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There’s like 11 or 12 classical songs or so that are essentially perfect
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That our educational system doesn’t forcibly rid us of this sort of fallacious logic at like age 6 is a tragic failure
Look at how dangerous the XL Bully is.
This is what it looks like to have responsible owners.
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This engenders a deep sense of disgust in me
The violation of high trust situations, especially against your neighbor, someone you physically live and work close to, is a grotesque way to behave
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Did Milton Friedman make this meme
How in god’s name is this anti-capitalist
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The idea that a corporation is morally obligated to place a retail store in your neighborhood that will be robbed until it’s unprofitable is a level of entitlement I don’t think I can understand
Why don’t you wake the fuck up and ask your DAs to actually prosecute petty crime?
She’s mad Safeway is closing in the Fillmore area in San Francisco. She mentions “Food justice.” I’ve heard of racial justice, restorative justice, economic justice but not food justice! Where is the accountability?
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1. What
My boy those are bikinis. If you find those generating sexual urges, you need help.
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People contorting themselves to make the Japanese - arguably the most patriarchal, insular, xenophobic culture in the first world - into oppressed POC is absolutely hilarious to me
Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.
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If I go missing, check first with the Hasidic community of south Williamsburg
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You know what sucks? Having 12 versions of extraordinarily delicious fried chicken sandwiches, each of them special in their own way, readily available across the country in mere minutes
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What is the point of arming the cops like they’re the 101st airborne if they’re afraid of a they/them with an AR and a fake bullet proof vest
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You know what they didn’t have in Kazakhstan in the 1930s when 40% of them were being starved to death by Soviet farm collectivization? 12 different Fucking fried chicken sandwiches
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The weight of all the evidence now indicates that:
- Islamic jihad accidentally dropped a rocket on a Palestinian hospital
- they killed several civilians but probably overstated the death toll by an order of magnitude
- Hamas knew about all of this
- Hamas claimed Israel was /
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Guy who shouts “Im trying to avoid repeating history ok!!” reading his book on the subway
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You’re laughing? Dr. Fauci released monkeypox a week before pride and you’re laughing?
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What an unbelievable nightmare, easy access to fried chicken
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Just go back to putting people who commit crimes back in prison
It doesn’t have to be this complicated
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Here’s what I don’t understand - 7,500 arrests, 124 people. Why are they on the streets? What is the process that put them back there after they repeatedly terrorize the public? What is the best most steelmanny reason for treating them so lightly?
In calendar year 2023, NYPD cops made over 13,600 arrests in the subway system.
Of these 13,600 arrests, 124 people were arrested 5 or more times in the subway system in 2023 alone.
When looking further, these 124 people combined, have been arrested over 7,500 times in their…
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Every year they post this and every year it makes me want to deep fry a Turkey more than ever
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At least they got someone from the tribe named Rosenbaum to write the intro
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We are the daughters of the children your pit bull couldn’t maul
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Find you a woman who looks at you the way online Indians look at Israel
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This reveals a profound misunderstanding of what will actually garner respect in the “white world” (if we must call it that)
It’s not $1,000 sneakers or designer suits for the most part, in fact done the wrong way that serves as a major counter-signal for actual status
Black people on average spend 30% more on luxury goods and brands than White people in the same income group. Why? Because wearing designer and luxury brands is necessary for affluent Blacks to gain respect and status in the White world🧵
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It’s extremely frustrating to me that it took a wave of antisemitism for my fellow Jews to wake up to the fact that progressivism in this country is a complete cancer on our polity
Like all the other insane shit they did was fine, but god forbid they yell at Jews at Columbia
Was talking to some liberal Jewish friends last night. Anecdotal, but many of them feel awake and worth conveying the sentiment bc I don’t think it’s unique:
One comment that struck: “progressivism now feels like a luxury. One that we can’t afford when faced with an existential…
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Major violation of guest rites / bad omen type shit
If this were a Greek tragedy then some real bad shit is about to befall this family
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So many things wrong with this
First and foremost, “smashing capitalism” has never “improved society somewhat” anywhere, ever. It’s typically accompanied by mass murder and starvation, not utopia. Read a fucking history book and you’ll see, I promise
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Every 3-6 months I’m reminded of the impending fiscal and entitlements crisis in the United States and it casts a dark cloud over me for days
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3 Morgan Stanley employees had to die of exhaustion for this so I hope it’s worth it
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By far my favorite brand of right-winger is the homosexually-repressed body builder
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When you poast hard enough, through all the haters and mockery, and just keep going, eventually the mockery turns to a sort of respect for the type of person who’s just doing what he wants and sort of doesn’t give a fuck what everyone else thinks
That’s my Bryan Johnson take
Hey Anna Slatz
@Slatzism
- the below is ready for you to post.
I fucked up. Twice actually. First, I slandered
@bryan_johnson
based upon tabloid headlines. This was foolish of me and I regret it. In that moment it just seemed so much fun to dunk on the guy, right? The words…
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Shmorgen blorgen, forgen morgen horgen,,,
You see her sitting alone in a club at 4 am. How do you open?
