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Doesn’t feel right laughing and taking the piss today so
@swannyfriends
podcast will not be recorded this week. Instead of listening to us talk shit for an hour this week go spend it with people close to you and tell em you love em. Life’s far too short. RIP spud ❤️.
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Hey Gil you got a contact for a mate of mine? His old man can’t get back in the country for some fucked up reason and they could use your help. Much appreciated.
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Ya got millions Tomic so while your busy counting it all when you get back home how’s bout you donate 10k to your charity that have missed out on much needed $$$. You won’t miss it. That’s all, jog on now bud
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Biggest name in the history of the club and the one thing he always did was put the best interests of The club first (whether we agreed or not). Deserved a flag more than anyone at the pies and should be celebrated on the way out. Hopefully life can be a tad normal for him again
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Fuck knows why the afl wanna change the rules. Fair game going on at the G at the minute. And shit sides will still be shit no matter what the rules are.
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Righto media it’s time to leave the bartels alone now. Time To move on and leave them all the fuck alone. This incessant need for dirty click bait journalism is disgraceful. It’s their own business and no one else’s and no one gives a fuck. 10 days in a row is deplorable
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would love Novak to win the Australian open while getting booed every single point and just breathe in the hate and use it and motivation. What a glorious sight that be
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I’ve heard it Might be a tough day down the club today and that they might need to hire some security. So a word to the wise if I may Collingwood - please don’t let Dan Andrews hire the security cause the people inside have been fucked enough this week. I’ll see myself out
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Going to celebrate with a brisk walk around the block with 1 other person for an hour 🎉🎉🎉
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I still dont understand why there are luggage shops at airports. Do people walk into the airport with all their clothes/toiletries/shoes in their hand and then go ‘fuck you wouldn’t believe it I’ve forgotten my suitcase, anywhere I can get one around here?’ . 🤷🏼♂️
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Hey If you don’t understand how twitter works this is my account and I shall and will say WHATEVER the fuck I like whenever and however I like. Just like y’all motherfuckers do on your accounts. It’s not rocket surgery
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Apparently on Twitter if you have have excelled in a sport it completely forbids you to have an opinion on absolutely anything else, but people who haven’t excelled at anything in life (losers) are the judge jury and executioner on here. And this is why I love Twitter.
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I don’t get star struck nor am I ever speechless but when Neale Daniher rang me to be apart of this it’s a close as I have ever been. For him to take the time to give me a call and chat for 5 mins with what he is…
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Heading over to Perth for the pies game this weekend and id just like to thank all the airlines for keeping the prices affordable for all the pies fans to get over there. Only had to remortgage the house to pay for the flights. Cheers ✈️🖕🏻
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Carlton should play on Monday arvo’s when everyone is at work so no one has to watch em. Floating fixture for Friday night games please
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I drink at qtr time if I played for Carlton.
@DThomas_39
Being unavailable to play is not a punishment imo it’s a reward. I’d ask to be suspended for the rest of the year.
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Pies are in the granny... I repeat- PIES ARE IN THE GRANNY!!! Melbourne May explode next week
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Neale has clearly transcended the AFL world so I hope we can recognise his contribution to the world and make him Australian of the year so he can understand the impact he has had on the country and many many individuals ❤️
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Now I know what it feels like to have actually done the right thing and still get punished for others actions. Must say it doesn’t feel great.
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I don’t blame Djokovic either fyi. It’s not his fault. He asked for an exemption and got one (which is every humans right) . Perks of being the best player in the world. It’s the people allowing it to happen who are the problem and should be booed
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Hahahahahaha what have you all got to say now cunts? I fucking told yas from the jump. Best side in the league and they showed it today.
Imagine not supporting Collingwood. Hahaha ya Losers
I’ve kept receipts and will come for all of you at some stage
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I’d just like to congratulate
@CollingwoodFC
for the great show of sportsmanship today by letting Carlton stay close all day and making it a good game for the fans watching.. just an amazing club sacrificing % for the good of the game
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We all know the hospital/restaurant business is cooked atm so If you are ordering food in tonight once you know what you want give the actual restaurant a ring to see if they do their own delivery so they make all the money. Those little business’ need every dollar they can now
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Tell ya a little trick I use to do when someone was having a shot. I’d always stand on a point post cause if they kicked it on the full I’d get the kick. Wouldn’t happen all the time but I’d get maybe 10-15 a year. They all add up.
#footysmarts
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They serve beer at kfc in Russia. Extraordinary. I’m never coming home 😍
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I’d like to know why the people who tested positive and still went about their daily lives bothered getting tested in the first place? What was the point? Absolutely ludicrous scenes down here currently.
