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He’s done it. He’s finally brought the nation together 🙏
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Yeah would have been so much better if it was more about a spooky house that creaked and groaned and stuff :(((
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Sounds interesting, let me look into him a little more closely -oh my fucking god
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Wife: did you get what I asked for at Bunnings
Me: sure did
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in shock that a mortgage broker called dick pusey who drives a Porsche is an asshole
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I’ll give you the hot tip,
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, I’m not pressing a button so a staff member can come over and let me get a can of deodorant from the vault
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CEO expert here, they only do this when in extreme distress
what’s with australian supermarket ceos cosplaying as checkout staff
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dude lost his family, his career and was on the brink of suicide like 15 years ago from out of control gambling.
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@nickschadegg
“Hey, imagine if your baby was here right now? Would be loads better, eh. Anyways, merry Christmas.”
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Polling booth closing at 4pm on a working day tells you all need to know about the US
Two white men shutting the door on a woman of color so she can't cast her vote in NYC
1. FUCK THE NYPD
2. THIS IS AMERICA
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Very cool that Target is now basically just a rebranded KMart selling the same Anko shit
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Frydenberg said on ABC breakfast that he wears his mask in the car, but not when walking on the street as per the guidelines.
I’m sorry what.
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Channel Seven execs mournfully cross off Ben Robert Smith’s name on list of possible Sunrise hosts
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URGENT: this is my father who took the Pfizer vaccine 3 days ago. He is prisoner his own home. How is this legal.
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there may be no more Australian photo than people getting pissed at a pub during a flood
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biggest issues with Australia?
✅ no late afternoon coffee
✅ footwear
✅ lack of nukes
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it’s so cute when they grow up and learn about capitalism
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Hearing reports Anthony Albanese crashed his car by driving in both lanes, unable to pick a fucking side.
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Putting Warren in as a moderate is 😘 👌
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my 8 year old son just got 14/15 on his spelling test for the week which is really good, but the 1 word he got wrong was “women” so unfortunately he is cancelled
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I’m voting Greens. Mainly cause I haven’t seen one fucking TV ad from them.
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Kate Langbroek’s strange as fuck argument at the 2 minute mark is so fucking good. Genuinely one of the dumbest people.
What started as a way to make life more sustainable has been recast by conspiracy theorists as another way for the government to control us all. Melbourne, Wollongong and Coffs Harbour are all aiming to become a '15 Minute City', but what is it exactly?
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Australians waking up realising we were one of the few who voted against this
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I dare you to find a bigger dumb fuck in Australian media
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@paynushaver
Over here we don’t care what year it is
Just found out Australia has some theme park called "movie world" and some guys job there is to do the Austin Powers dance. Probably multiple times a day.
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my wife reminded me that perhaps I do handle pressure as good as a World Cup player taking a penalty, but who’s to say 🤷🏻♂️
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just saw a dad at the local IGA 7:30am on Easter Sunday buying a bottle of coke no sugar, a large can of red bull and a twirl Cadbury Easter egg box and I just know he’s in a lot of trouble
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Cairns Taipans cheerleaders decked out in the pride colours when the team won’t wear a tiny rainbow is very funny
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Congrats on being the front runner to win today’s “worst take award”
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@sam_mcclure
1. What does it matter how good he is.
2. What does it matter if it’s a private function
3. What does it matter if it’s 6 years ago
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I’m gonna be real here, I mainly shower cause I don’t want to smell like shit every day
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Barron trump bitching to the secret service about the wifi in the bunker
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It’s a cool sign of today’s society that they turn off replies for these posts
Tonight we return to play on Ngunnawal country.
We respectfully acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the land, the Ngunnawal and Ngambri peoples who are the traditional custodians of the Canberra area and pay respect to the elders, past and present.
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This must have been a tough decision for them.
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I simply wouldn’t post a video of me dunking my wife’s head in a bucket and then pretend to use her as a mop. just me though
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You could have shared this before I wrote it in my wife’s valentines card
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Hello
@GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
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This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Kyle Sandilands about to unveil his madcap plan of a dinosaur park on a remote island
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Americans:
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Australian sketch comedy is, how do I put this politely…Fucking shit.
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Anzacs died in the trenches so men could crank to high quality modern porn. Im outraged .
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fuck sake, that’s the third kid I’ve backed over this week
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wiping away a tear as I remember the troubling days of not being able to piss directly next to someone
We actually thought this would reduce the spread of COVID.
Never forget.
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