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Yes I'm now on cameo. Personalised videos have always been a big passion of mine and is in no way connected to my tax bill.
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It’s always the people you least expect 😔
🚨 Footage has emerged of Snoop Dogg smoking a 'joint' before going on to perform at the Super Bowl LVI half-time show.
Watch it below:
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He’s gonna be fuming when he finds out what his surname is.
🚨 Reports in France claim that Idrissa Gueye missed the PSG game because he refused to wear the rainbow flag on his kit, the symbol of the LGBTQ+ community.
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More to life than just scoring goals yano
@ErlingHaaland
. Haven’t ya got any mates? Weirdo
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Wanna scan around for some mates lad
In yesterday's Manchester Derby we counted every single scan made by both Rodri and Kobbie Mainoo. What were the results? A Thread 🧵 (1/11)
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That's the Kate saga solved. Now where's Tyrell Malacia
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
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Passive aggressive war with me mums fella continues. As he gets me shampoo for balding men. Hope he enjoys his co-op funeral plan I got him.
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Leaving pint glasses on the table when you leave a pub.
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Guy cashed out his ban. One of us.
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Hitler at Dunkirk
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Anything for a free buffet scrounging old cunt
In 2012, a British couple, John and Frances Canning, sent a lighthearted invitation to Queen Elizabeth II for their wedding, which was taking place at the Manchester Town Hall on the same day the Queen was visiting the city. To their surprise, the Queen accepted the invitation
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The fuck is he doing to that brew. No wonder 17 wives have left him and 26 mates have killed themselves.
The collab you’ve all been waiting for…
When you find your daughter is on OF😂
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I was young and I was skint. I’d missed my train from London. So asked my father for £100 for the next one. I’ll pay you back on payday. Thought this is going well. And he said “hide in the bogs” best advice I ever had.
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Thought we signed the cunt then
Sending our congratulations and best wishes to His Majesty King Charles III and The Queen Consort on their
#Coronation
May those celebrating have an enjoyable weekend.
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Can me mate come too he's sound
UNREAL SCENES! 🤩
"Who's winning this one?!"
Conor McGregor chops it up with Cristiano Ronaldo and compares watches ⌚ 😅
Watch
#DayOfReckoning
LIVE on TNT Sports Box Office ▶️
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Good home draw for the gays. Magic of the cup.
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Get back on the piss lad
A few people have asked me about the jigsaw that I have been working on. If someone can correctly guess which puzzle it is, I will reward them with two tickets to an upcoming game at OT vs Fulham. Good luck! ✌️🏾
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She was beaten white and gold
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I’ll save you a click she had a tenner on 4-0 Brentford.
🔔 | One of Baba Vanga's predictions for 2022 has come true
More below:
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Looks like a PlayStation 1 character
"Everton need to come out with a lot of energy" 🙌
Wayne Rooney on the Merseyside Derby 💪
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“Outside red mobility scooter”
🚨 - Drug dealing pensioners jailed after being caught with more than £24,000 of cocaine
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Here’s 6 minutes of Ian Huntley being a good caretaker
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Your mum watching you go near the fridge today
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Go and get the Knollsy
📹 Fiorentina ultras and West Ham fans clash ahead of the Europa Conference League final in Prague...
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@RobHarris
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That generation had it piss easy. Could go out with a tenner have a 3 day bender, 2 portions of fish n chips and a property portfolio on the way home.
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Always think how Twitter would react to 9/11.
Le Tissier blaming it on foot and mouth with a warped bovine meltdown
Bartlett getting Bin Laden on Diary of a CEO
Tate saying if you allow another man to fly your plane you rename it the cuckpit
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I know the discourse is well trodden. But just imagine being Luke Littler. Life changing amount of money and the pick of hot dinnerlady gash.
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Welsh town planners
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My grans been up since 7 singing
10 German bombers.
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Fat tramp
Unconfirmed, but it looks as though Princess Charlotte is rewearing the same maroon coat dress she wore for last year's service
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Zinchenko would’ve cried in a flag
The police started beating Argentina fans in the stands last night so Emi Martinez tried to jump in and stop it 😳
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How do birds that migrate to Britain talk to our birds
What language do they use
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Imagine dying in camouflage crocs and dementia trackies
Deadline day transfer! After a week of intense negotiations Freddy Quinne is off to Hospital FC - HERE WE GOOOO
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Athlete
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Hungover on a packed train. Had my head bowed in pain/misery. Lad next to me rubbed my arm what I thought was in comfort. I said cheers mate I’m alright just a bit rough. He said nah I’m getting off. Just wanted me out the way. Sad really.
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Look at that Ronaldinho no look pour. 🐐
Good Morning and happy Wednesday you lovely people! It’s 1st march & 1st day of spring! Always know your worth, like this £20 when its battered and thrown on the floor it’s still worth £20. Just like you, you go throw hardships but your still worth the same! Have a blinder Bosh❤️
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Fuck off you marmalade nonce
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Should see what goes into me finding a clumsy right back from the K-league to get booked.
