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Biased against the team you support ⚽️ Part of @joe_co_uk 🏡
Joined March 2013
Don’t worry, Ole. No matter the result, you’ll always have your friends.
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"I feel a fraud. I don't bring to the table what I used to.". In this deeply moving clip, @chris_kammy opens up on his battle with the speech disorder apraxia
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“It’s a bit shit.” . “Shit, sorry.” . Petition to make Erling Haaland do post match interviews every week
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Good to see Miralem Pjanić made the most of his time on loan in Turkey.
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How on Earth can he possibly have his mind on a game of football? 🇺🇦
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Enormous fan of Ander Herrera’s sweary and ridiculously honest post-match interview
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And you wonder why you can't drink in stands in England 🤷♂️
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This is easily the best corner you’ve ever seen in your life
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This may actually be peak Roy Keane right in front of our eyes.
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Wonderful moment at Loftus Road as 8-year-old Felix rings a bell at half-time to signal the end of a 3 year battle with Leukaemia 🔔 💙🤍💙.
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We live in the same time as Lionel Messi. What a bunch of lucky bastards we are.
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De Bruyne: "I think half of my international career has been against Wales. It is a little bit boring. I think it is 12 times I have played them, it is always the same teams."
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Arsenal photographer @Stuart_PhotoAFC gives a rousing team talk before their 3-1 win over Tottenham last season ❤️
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Unbelievable tackle from this steward here. Sign him up, Ange 🍀
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Riyad Mahrez waves a Palestinian flag during the celebrations in Manchester 🇵🇸
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“Haha, the Toffees are used to some sticky situations.”. “But no, I’m terrified at the prospect of being the first man to relegate this club.”
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We briefly interrupt this match to bring you Scottish football’s first great moment of the season. Enjoy.
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Referee: *blows for Austria free-kick*. Entire Italian team:
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The level of disrespect in this goal is absolutely phenomenal.
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Lauren James finally makes her Chelsea debut. Big brother Reece is there to see it and can’t hide his delight 😂
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Tammy Abraham speaking in fluent Italian is amazing to see 🇮🇹
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We interrupt this match to show you this goal by the Corinthians women’s team, which might be the best goal we’ve ever seen
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5 out of the 12 founding members of the proposed 'Super League' will be playing Europa League football (at best) for the rest of this season
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Well, there it is folks. The best goal ever scored. Madness
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Roy Keane on Harry Kane getting over the disappointment of his failed move to Manchester City:. "He plays for Spurs. He should be used to disappointment.". The man is box office.
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Only Luis Suarez would call for an opponent to be booked for tripping a pitch invader 🙃
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Federico Valverde should get a statue outside the Bernabeu for this. Possibly the greatest professional foul the game has ever seen
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A quite outrageously beautiful goal from Derby County, finished by Ravel Morrison 🔥
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Sometimes Barcelona’s excellence almost becomes mundane, and then they go and score a goal like this.
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Gareth Bale is so off the pace he's just just tried to play a one-two with Roman Pavlyuchenko.
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No idea what’s going on here but Football Dog is my new favourite thing
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When you unwrap your third Lynx Africa shower gel and bodyspray set on Christmas Day
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Narrator of Arsenal: All or Nothing, Daniel Kaluuya: "Arsenal fans are wankers." 🫢
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"Marouane, it's me, Moyesy, I'm getting the band back together!".
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🧸 It's raining teddy bears 🧸. Real Betis kept their Christmas tradition going today with fans throwing stuffed toys onto the pitch at half-time to be donated to children charities 🎄
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Klopp trying not to blame fixture congestion after literally the first game of the season
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Can we just have James Maddison interviews after every game, even those he doesn’t play in?
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Phillip Lahm does not want people to forget about the conditions in Qatar when the World Cup approaches in December
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Paul Pogba's 'Pogmentary' is officially the lowest rated show in IMDB history, currently sitting at an impressive 1/10
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Happy 60th birthday to Diego Maradona, who had the best warm up routine of all time 🇦🇷
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Chelsea have reportedly agreed terms to sign Croatian Ivan Perišić on a free transfer this summer
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22 days to the World Cup!. Brazil are the only nation to have appeared at all 22 editions of the World Cup since the inaugural tournament in 1930
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Premier League: Don't illegally stream games it makes us sad. Also Premier League: Lol forgot to broadcast the Arsenal game to UK fans soz.
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On a night when Lionel Messi’s powers finally waned, Jack Grealish does this. Coincidence? I think not
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“15,000 deaths for 5,760 minutes of football - shame on you”. Huge anti-World Cup protests seen in the Bundesliga this afternoon
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Thiago and Rodri here, in a training ground kickabout which, frankly, is better than that Maradona clip everyone goes wild over
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Even Rüdiger hated hearing 'CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA' on repeat
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Nothing but respect for the sheer absence of one single fuck given by Gareth Bale here. 🏴
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What an incredible two years for Emi Martinez. From Arsenal backup, to Premier League keeper of the season, to winning the Copa America with just his 7th cap
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Forget all the goals. This is the highlight of the night so far. Messi ❤️ Ronaldinho 🐐 🐐
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Liam Goodenough, AKA Mr. DT, has had his prison sentence tripled after he stalked, assaulted and kidnapped his former partner.
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What's worse than heartbreak? Donny van de Beek leaving his boyhood club to watch Scott McTominay and Fred slide around in the rain for 90 minutes
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Liverpool will be spending Christmas at the top of the table 😎
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‘Take care of my boys Jurgen.’.‘Brendan, I signed most of th. ’.‘Take care of them.’
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Bit awkward when the photographer is trying to get a decent picture of Lee Mack but ends up taking a photo of some random bloke behind him
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Huge respect to this Danish referee for not even trying to disguise the fact he fucked up big time not playing advantage here
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Jack Grealish kept his promise to Finlay, the young Manchester City fan, and does the celebration he requested. Amazing ❤️
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Kylian Mbappe and Erling Haaland might dominate the goalscoring charts for the next decade, but in terms of pure footballing ability, Pedri will be the player of the generation.
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Mbappé: "Argentina and Brazil don't have that level of competition in South America, the football is not as developed as in Europe.". Tite: 💀
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Erling Haaland to man city looking increasingly likely . Gabriel Jesus:
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The top goalscorers in each of the past four decades. Shock, Lionel Messi is apparently pretty good
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In his first month back in England, Cristiano Ronaldo is named Premier League Player of the Month for September
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Football clubs being duped by fan messages for Hasbullah will never stop being funny
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Rafa Benitez walking away from Newcastle and Mike Ashley 🏚
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No Salah. No Firmino. No Problem. Liverpool are in the Champions League Final!
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Everton 2-2 Spurs.Arsenal 1-1 Fulham.Atalanta 1-0 Juventus. "Time to make a Super League lads.".
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"The fact that Liverpool made the effort to get out of bed, shower, have a shave and come to the stadium today shows just how far our team has come."
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