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They cut the clip. The remainder:
“But if we hear that you were filmed singing along to Jay Z lyrics when you were 13, and you’re not black, we will rescind your acceptance. Then we will burn your hometown down and salt the ground so that nothing will ever grow there again”
New message from Harvard President Claudine Gay:
“Our university embraces a commitment to free expression. That commitment extends even to views that many of us find objectionable, even outrageous. We do not punish or sanction people for expressing such views.”
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I’m so sick of this sophistry tbh
Honest to god, what percentage of the white collar economy can you participate in without some sort of college degree?
College is a scam, you don’t need it.
- Stanford ‘00, ‘04, ‘05, ‘06
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One more thing, people claiming X is the source of too much fake news can suck my fucking ass
Without X people like me would have ZERO way of ascertaining the truth. ZERO chance
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Watching people haltingly discover evolutionary truisms about the nature sexual attraction after being fed decades of liberal feminist bullshit is always entertaining
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Why he looks like Angela Merkel
I’m sorry, but this is kind of bullshit. Like, yeah, I’m sure he “read 1000 books” but how many were like “the hungry caterpillar”? How many were picture books?
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@SpiritofPines
I’ve never liked Trump at all but I have to agree, this case is ridiculous
Who is the injured party here?
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What is objectionable, within the context of a hot war, about 1) taking POWs and 2) doing so in such a way that they don’t kill or maim your soldiers by detonating suicide bombs?
What am I missing here? How should this be done?
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/question
- Now Israeli and US embassies are under threat in multiple countries and US bases are being attacked in Iraq
This is one of the fakest fake newses I’ve ever seen. Well done guys
Consider my priors moved yet again, wow
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@dollarbillbluez
Ironically given this is a sushi related thing, the Japanese absolutely colonized the Scottish and make a kickass whiskey
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Arrested for what
New York police on Wednesday arrested a former U.S. State Department official Stuart Seldowitz after he was captured on video calling an Egyptian halal street vendor a terrorist and saying the death of 4,000 Palestinian children “wasn’t enough.”
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I love how FAANG just out of nowhere changed the term like VP and Director to L4 and L5 to gamify it for their autistic employees lmao
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It brings me no pleasure to report that menswear guy is irreparably cringe ,,,
Opinion: Is John Fetterman’s hoodie disrespectful to the Senate? Maybe — but not as much as election denialism, says menswear guy
@dieworkwear
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I’m generally not pro regulation but information asymmetry is a legitimate cause of market failure, and reasonable capitalists should support regulation in certain cases where that situation applies
This is the face of a scumbag. She ruined breakfast this morning at a Boston Diner to do an unannounced health inspection.
The immigrant family running the place had to stop to accompany this psycho. Don’t give me the she’s just doing her job line. She’s what is wrong with…
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Yes let’s all fact check the veracity of the ukrainians’ propaganda campaign claims so we can take what shred of hope from them they have left
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More than anything, these people are boring, and artless, and ignorant. They are a total repudiation of everything beautiful about humanity, which I think is what’s most irritating of all. The specific cause - which changes seemingly by the month - is in actuality irrelevant
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall:
"It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
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- On no additional evidence, several sitting US representatives immediately blamed Israel
- Dozens of mainstream media outlets uncritically ran with Hamas’s claims
- Palestinian news footage released within hours appears to immediately call the narrative into /
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You’re telling me the fucking Canadians can’t manage their fucking forests and now I have to breathe shitty air in New York
Is this a joke
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@KarolusWangus
No
Great Dane, bullmastiff, regular mastiff, German shepherd, all absolutely fine
It’s only these fucking freak show animals that have a problem
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Stalin’s face was pockmarked by smallpox scars and he couldn’t move his left arm properly because he was run over by a britzka as a child. Also he was short as fuck
He was every bit as ugly and deformed physically as his disgusting political ideology
Stalin obviously wouldn't agree with me on a lot of things but if you can't see this man was hot, that's on you
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How can you possibly make an argument that spending $40bn and getting a shot at hobbling arguably our second largest military adversary isn’t the highest and best use for that money
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Clearly there are drawbacks to any life situation, everything involves trade offs
But aside from reasonably high intelligence I struggle to think of any single attribute that confers a high probability of success in life than being conventionally attractive
you cannot convince me "pretty privelege" is real when this happens everyday. sometimes you really wish you were mid because of the safety boost it provides.
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Generally speaking historically when you start seeing things like this you’re right around the market top
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Finding out you spent $700 billion per year on defense and apparently are technologically incapable of protecting key waterways is a hell of a revelation
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As the man says, if you want engagement just do a little J-posting, it never fails
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If you’re an actor can you just start a tequila and make a billion dollars
First Clooney now this
Why tequila? How much untapped TAM is there out there???
In just 3 years, The Rock has built the fastest-growing US Tequila brand worth $3.5B!!!
It's his ticket into the billionaires club.