Look at the preparation Clive Tyldesley puts into every game he covers. The man is a master at work. It baffles me that he’s not viewed as the crown jewel of ITV’s football coverage.
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I invest
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Rose West in ‘94:
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All well and good getting another Bank Holiday piss up. But now we’re only one French tunnel away from this Joffrey cunts rule. Making us fight to the death for gruel rations.
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At the going down of the sun. And in the morning. We will remember them.
One of the most iconic trees in the UK survived hundreds of years throughout history including 2 world wars just for some tramp who got a F in Maths and English to cut it down overnight
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Superhero films. Grow up.
What movie that seems to be universally loved, do you absolutely detest?
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Hold dat
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Won’t be playing this cool. Just opened for my hero in Newcastle. Can’t believe it I’m buzzing and having pints.
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Lad just get the fuckin bus
WHAT. THE. HELL.
This morning, 0620, watch this bus pass me.
LK17 AFF, the 243 heading east on Theobalds Road.
So how do I report this,
@TfL
?
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Full bag there you soft cunt 😂
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Brothers fuming I haven’t got him a present for my birthday.
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“Dont forget I'm on annual leave today mate”
“Oh of course, off anywhere nice”
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I remember your first real call up on fm07 and you thanked me. Well I’m even prouder today. God speed young man. Make me and your dad proud
I’m delighted to formally announce that I will be joining the Sierra Leone national team for their upcoming friendlies.
I thought the opportunity to represent the country of my father’s birth had passed but I feel very proud and humbled to have received the call. 🇸🇱
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Shocking this. Kid distracting her team when they’re in a title race. Hope she’s proud of herself.
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Sake
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Guinness - the drink is great.
But it’s been tainted by the Guinness lads. Spend 2 pints worth of time chewing your ear about the shite made up rules for it. “Let it settle for 6 weeks” “have the glass facing Dublin”
What is the most overrated alcoholic drink? 🍺
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Went to withdraw my hard earned cash. Wrong tournament. All the best.
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He didn’t die for this
Hull and Norwich fans after their game yesterday… 🤣😭
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Me defending my 1 in 20 striker after blowing the entire budget on him on FM
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New Year. Same me.
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Since been headhunted by Wigan so have that
Would you rather? 😂 Taken from Patreon EP94
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Apparently we all look the same. Poor from Romesh.
He’s meant to be having a night off but
@JamieHComedy
can’t stay away from delivering his wit - here he is on a train to Grantham
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Be getting them horrible working class tories in replies telling people how to make a calpol jam casserole for 38p a serving.
😢😢 PLEASE HELP RT 😢😢 Visited a very emotional parent of 5 children late last night, buried her partner 3 weeks ago, and suffering financially and mentally wont receive ant benefit for a further 10 days, here is the contents of her fridge and she has to get her through
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Watched Napoleon before all I could think was if he was on FM he’d have ‘enjoy big matches’ trait
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Doctors orders
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Son of an East End gangster bravely comes out as gay.
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Tim Cahill to the corner flag
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Fuck you’re so brave lad.
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Anyone on to this fella? Looks like from mid 00s but I must’ve forgot him
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Glory years
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Personally I’m loving how Sam Smith has got everyone on ropes. Perfect fisherthem cos they’re all biting 😭
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Been a long few weeks
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North Korea card
USA own goal
Israel 2 on target
Please barkeep
@RequestABet
Being liberal & anti-Israel is an old paradigm. The world has changed. Change too.
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Fine, if unspectacular.
100 points with 7 games to go.
109 goals in 39 games.
Just you watch if you push me any further
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Berate the ref
What feature is Football Manager missing right now?
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Looking for a new laptop if anyone has any recommendations. Mine conked out after calling it a cunt and launching it into a skip and setting that skip on fire then pissing on the fire.
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A message from Dr Catford: his rein of terror is over
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Arse cancer, over 5.5 months left, Camilla on loose women in 2025 🙏
@RequestABet
Increasingly untenable for Buckingham Palace not to say what cancer King Charles III has got. Speculation is running riot all over the world. If, as I’m sure he does, Charles wants to help others, far better to be specific about his condition?
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Free the Hot Water One
‼️ Please stop asking. This is not OUR Jamie 😂
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So so good this
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Just seen this on Facebook. “Nobody had ever heard of yoghurt” what a flex. Unreal generation.
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Putting my bet builders on in this gaff. Exhausted every other option.
This week, we have opened a new multi-faith area in the free waiting zone.
Located just off the Silver Zone roundabout, the new area provides customers with a private space to reflect and pray whilst waiting to collect friends, family or loved ones.
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Found a game breaker. 6ft 6 Latvian unit.
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He used to get the bus tho, that's real passion
The clip got copyrighted last night but I still can’t get over this..
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Pleasure to be in this with the main man. 💚
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My husband says the nicest things🥴
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Looks fucking boring
This was London in the 1960s. This is what they took from us.
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All the best everyone. Get twatted. Make it a juicy one. Start the arguments. Bring up your uncles affair. Drop in the estranged child. Let’s add some spice to this year Ey.
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