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ok this rocks bidens got my vote
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i threw out that badly drawn cartoon you were giggling about with your internet friends
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they seriously have trains that go 320 miles an hour?
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But Joe when we countdown to midnight we’re just arbitrarily selecting 10 of the 31,536,000 seconds in a year to highlight as new. Every second of the year is new! Just now was the first and last time it will be 10:35:00 on December 28th all year. We’re on the 362nd day and every
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at 18 you should get 1 license, drink or drive, at 21 you can get the other
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she wanted to be treated like a princess so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove into a wall
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ok sweetheart have fun at freshman english
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End of History?
The Wedding Singer takes place in 1985 and came out in 1998.
Imagine a blockbuster nostalgia movie released now set in 2010…
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@growing_daniel
the way they sway out of rhythm is hypnotizing, like a line of turn signals at a stop light
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in January 2010 — 8 years after founding Roku — their ceo Anthony Wood creates a twitter account; posts ‘roku’ and logs off forever
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@bagridbagrid
depending on how you want to play it that button will let you contain or disperse
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if you gonna piss like a puppy let the big dogs eat and piss on the porch
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she wanted to be treated like a princess so i put her in the back of a mercedes and drove into a wall
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anyone who says they can do this is lying, it’s physically and psychologically impossible
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@greg_price11
hopefully no overly emotional people see this as a loophole to exploit their children for personal gain in their legal proceedings against their spouse
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i must be retarded because i can’t for the life of me figure out what word she means
When did the r-slur come back into everyone’s vocabulary stop it
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
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BREAKING: Costco hotdog combo has de-pegged from $1.50.
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hate books so much i made a staircase so i can kick the shit out of them at my leisure
Books belong everywhere! And research shows that kids in homes filled with books do better academically across the board.
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@credenzaclear2
she’s looking everyone dead in the eye and smiling, how else would you react
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this mofo is using himself as reaction gifs and everyone is just going along with it?
Apparently Katt Williams calling out Hollywood inspired Pat McAfee to CALL OUT HIS ESPN BOSS ON ESPN today. What in the world is going on.
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my upstairs neighbor at 2am
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checkmate ‘artists’
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im addicted to brake fluid, but it’s ok because i can stop at any time
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would you fight a raccoon to the death if your life depended on it? what about for $300
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what are we even doing out here man
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i don’t see people complaining about it often enough so fine i’ll say it this time:
You need to like when replying, all the time no exceptions.
it doesn’t matter if you disagree. if you are posting here you like when replying, period.
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@ZackBlatt
the jersey numbers shouldn’t matter but having 99 and 11 as the edges goes so hard
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hot take, don’t follow life advice from someone that voluntarily ended their own
Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a
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peak consoomer brain when she price checks to decide if it’s cool
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who the fuck was drinking alcohol thinking it was vitamins??
It’s so over for alcohol. Study after study the last few years finding it has no real health benefits and even a small amount is worse for you than not drinking any.
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are you retards happy now
Gearing up for my new Stand Up Tour… So glad I found this headshot…
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the last time we had asylums there wasn’t cheap surveillance tech and body cams, feels like it’s time to try again
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