I'm kind of offended this hasn't gotten one P U S S Y I N B I O reply 🙄

@jeffernaut CEOs get paid so much to understand so little

@katrinasivad Well in fairness this one started the company and his first order of business was to hire a bunch of hot women (not my dept). He didn't scrutinize anything they did tho.

@jeffernaut Job description: go on Facebook Manager seeing employee on Facebook

@chloe_lunaire Truly! Like where did you think the coupons were going, sir??

@jeffernaut One time my boss told me she'd gotten complaints about me from coworkers who saw me being "constantly on social media" and she asked me for "my side of the story" and I was just baffled because I WAS THE SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER! MY COWORKERS KNEW MY JOB WAS SOCIAL MEDIA!

@Genndiehie This reminds me of a temp job I had where another temp told me to "go grab a free bagel" so I grabbed one off a table full of bagels, which turned out to be some sort of weekly thing folks paid into. This chick Lorraine went to my boss and said that I was STEALING FROM PPL @ WORK

@jeffernaut so was the ceo actually doing work or just watching you all day long? 😂

@kitterbean_ Literally no clue what he did because that seemed to take up a lot of his day.

@jeffernaut Man that place sucked so bad, whenever I worked remotely I would finish our allotted coupons in 4 hours instead of 6 but they used mouse tracking stuff to find out i fucked off for the last 2 hours of the day and I got in trouble, so I learned to write slower

@ConorCawley OH GOD this is the first I'm learning that that was going on! Insane that he could've just used that instead of staring at my screen.

Well since this blew up I'm obliged to tell everyone that I am a TELEVISION COMEDY WRITER who is READY TO BE STAFFED, has WRITING SAMPLES, is UNREPPED so 100% of the proceeds of my salary will go towards recovering from the dual strikes/current industry situation.

I REPEAT: I have ORIGINAL PILOTS, NO REPS, and 4.5 YEARS WRITERS ROOM EXPERIENCE. Also a wealth of life experience such as this horrible story and many more!

@jeffernaut Worked in an ER almost 2 years, the company is worked for recently got bought out and our hospital had a lotta changes n folks werent adjusting well. In my last couple months i cant even count how many times i was berated and screamed at for doing my job exactly how i was trained

@leahg_official I'm so sorry you're going through that :( the healthcare system has really deteriorated in my lifetime, my mom and I were just talking about that.

@jeffernaut Other people's answers to this post are radicalizing me.

@jeffernaut What in the micromanagement is this

@jeffernaut I someone tell my line manager I seemed to be spending a lot of time on Facebook. I ran our social media.

@jeffernaut Omg I used FB messenger to stay in touch with my wife throughout the day and the “you’re always on FB” comments irritated me.

@jeffernaut how dare you.. do youer ob?