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Whit Gardner

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TN native: "With fear for our democracy, I dissent." - Justice Sotomayor. **Views and opinions are my own and do not represent those of my employer.**

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potatum
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Back in my day, most paid apps / software had ONE price that you paid ONCE and then you owned it FOREVER Everything’s a subscription model now. WHY is everything, even something as simple as a photo editing app, $10+ per MONTH now This shit is wringing people dry and for what
@yeeeerika
erika
1 year
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
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@TheEcho13
Echo 🔆
1 year
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not doing the dishes for your wife. You’re doing the dishes because the dishes need to be done.
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@masonmennenga
Mason Mennenga
1 year
no one: absolutely no one: jesus:
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@smalls2672
Boston Smalls
1 year
I love all the ppl talking about how Carter was weak because of the Iran hostage situation but never bring up Reagan's role in making sure Carter didn't get the deal done.
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@dotkrueger
Fred Krueger
1 year
The median family income in the US has gone from 10K in 1971 to 55K today, a gain of 5.5x however, The median cost of a car has gone from 4K to 48K, an increase of 12x. The median cost of a house has gone from 25K to 357K, an increase of 14x. The median cost of an ivy league
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@irish_wit
Whit Gardner
1 year
Fund public education.
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@Plz_Relax_
Michae|
1 year
it's actually terrifying how many people simply do not care about other people. just completely do not care.
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@talleyberrybaby
Grip Skylark 💕✨
1 year
You should be a good person ONLY bc it’s the right thing to do. You will rarely get reciprocity. You can’t model good behavior in hopes of getting it back. Attempting to do so is manipulation. Having character is a choice, & often a lonely one. Be good bc you are good.
@_falsi1ke
Ja Leto
1 year
As an adult, what is the hardest truth you've learned?
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@RossKneeDeep
Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
1 year
Costco responded to shareholders requesting that it withdraw from DEI policies. The response was direct and to the point: Costco says, "Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect & inclusion is appropriate &
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@irish_wit
Whit Gardner
1 year
People weren’t raised to understand this?
@youwouldntpost
chopped unc crisis hotline
1 year
was anyone else specifically raised to understand that leaving the price tag on a gift is rude. because i remain so vigilant about this even when it doesn’t matter at all lol
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@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
1 year
In Alabama, the man frying chicken at KFC and the woman making beds at Holiday Inn could be a prisoner. The state earns millions leasing inmates to hundreds of companies, deeming them safe enough to work, but routinely denying them parole.
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No state has a longer, more profit-driven history of contracting prisoners out to private companies than Alabama.
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@ghgoodridge
Gerald Goodridge
1 year
The fact that Sesame Workshop is having to do a full court press fundraising effort because we as a country don’t understand the concept of doing things for the public good combined with David Zaslav being the poster child for why CEOs are worthless is making my blood boil.
@sesamestreet
Sesame Street
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When you support @SesameWorkshop, you help ensure that a new generation of children can grow up knowing there's a place where they are welcomed, celebrated, and loved. Donate today: https://t.co/Z8RQPKmBa7 💛💚
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@irish_wit
Whit Gardner
1 year
I don’t know, but this year does feel like the year people did not get the memo.
@mlstrat
Maria
1 year
what happened to circling back after the holidays!!!! why does everyone need everything now!!!! what is going on!!!!
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@Victorshi2020
Victor Shi
1 year
Have stayed silent on this, but after today, I can’t. Like her or not, AOC is one of our party’s brightest and best communicators. She’s a generational talent and force. Democrats need to start elevating our best & brightest young people to the spotlight—now. Period.
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@SketchesbyBoze
Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
1 year
your thirties are SUCH an exciting time because you're still young but have enough emotional maturity not to be a walking embarrassment. you can read whatever you like and no one can stop you. you learn not to be ashamed of the weird interests you had as a kid. you're thriving.
@sudovatnik
vatnik
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WTF are you supposed to do in your thirties????
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@Strandjunker
Andrea Junker
1 year
JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.
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@irish_wit
Whit Gardner
1 year
Holy shit.
@dieworkwear
derek guy
1 year
if your candle tunnels, you can wrap it in tinfoil to create a cone. this will trap a lot of the heat, forcing the wax to melt to the edge. best to do this before the tunnel gets too deep, as otherwise the excess wax will drown the wick
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@stealthygeek
Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Vaccines are why 1 of every 4 of us didn't die in infancy. Fluoride is why most of us keep our teeth into old age. The ACA is why 21 million of us can see a doctor. The FDIC is why we don't lose our life savings. And a handful of GOP billionaires want to take it all away.
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@irish_wit
Whit Gardner
1 year
And frankly, I wish I’d snapped back at the TSA officer that was rude about it a few weeks ago. Shit.
@ihatethiskid
uncle ric
1 year
Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch
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@briantylercohen
Brian Tyler Cohen
1 year
Worth noting that McConnell refusing to whip votes to convict Trump at his impeachment trial (or vote himself to convict) is *why* we’re in this position right now. If McConnell is looking for the person at fault, he might want to consult a mirror.
@briantylercohen
Brian Tyler Cohen
1 year
Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.” https://t.co/iaRPdOvrHe
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