Here's the breakdown of Teremana Tequila - a masterclass in marketing
(A thread🧵)
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Philosophy major thinks the energy healer girl is the one who needs fixing 😂
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this can’t be real
BREAKING: Oprah announces removal of Russian novel 'War and Peace' by Leo Tolstoy from her Book Club over Russia's invasion of Ukraine
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Presumably once student loans are forgiven, politicians will fix the underlying structural issues in education that caused the problem in the first place. Because doing one without the other would be completely insane, right?
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The thirst trap crypto girls
I’m sorry but these have to be the most nakedly (lmao) grifty people on the entire internet right
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So you make a fucken movie then and it can be what you want it to be about
Not every movie has to be about everything
People seem to love
#Oppenheimer
but I'll just say it: I was uncomfy watching yet another movie about tortured white male genius when the victims of the atrocities glossed over by the script—Japanese people, interned Japanese Americans, and Native Americans—had no voice.
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We’re so fucked
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Good thing it’s a Jewish nation
if america was really a christian nation then the supreme court would forgive student debt
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I suspect this is how the anxious climate folks feel generally
Except obviously my problem is actually real and important, unlike theirs
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It’s a fucking insulator lmao
😍Very impressive work! This is the final nail in the coffin for
#LK99
- no point wasting any more time trying to replicate the Korean paper at this point!
"Pure crystals of LK-99, synthesized by a team at the Max Planck Institute for Solid State Research in Stuttgart, Germany"…
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Trying to puzzle out why the tik tok girls with easy jobs make people so angry
I suspect it boils down to the visibility of it all, where the watcher gets a full dose of how simple and useless a relatively high-paying job can be
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My man you CANNOT post shit like this
I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks
@Abamaby
for being such a great mom to our kids.
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Turns out crypto is more or less just a high beta gambling asset
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These people have convinced themselves they’re worldly and knowledgeable when in fact they live in the tiniest of coastal bubbles and have zero concept of what life is like outside of the American left
Ironically they’re that thing they profess to hate: parochial in the extreme
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Riot in Kenosha? With Rittenhouse walking the streets a free man? Count me out no thank you,,,
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@eigenrobot
My mental model has shifted tremendously on these people
I don’t believe they actually care about their causes, and finding the shortest route to achieve what they want
I suspect they’re all just deeply unhappy and mostly want to make others unhappy too
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I don’t know exactly why but I struggle to view climate change alarmists as anything but a sort of group of neo-malthusians who will be relegated to the dustbin of history in 50-100 years
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I’m gonna use this Fourth of July to roast all the inferior countries
Petty? Yes. But today this is my birthright
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Maybe we are kind of evil
What in the actual fuck explains this psychotic behavior
BREAKING: Yet another Palestinian community, A’nizan (South Hebron Hills), is being forcibly transferred from their lands as a result of settler violence.
The 4 families/35 residents of A’nizan are packing up their belongings and leaving their lands as we speak.
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So glad they got the only person still alive who was involved with any of this
Really glad nobody else of prominence or political power was involved, what a great and clean result, let us never speak of it again now that the case is closed,,
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell found guilty in sex trafficking trial
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There is something deeply refreshing and wonderful about the wifejak
The fact that this meme format has become so popular so quickly, and seems to be more or less universally beloved, seems apropos of something, but I’m not quite sure what yet
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The most illegible man is the outdoor /below the nose/ mask-wearer
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My “no risk of bankruptcy” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong said there is “no risk of bankruptcy” for the largest U.S. cryptocurrency exchange, even amid a “black swan” event
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Good thing we have a talented and brave ruling class that will explain the issue credibly to the electorate, and handle the crisis with aplomb and skill
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Tech people and VCs continuing their speedrun of all the most basic financial failures of the last 100 years lmao
Last week the episode was ponzi schemes feat. FTX. This week the gang “discovers” bank runs
It’s tragic that Silicon Valley Bank could lose 80%+ of its value in a single day.
But what’s crazy is that the financial collapse was largely driven by a communication collapse.
Their storyline unraveled and their messaging went off the rails, in 4 big ways.
(continued below)
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I know I’m supposed to feel outrage but this is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen
In America, a toddler has shot someone with a gun, every week, for 2 years straight.
Yes, you read that correctly.
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You’ve got like 7,000 cops in the subway but you can’t find this guy because the motherfucking video camera wasn’t working
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Mfers soyfacing over this dude like they forgot about literally every song made from 2010-2015
Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days.
Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
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Rest in peace Acorn the Rabbit, 2020-2023. We will cherish our time we had with you, nobody could ask for a better friend. If anybody has a nice memory or some photos of her, please feel free to share!
@alt1na1
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Like honestly how does this kind of guy exist and is allowed to publish articles
How come I woke up and spent 10 minutes on OSINT Twitter and have better information than him
I am willing to believe he’s not lying here but jfc man
@Historycourses
@VladDavidzon
Look, I already said twice I hope you're right. I just don't think you are. Do you want me to suddenly say you are for no reason? That's not going to happen. So you're next step should be to try to convince me, with evidence. Insults aren't going to do the trick. Cheers.
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