BidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
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Viking Daniel Boon should be required to wear his costume for the duration of his prison term.
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And for anyone saying this is just returning the issues to the states where it belongs, the brilliant
@Trevornoah
is here to explain how that argument is based entirely on horseshit logic.
Conservatives think abortion rights should be left up to the states. Let’s take that argument a few steps further…
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Office reboot? I'll do you one better...Have a great weekend at the movies!
@johnkrasinski
#ChappaquiddickMovie
#ThisReallyHappened
#AQuietPlace
#TheOffice
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Trump has made America in his own image. He is the carnage. He is the pain. He is the tragedy. He is the horror.
#VoteOutHate
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Congrats Patriots!!! (obviously I'm referring to anyone out there protesting against tyranny, hate and fear-mongering)
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Donald Trump should get his own
@benandjerrys
ice cream flavor called "Temper Mint"
#debatenight
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If Joe Arpaio bumped into me and said "Oh, pardon me!" I would be like "No."
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I assume your talking about Dracula?
Because otherwise this would be super duper fascist.
#CountEveryVote
#WaitForIt
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This is what honor looks like.
I signed up to fight Nazis 73 years ago and I'll do it again if I have to.
Hatred, bigotry, & fascism should have no place in this country.
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I’m sorry, what??? Can’t hear you over all of the horns honking and people cheering.
#CongratulationsJoeBiden
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It has been said that Andy Bernard dresses like an Easter egg. So what better picture to wish all of you a very HAPPY EASTER!
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Hey Everyone - Thanks for all of the wonderful, warm birthday wishes today!!! Woohoo!!!
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Whoa. You know things are dicey when a former president feels the need to publicly lecture the sitting president on basic American values.
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It’s official...
THE FAKE NEWS IS REAL!!!
Tune in Dec 13th at 10pm
on Comedy Central
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No matter how you feel about this election, can we all unite behind hilarious wordplay?
#WomensMarch
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The Nard Dog will be very disappointed if you don’t VOTE! Not sure where to go? This site will tell you:
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And this is why
@PeteButtigieg
is not just a rising political star, but a genuine, empathetic, and brilliant human being. This one of the most insightful, articulate and compassionate takes one could ever hope to hear on the difficult issue of abortion.
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Pizza review with my
@tagthemovie
buddies and a very hilarious, surprised fan 😂
#TagMovie
@hannibalburess
@MrJakeJohnson
@Renner4Real
@barstoolsports
@stoolpresidente
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Thank you, Tom Petty, for all of the light you brought to the world.
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Ugh. Why do all these dumb celebrities think we care about their opinions? Shut up about politics and just entertain us!
...can't change history, but you can learn from it. Robert E Lee, Stonewall Jackson - who's next, Washington, Jefferson? So foolish! Also...
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Retweet if you’ve ever paid
@Gogo
for their in-flight WiFi and then just didn’t get any internet for the rest of the flight. Or it was so slow that it was effectively useless and caused you stab your own eyeballs with a corkscrew.
#SkywayRobbery
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Well said! Now please ask yourself, "Could this giant protest, which I am applauding, have anything to do with my behavior this week?"
I want to applaud the many protestors in Boston who are speaking out against bigotry and hate. Our country will soon come together as one!
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This is how a president tweets. THANK YOU, JOE!!!
BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD!!!!
#CongratulationsJoeBiden
#Election2020
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I’ve had a lot of issues with Trump and the people he surrounds himself with, but this actually sounds super legit. Sending my check right away, as any rational person would.
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Just a quick post to say THANK YOU for all of the kind wishes and birthday love today!!!
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Worth noting it only took you one day to write this brutally mean joke about yourself.
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I think it’s time we called “trickle down economics” exactly what it is:
A deeply cynical (and extremely effective) way of rebranding the time-honored tradition very powerful people enriching themselves.
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Watching the Elf Reunion on Christmas Eve while benefiting GA DEMS?!?! Cue the hot cocoa and sign me up.
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Trump could have tried to staunch the blood now gushing from America's historic wounds. He chose to pour salt. The opposite of leadership.
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Backstage at
#SNL
with a couple of my FAVORITE PEOPLE - Steve Carell hosting! What a night!!!
#BTS
#theoffice
@ 30 Rockefeller Plaza
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You forgot the second part: “Meanwhile, we will work to demolish the lives of undocumented children, so they have a drastically diminished chance to live and to love, to thrive and to dream, and to bless our nation and reach their full and glorious potential.”
