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Wendy’s Founder Dave Thomas Fan Account. #1 Jake Sully Fan! One of the hosts of the @WeezerBracket . I'm a real fuckin' dumbass!

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TOP GUN MAVERICK was so good that I showed up first thing this morning to enlist
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I often think about this story Lance Reddick told about working with Keanu on the newest Wick movie
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The funniest thing about the “Imagine” video is that it came out on like the third day of quarantine
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Chris Rock responding with “It was a GI JANE joke” is really fucking funny
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Paul Rudd went on Conan’s podcast and spent a good amount of time plugging an Audible series he created. It was five minutes into it that he set up an audio clip and I realized what he was doing…
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I’ve watched this five times. I am obsessed.
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That scene in ENDGAME where Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson wrestle to be the one that throws themself off a cliff seems to be happening irl this week
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4 years
There’s truly only one of us who is thriving with the mask on in public.
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Finest review I’ve ever read
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IS NO ONE INNOCENT???
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Literally can’t think of a funnier way to begin this article
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. @DUALIPA Dua Lipa, would you like to go the 25th anniversary release of STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE with me?
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There’s a scene in MARRY ME where JLo has her big realization and it takes place when she’s on Jimmy Fallon. There’s a shot that holds on her with Fallon in the background and you can tell he must not know he’s on camera because he turns and stares off into space for 30 seconds.
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Fuck yeah everyone is jacking it
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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is playing at the bar and there are multiple people completely entranced.
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THE BATMAN is 2 hours and 55 minutes long because there is a section where Batman takes and break and watches TOM & JERRY (2021). We sit in his private theater in Wayne Manor and watch it with him.
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Conan on the aftermath of his HOT ONES appearance. I about pissed my pants from laughing.
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2 years
I like Dune your mom
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Jerry Saltz
2 years
If you like both “Dune” and “La La Land” you have soft taste. Really, if you like either. Both means you lost the plot of what actual art - even bad art - might be. Xo
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“But I do LYLE, LYLE, CROCODILE just for me and only me.”
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Javier Bardem on picking his roles based on what his children want to see: "I do ‘DUNE’ for him, I do ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’ for her… and I get the paychecks for both." ()
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It’s been going on almost twenty years and I’ll never get tired of it
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3 years
lol okay
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Celebrate your annual THE LAST WALTZ watch by honoring the greatest clap back of all time
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I will never not laugh about the bozo LA LA LAND producer who had already figured out they lost and went ahead with his speech anyways
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2 years
Good for Michelle Williams but “I want to keep growing, and ‘Venom’ is an important step in my growth” is one of the funniest things a person has ever said
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Michelle Williams on #Venom2 : “Pretending that a monster is getting into your body and then taking over and leaving your body, that’s hard,” she says. “I want to keep growing, and ‘Venom’ is an important step in my growth.”
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2 years
Here it is!
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Paul Rudd plays Conan a clip from his upcoming scripted podcast 😉 #CONAF Check out the full episode here:
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2 years
Fucking Sherlock Holmes here in the comments
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Rudd does a really great job of selling it too. Says that Audible is a great way for him to pursue his own creative endeavors. Names Ken Marino and Adam Scott as cast members (completely believable).
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2 years
Happy Birthday to David Lynch. A man who my friend Mark walked by on a plane only to see him watching X-MEN: THE LAST STAND
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4 years
Hahaha my DC college roommate just sent me a pic of sullen Stephen Miller going to buy booze
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“I want to go see Lance.”
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Robbie Robertson did a lot of great things with his time on this planet but this burn is at the top of his accomplishments imo
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Fisher Stevens was on an all-time run in the late 80s/early 90s
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JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST
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7 months
FLOWERS OF THE KILLER MOON is a deeply depressing film… …that has the funniest line of dialogue I’ve heard all year.