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Just on the wrong end of an amazing granny.. super proud the the pies year when no one gave em a chance. Congrats to the eagles. Super year, much deserved and sheeds goal as big and clutch as its gets..
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How Richmond handled the blue over the weekend is a big reason why players want to play for em, no one wants to leave and Just one of the many reasons they have been so successful In recently. Players don’t have to always be punished to appease the filthy masses that crave it
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Wow, just wow. The carry on about a stupid podcast and the things people are trying to attach to it is one of the most absurd things I’ve heard. If ya didn’t like it ya didn’t have to fucking listen to it. It’s that simple. Lot of haters and sad sacks in this country it seems.
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Hey
@CollingwoodFC
and all our fans. Thank u for the standing ovation in the third. That's why I fucking love this club and every supporter
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Anyone think it’s strange that 2 restauranteurs who have been publicly critical of the Vic gov have been fined for maybe breaking rules but people that continually break the rules & are literally responsible for sending us back into lockdowns get a pat on the back? Coz I don’t
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Was gonna do a joke about how much Mumford loves snow but i refuse to stoop to that kind of level but it’s there for the taking
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What a game. Could not of scripted it any better.
Who gives a fuck what happens from here, greatest moment of my post Collingwood career as a pie fan.
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We may all not agree on footy, politics, religion etc but one thing we all can agree on is that Neale Daniher is one of Australia’s most inspirational people, his work to fight Mnd is incredible. Please buy a beanie if you can. Thank you ❤️.
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After just Waking up this morning I think Collingwood absolutely made the right decision to throw last nights game so it can win its next flag in front of its amazing supporters. A waste of a flag otherwise. Great work from such a selfless club
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Fair to say not the first time number 36 from Collingwood has tried to cover something up. Nice to see I left a legacy at the pies.
#floreatpica
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Congrats
@DThomas_39
on 250. Awesome achievement bro. Well done on a great career, now maybe celebrate with a drink after the game instead of before it... 👌🏻👌🏻.
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Guess the Dees should of focused on Carlton instead of Maynard all week. Might of helped
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Don’t worry Susie I’ll be back in a month with more shit for you to write about and try and use me to get clicks on your putrid work. Enjoy the next month cause I’m coming back funnier and worse than ever. 🖕🏻
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Serious question
@VictorianCHO
. I’ve got a 7month old who is due to go to school in 4-5 years. Do I waste any time in looking for schools for him or just buy a desk for home?
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1st day back for the pies today and I just went on a long exhausting 20min search for the remote. Found it. Not all heros wear capes.
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Some salty Essendon supporters out here tonight on twitter, your anger fuels me. Thank you. Makes me wanna be a better tweeter
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Looking forward to seeing all the Melbourne supporters opinion on that Pickett bump. 6 weeks you’d think. Keep that same energy you’ve had all week please
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We all have quiet nights I guess
On this night back in 2010, Swanny was kicking three goals from 39 disposals as we stormed into the Prelim with a 62-point win over the Dogs 😎
#FOREVER
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If you get caught lighting fires and committing arson in bushfire affected areas, scamming people out of their donation money or looting from people who are suffering from the fires well you shouldn’t go to jail you should just be set on fire 🔥
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Dustin you are something else.. what a human... enjoy it bro 💋
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I know the Essendon supports aren’t fans of mine so I’m not gonna say I’m happy they got flogged. It’s beneath me. Ya tried hard. Thankfully steve Smith was batting so we didn’t have to watch. I’m ready to drink some tears. Hashtag thirsty
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Clarkson may well be the best coach of the modern era but sheesh the dick sucking that is going on in the media surrounding him is incredible.
You’d think there is not another coach on the planet who has ever won a flag. He should hand out roses and Eliminate clubs 1 by 1.
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Looking forward to seeing who is gonna stand up and show some leadership for the crows this week and get corona so they don’t have to play and shut down the AFL
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Great half by the pies. Awesome job to silence the crowd cause of Geelong’s home ground advantage. I’m at the game and getting to Geelong didn’t take me as long as I thought it would
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Just went for a drive 14.8km from home and then turned around and came straight back, just cause I can. Back to living the dream down here. Thanks Brett 👍🏻
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When did the trend of booing the oppositions best player come in? Sore losers are fun to laugh to at
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If Australia was a sport well then Victoria hasn’t won a game, on the bottom of the ladder with all players requesting a trade and
@DanielAndrewsMP
has the full support of the board today and will be sacked tomorrow morning. 🤞🏻🤞🏻
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I miss the old days were you could be fat shamed and no one bat an eyelid. I enjoyed being in fat club, was a badge of honour knowing I was called fat and still better than 99.9% of footballers.