“We will work to save the lives of unborn children, so they have a chance to live and to love, to thrive and to dream, and to bless our nation and reach their full and glorious potential.” -
@realDonaldTrump
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And by that same logic, there should also be no place in society for presidents too weak to say these same words in a timely manner.
1:2 There should be no place in society for racism, white supremacy and neo-nazis.
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BREAKING NEWS: President Trump is staging a televised fight to the death between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal to decide who will replace General Mattis as Secretary of Defense.
#Mattis
#CelebrityAppresident
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So disturbing and enraging. Now just waiting for Trump to weigh in with this old chestnut: “Some very fine people on both sides!”
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Here is why I don’t believe in ghosts: If ghosts were real, we would be seeing spooky apparitions of Hamilton, Madison, Washington, etc. laying waste to Congress in a phantasmagorical shitstorm like a mad army of Freddy Kruegers.
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AMAZING!
@NASA
was exactly right about
#SolarEclipse2017
! Maybe we should also trust
@NASAClimate
?
@ScottPruittOK
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WOW! Mindblowing visit to Ellis Island today - Deeply moved by powerful immigrant stories (and the value of National Monuments...)
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Good times!
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YES! YES! YES!
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I’ll never forget the day I met punk icon Mose Schrute (I’m tweeting this as Andy Bernard)
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Guys, I just saw this video and, like a lot of you, I thought it was me too! Because accidentally sleeping through the Super Bowl is 100% something I would do!!!
#SuperBowl2020
#SleepingBeauty
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Las Vegas, you're always close to my heart - today more than ever. Can not fathom your pain. Sending love, condolences, grace and peace.
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Vague, milquetoast drivel. What kind of coward is afraid to call out white supremacy by name? Sad.
We ALL must be united & condemn all that hate stands for. There is no place for this kind of violence in America. Lets come together as one!
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Hi Josh - Welcome to our free society. It's a system in which overturning legitimate elections is frowned upon, and in which no one is obligated to publish your nuclear horse shit. On the bright side, it is also a system in which you are welcome to whine a lot?
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Griswold family selfie w/
@ChevyChaseToGo
@1capplegate
@chrishemsworth
@SkylerGisondo
@SteeleStebbins
@vacationmovie
http://t.co/u8Z7QBzZ8t
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This Georgia boy will be happy to add some sick kazoo tracks 🤘
If Biden wins Georgia I’m gonna make a charity covers album of my favorite Georgia songs- REM, Gladys Knight, Vic Chesnutt, Allmans, Cat Power, Precious Bryant, Now It’s Overhead, etc... And damn is that gonna be fun
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Arizona Senate seat FLIPPED! Huge congratulations to
@CaptMarkKelly
and his campaign!
#FlipTheSenate
#AZSen
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Brody Stevens has made me cry with laughter so many times. Can’t believe he’s gone. A truly marvelous and brilliant human being.
#RIPBrodyStevens
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Hey Mitt - Show some real backbone and tell Trump that you will be forced to support
@JoeBiden
unless he commits to a peaceful transfer of power. Otherwise you’re just an angry lemming, complaining about the cliff as you race for its edge.
Fundamental to democracy is the peaceful transition of power; without that, there is Belarus. Any suggestion that a president might not respect this Constitutional guarantee is both unthinkable and unacceptable.
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Backstage at
@TheDailyShow
#JonVoyage
@robcorddry
@RobRiggle
@mrmattwalsh
#DailyShow
http://t.co/zvaJ3ilqJD
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Rest in peace Alan Thicke - You brought so much light, love and humor to the world! Deeply grateful for your friendship and wisdom.
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PHEW! So thankful Dennis Rodman just got to Singapore! Now I know everything is going to be okay.
#NorthKoreaSummit
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Watch for Trump to pardon all of the domestic terrorists who invaded our nation’s Capitol.
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Donald Trump's hair is no longer shocking. And I find that shocking.
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If you're grading on water consumption,
@realDonaldTrump
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#debatenight
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Hey everyone! Thrilled to announce I’m narrating
@Disneynature
’s PENGUINS!
An EPIC movie about Steve, who is... you guessed it, a PENGUIN!!
Ridiculously fun and beautiful movie. Very proud to be on board.
In theater’s April 17th!!!
(Which is also EARTH DAY 🌎)
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