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Jake Lyons

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@FreddieBailey96 There’s a member of the royal family who is an actual paedophile but this is a headline

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4 years

@AfcFrd @FreddieBailey96 Yes

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@FBAwayDays It’s gonna go down as the worst World Cup ever, absolute shambles from the minute it was awarded to them

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3 years

@LM__2001 @RW01285 Both his kids bath water is in that glass

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11 months

@JamieHComedy RIP Sinéad. You’re getting mauled by the tigers!

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5 months

@ohlookitswill_ @Wayne501Mardle You never heard of a sale?

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4 years

@instaslutsx What a weird bastard 👮‍♀️

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3 months

@gazza_hammer

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6 months

@araghrebin Lukakus new footy boots have arrived

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3 years

@marsden1 @eljonesuk

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2 years

@Gintit2k21 @_The72 Yeah I was joking pal it’s awfu

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@LeeRobe63760266 @NoContextBrits Best character in Derek by a mile

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Jake Lyons

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3 years

@FootyAccums Did Eden Hazard type this?

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Jake Lyons

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7 months

@FootballJOE Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke

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3 years

@FootballJOE

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7 years

@stefffly @liamgallagher She's used all her time making this with her little sisters felt tips just to make herself look mega embarrassing

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

@TommyAStarZ @JoshLedward this is the mountain he hit mate 😢😢 so sad 😇😇

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4 years

@magicspell Reading the menu in the chippy

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Jake Lyons

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3 months

@tp2003_ Grim this. Just minding their own business 👎🏻

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Jake Lyons

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3 years

@FootballlForAll Can someone explain why footballers have a ‘PR’ team, how hard is it just to tweet from their heart that they’ve had a shite match, must take them minutes

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@jjjjjjuao @wowinteresting8 Fella in the white top and cap has got bollocks of steel

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Jake Lyons

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9 years

No need to take pictures of all your presents is there, think of all the starving kids in liverpool

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

@What_Liam_Said you've got to be kidding?

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1 year

@eubankslastpen

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8 years

Jake Lyons's post on Vine

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@HLTCO Had a hat on to hide the toilet seat on his head

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1 year

@therichardcobb drei Gläser

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3 months

@JoshWoogsLFC You’re more manc than him pal 👍🏻

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@fesshole Obviously a fake because even the wife of a forest fan would never call them NOTTS Forest 👍🏻

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

@AlexT didn't happen, that's your bird

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Jake Lyons

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3 years

@_TheKopite So I told Thiago to kick a ball, he actually did it the absolute madman hahahah 🤪🤪🤪

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Jake Lyons

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9 years

Just got asked for ID in the bookies ffs hahahahaha she said I don't look over 18, mateeee I'm over 18 stone

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@ATNGTV We’ve won the league twice since he left I’m sure Pep is devastated

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@romankemp Click on it you’ll see it’s just hospitality left, hope this helps 👌

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Jake Lyons

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2 months

@emctear When Newcastle finally win something it will be the same but with topless fellas doing the back stroke

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Jake Lyons

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11 months

@MENnewsdesk Scum cunt

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@sirpoundz @DanielSturridge Head injury?

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Jake Lyons

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11 years

And 70% of the courteeners crowd are plastic hooligan bellends who wanna smack ya after a few beers

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

I wonder what them people who jump in puddles of mud at festivals think when they realise it's not actually funny

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Jake Lyons

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10 months

@sophierebeccaf Who’s going for a Sunday dinner at 11.45?

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@Danny_McMoomins Dream of kiddy fornication

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@SkySportsNews Imagine moving from southern Italy to Merseyside I’d be devastated Ahahahah

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@britpoprevival Maybe because it’s the actual Foo Fighters?

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

@theenemyband fucking unreal gig what a send off 🎉🎉😢😢

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@mrgarethbrooks Paper round was in Chernobyl

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@City_Xtra Bernardo rattling a grown man, love to see it

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@FootyAccums Lukaku vs city when he gave silva and Otamendi an assist each

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

@bet365Gaming ABBA init

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8 years

0161...