Ps. Still no apology from the HS about this.
PPS. I was All Australian this year
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Congrats on the 300 Heath. Only ratpack member to do it. Walk up hall of famer on and off the field. ❤️
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Listen we all know the pies have the most polite, respectful well mannered best behaved supporters in the league.. I hope this tweet inspires all other teams supporters to be better. @ me
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Happy grand final peeps!! Let’s hope we see Pendles lift the cup at the end of the day.. GO PIES!! Oh and if your gonna have a few beers today don’t drive home..
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Absolutely warms the cockles of the heart to see the boys trying to keep the ratpack spirit alive at the pies. Well done Jamie, well done 👏🏻
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Tiges pies at the G next Friday night Fark me there may be 150,000 there.. it’s gonna be enormous
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That's a wrap. To everyone that supported me through the ups and downs just know it meant more…
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Think the AFL need to record the umpires in the rooms after a game talking about who they are voting for.
Cause I’d love to know how the fuck they made some of the decisions the made this year.
And you’d get full transparency so we know there was no funny business going on
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Federer has to be the most universally loved athlete nearly of all time. Can’t think of many others who dislike him. 🐐 with Jordan, Brady and Jarryd Blair
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The fact that Larry bird decided to play left handed one night to save his right hand for The lakers 2 nights later and went for 47 14 and 11 has to be one of the greatest individual sporting efforts of all time and it goes wildly unmentioned. It’s bewildering
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Seeing as there is fuck all to do at the minute this weekend I will make my two best sides I played with. first team will be the best players I played with on the field and the second the team that the best off the field and the most fun around club/in locker room. Stay tuned
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Well if that’s not a sign the end is near for Victoria well I don’t know what is. This joint is on its last legs
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When ya wake up fresh and not hungover on a Sunday and the pies are also in the prelim
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Pies love nothing more than being hated and given no chance. Us against them mentality is real.
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If you are a pro sportsman or someone half famous that is newsworthy and having house parities tell your stupid fucking mates to stop posting pics of you on social media. They ain’t getting shamed in the papers and possibly suspended they just trying to be cool 👎🏻.
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The fact You still can’t take your dog out for a piss before bed at 9 30pm is embarrassing. How we are allowed to be treated like this for so long is disgusting. Anyone who thinks today is a victory has Stockholm syndrome
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One of the best things about Pendles’ career is the gap between his best and worst games is as small anyone who has played. Of the 350 of them he very rarely wasted one and that’s one of the reasons he is a legend of the sport. Most consistent elite performer I’ve seen
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How do I sign up to be the president of Victoria? I think I could do it
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how on earth are people defending and supporting George pell. I’d say he deserves to die but that would be too easy for him.. surely former PM’s are not. Fuck me and we laugh at American politics.
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Nothing better than watching an unbelievable game of footy on a Saturday night on your own, not being allowed to leave your house after the game to get some fresh air to calm down or just generally being able to live your life. Fucking awesome
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Can we just take a minute to think about the selflessness of
@CollingwoodFC
today by allowing both sets of supporters here in melbourne the ability to watch a close game before deciding to win it in the 4th qtr. how can you not love them. Looking after melbourne in a pandemic ❤️
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There is now clearly no doubt about it now that Dustin is the greatest big game player ever. Him and Jordan sit at the same table
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lol to all the Carlton scum bags booing Dustin. You’d all cum in your pants if he played for you
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Umpire 19 is a dead set cheat. Should be investigated this week
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I know it’s been said a million times but why Etihad stadium won’t shut the roof for all games is beyond me. It’s absolutely putrid to watch on tv.
@AFL
sort it out for fuck sake. Watching bulldogs suns is hard enough.
#itooktheunder
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Didn’t see the footy tonight but can someone tell me if port sang the song in the prison bar jumper tonight?
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I wonder if the afl will ever ban players playing dream team/supercoach as That also changes the outcomes of games by not passing it to certain players so they don’t kick goals, look more for certain players, ignore others.. can definitely change margins, total possessions etc
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Just got reminder in the calendar that tonight was the start of the
@CollingwoodFC
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How is my kitchen rules still on? They must of cooked every single dish on the planet.. this series has been on since I was 8
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To be fair he isn’t lying. We won’t see them numbers again. Time for a new watch maybe?
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