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2 months
One of the all-time awful takes on here
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2 years
Weird to rewatch Seinfeld bc JS is a bad actor, Kramer isn’t all that funny & yet George and Elaine are the most hilarious, watchable actors/characters ever to appear on TV
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Could not be worse timing here
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Just the idea of Taika Waititi’s KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON is too evil of an idea to put out in the world
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3 years
Still the funniest thing to ever happen on here
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I watched that DiCaprio/Scorsese Letterboxd YouTube video and I swear to god there is a moment where Scorsese is dropping some insane film knowledge that almost no one else on this planet has and Leo goes “I recently rewatched WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and…”
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3 years
I lost my shit when I saw this photo
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8 months
A trailer so good that I forgive it for all the awful clones it inspired for the next decade plus
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1 year
Makes me tear up every single time I see it
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3 years
M. Night has nothing on this third act reveal
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2 years
I think about Morgan Freeman finally noticing Brad Pitt’s wine pour in SEVEN all the time
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“Wes is back!” I must have seen a different version of THE FRENCH DISPATCH than everyone else because that movie was a masterpiece
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2 years
This is one of the funniest tweets ever
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for real what’s going on here
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Sorry about the glare but I had to share this (BTW I think he knows he’s on camera…he just doesn’t know what the fuck to do)
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I like how there is a TV show starring Sean Penn and Julia Roberts and no one could give a fucking shit
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Legitimately one of the funniest moments ever
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3 years
"I don't like the robot anymore"
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A baby gender reveal party where you get either HBO Max or Discovery+
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The reason IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE is the best Christmas movie is because 90% of it is the sadness/melancholy we feel the entire season and the last 10% is the saccharine/sentimental aspect we all secretly yearn for
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3 years
One of the finest pieces of comedic acting ever
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2 years
My God, he’s holding them all hostage
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1 year
Tomorrow night— she wins it all
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Oscar Isaac went from playing around 25 to 50 in less than 8 years
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Two Jeremy Renner shows airing at the same time and not a single goddamn app to talk about them on
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OJ SIMPSON?!?!?!
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Every Shocking Cameo in ‘Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’
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THE BEAR feels like the first thing fully influenced by UNCUT GEMS
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One of the absolute best Bruce performances
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TOP 50 MOVIES OF THE DECADE 1. MACGRUBER 2. (who gives a shit)
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This is wild re: “Say It Ain’t So”
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*Trevor Noah watching MORBIUS* “Now this is what I’m talking about!”
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I think one of the reasons a lot of people rub against MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2 (a film I like) is because, aesthetically, it might be the most year 2000 movie ever made
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It’s insane how much natural charisma Johnny Knoxville has. The entire shabang wouldn’t work without him at the center.
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Hands down my favorite thing to happen in a movie this year. There’s no competition.
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My real favorite Scorsese
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Just a reminder that this is the first time Scorsese has worked with Jack Fisk as his production designer
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#KillersOfTheFlowerMoon will exclusively be in theatres from @ParamountMovies & @AppleFilms this October. It's a project I am proud of & I cannot wait to share it with you all. @lily_gladstone @johnlithgow
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Yeah, if you drop a 30 second clip from one of Bay’s Transformers sequels on here, it’s going to seem kind of insane and awesome. It’s when you watch the entire 2 hours and 40 minutes that you want to jump off a cliff.
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It’s kind of weird there is a Park Chan-wook show starring Robert Downey Jr. airing right now and now one I know is watching or talking about it
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2 years
Oh hell yes
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The Nicole thing is played out now but this costume is incredible
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Modern day television has broken everyone’s brain
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2 years
lol what if Reeve’s next Batman movie uses Pearl Jam?
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I haven’t seen the new season of TRUE DETECTIVE so I have no opinion on it, but there has to be classier ways of handling a season you defintely made money on than this
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5 years
Know how you can tell you are a sociopath? When you reply to creatives on Twitter like this.
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I miss Roger Ebert 😢
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No one could have guessed that NEW YORK, YORK would be the Scorsese that Joker 2 is ripping off!
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what a teaser
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RIP to real one Robert Morse. He had possibly the greatest sign off in television history.
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Oh no Sydney Sweeney is very boring
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I’m watching KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON with dad. “Who is that actor?” The actor was Robert De Niro
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Congrats to the new Oscar hosts!
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I've never seen SLEEP WITH ME but have heard about the Tarantino/TOP GUN scene for decades. Today is the first time I've been aware that he tells it to Todd Field.
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2 years
Honestly, the Oscars having to stop to award a Not Oscar to a Johnny Depp movie only a handful of people have heard of because his weird, stupid fans flooded the polls is one of the funniest things ever to me. It's really the only reason I want to watch that show now.
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Remember when Steven Spielberg remade WEST SIDE STORY and it was phenomenal?
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I can’t wait for the OPPENHEIMER episode of The Rewatchables where Bill says he’d recast Florence Pugh with Sydney Sweeney
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Nolan wearing a suit while riding a rollercoaster is peak Nolan
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New MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE is very good but they still haven’t taken my note to introduce Ethan’s long lost brother— Mike
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Anytime I need a pick me up, I watch this
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Thanks, Foot Locker
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Kanye’s return to Twitter could mean an album is on the way. 🤞
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I’m crying. So touching.
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It’s kind of forgotten now but when BATMAN BEGINS came out it felt like it was a modest hit. It seemed like Warner Bros. dragged their feet when it came to greenlighting a sequel.
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