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

@ManUtd_HQ @SkySports

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Jake Lyons

@jakelyons31

4 years

@Scunner13 @IanWright0 @GNev2 @sterling7 So because he wanted to move to a club and win trophies he deserves to be racially abused does he?

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@FootyAccums Good they’re all shite

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Jake Lyons

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3 years

@FootballJOE Where the fuck are his Newtons?

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Jake Lyons

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5 months

@joshpearson180 How do you even find out that is your throwing action? 🤣

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Jake Lyons

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9 years

@TSBible @GetFootballNews where did he get angry??? 😂😂😂

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@FootyAccums @ManCity The best day of my life by a mile, nothing will ever come close not arsed

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@FootyAccums Some photoshop skills on you haven’t ya

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1 month

@LukasBoddy His mam is Steven Tyler 😩

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@City_Chief He’d never say shit like that if we were top of the league

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@noncepocalypse Doesn’t look the type

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3 years

@sifter1983 @Niall_Mcfc3 Paper round was in Chernobyl

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Jake Lyons

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6 months

@Cook_The_First @AndyRobsonTips I can’t believe I’ve witnessed someone put a 7p bet on agahahahahahahaha

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

Good luck to my dad today with his operation 🙏🏻🙏🏻👊🏻👊🏻

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@_The72 Class banter from the lads lads lads that 👌👌👌

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Jake Lyons

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10 years

Hope all you girls watching mad fat diary have got the wet floor signs out

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@ChronicleLive 7/1 🤣

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@robcookson @PintsDrank Awful beer

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@BBCBreaking Respect from a Corrie fan 🤝

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

If you're looking for bet of the night, look no further @SpankTheBookies

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

When you realised you've missed loose woman

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

If I have a kid I'm calling it William Hill

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Jake Lyons

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10 years

@chanellerostron http://t.co/HmFqaJziMg

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Jake Lyons

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9 years

When YA outfit on point http://t.co/SB1oifEXij

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Jake Lyons

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4 months

@steholloway @JamesEdwardsLFC You’ve had a shocker there lad

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@xDonaald @MattDoherty95 @FootyLimbs Family stand is the other end of the ground

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Jake Lyons

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1 month

@TheCoopLive Demolish it and stick your £9 pints up your anus

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

@bushontheradio Pastry Dicks

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Jake Lyons

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29 days

@JMEMonteith It’s normal not to jump down 3 rows when a penalty is scored 👍🏻

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Jake Lyons

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9 years

@AwayDays_ gimps

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

Fucking pigeons shitting in our tent

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@CrimeLdn Have a better chance at trying to reduce the size of that head

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@MENnewsdesk Smuggling gobstoppers too by the looks of it

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@cityreport_ @fernandinho @ManCity One of the best we’ve ever had, that’s a fact 🤝

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@HLTCO What is that keeper doing 😭

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Jake Lyons

@jakelyons31

3 years

@BettingHub No way hulk is 26 there, looks about 45 😭

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Jake Lyons

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3 years

@PhilFoden @ManCity Easy life Phil the lads are here

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Jake Lyons

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11 years

http://t.co/8FjJwT59yK

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@TheMancUK You must do these for bites surely? 😭Discos snv bottom tier are ya mad?

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Jake Lyons

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2 years

@Stephen26272192 @SkyNews @bs_freezone No just you

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Jake Lyons

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10 months

@sspencerukk White Mark Henry

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

Can't believe all Alan toads hard work has paid off!!! He's only on the back of the new fiver

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Jake Lyons

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2 months

@Niall_UTD You’re just making shit up aren’t you? Paedophile

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Jake Lyons

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3 years

@HLTCO I cringe every time I watch this 🦖🦕

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Jake Lyons

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1 year

@theJeremyVine ‘OH MY GOD SORRY’ like it was an arctic lorry

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

I'm not arsed leave or stay im getting on the shite

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Jake Lyons

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8 years

DAMN ADAM back at it again getting minors into white vans

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

@AwayFansChants Painful to watch that 😷😷

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Jake Lyons

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4 years

@FootyAccums Hope Rhodri piped her

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Jake Lyons

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7 years

I've just found out The Twang are touring, you don't know how buzzing that makes me 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

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