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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I am thirty-nine years old
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Jenni
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You must be a sick individual if you feel attraction to women over 30
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Oh fuck I just almost called out for her to come to bed 😭😭😭
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Nala’s water fountain started up earlier today even tho it’s unplugged and it scared me so bad that I cried
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Some weird dude slid in my DMs and opened with that message lmaooooo
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Blossom 🌸
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What’s the lore behind your header?
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I ate so many sour punch straws that my gums are sore 😭 I was just trying to kill some anxiety
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Minivan drivers are THE WORST prove me wrong
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I don’t want to be awake anymore ever
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I’m on my way home now sobbing because she’s not going to be there at the door to greet me with her crispy meow and I want to die
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Why is that strange?
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pat bahn🗿
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@meghanapolis What’s strange is you keep catching shadows thinking it’s her..
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I’m leaving the apartment for the first time since Wednesday night and I don’t have Nala to say “bye Nala I’ll be back soon I love you” to and it’s killing me
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I did a fun and fancy photoshoot with Nala in May and just got the photos back TODAY Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck did I do to deserve this 😭😭😭
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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🚨 SWIFTIES 🚨 Does anyone have any Spotify playlists of Taylor Swift songs that are about grief and loss? I don’t really feel like listening to anything upbeat right now, thank you in advance (Picture of Nala dressed as Taylor for Halloween from this year lol for the algorithm)
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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And go figure that her whole last week on earth was full of rain, and now today it’s bright and sunny I wish I could have one more day on the balcony with her
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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But thanks 2 the TER hobbyists 4 letting the site know about this semi-personal account! I’m currently waiting 2 find out if I’ve been banned from the site If you’re looking 4 my professional account, which is sexier & has more info about how 2 contact me, it is @TheJordanMaxx
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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For anyone confused, this isn’t “doxxing” His profile photo and username are what he posted himself, his profile is public, anyone can see that information
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Argue with me, that’s an automatic block 🚫
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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Woke up today and instinctively looked down at the foot of my bed expecting to see Nala but she wasn’t there
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
2 days
The “male loneliness crisis” is being brought on by themselves
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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'I've banned solo drinkers from my bar'
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I just looked at the container of strawberries in my fridge and started crying because when I eat strawberries I eat them with whipped cream and Nala LOVED whipped cream, she would literally SCREAM at me to give her some lol
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILER BELOW ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ I just realized that the song “Dancing Through Life” totally foreshadows why Fiyero becomes the scarecrow without a brain 🤯
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I just instinctively almost got off of the couch to go and look for her 😭😭😭
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meghanap🦃lis // NYC 12/06-12/09
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I am not at peace I am screaming crying throwing up
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