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@lovedoveclarke
so good in theory but every single time someone tries this it turns into a cult
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@WrittenByHanna
men are like “the funniest joke is when a woman says she hates something and you do it immediately”
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@buggirl
there was a period when i was 4-6ish where my mom was genuinely scared i was Unwell bc i liked to pretend i was an ER doctor and all my patients (stuffed animals) flatlined and id yell WE’RE LOSING HIM bc i saw it on tv
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@_peachparfait
me at everyone in the replies showing you the ugliest, wobbliest, most faded/blown out tattoos to try and argue
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@voorhaze
sometimes the ethical thing is to hit your client w a rolled up newspaper and tell them no
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@TheSimCommunity
i like it but i am ABSOLUTELY gonna be confused as shit for 3-5 business days trying to use this
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caught my little dude preparing a sewing project. had to immortalize the moment in a lino cut 🪡 🐈⬛
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@superloafcat
so were you unaware of this or is this an intentionally bad tweet
@lyddi_b
@ClowningYouOops
@StarsArtBar
@hayxtt
@hasanthehun
military service is mandatory in israel, where she was born. it’s like calling an american man pro-military for signing up for the draft at 18 — they’re FORCED to do it. this is humiliating to witness lmao
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This Christmas tree was massive but I cropped the whole thing out because we’re too cute 😇
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@stareivia
@thechosenberg
i appreciate this reply. my obsessive/intrusive thoughts sometimes center on ppl close to me. i once had a multi-day meltdown bc my brain convinced me i actually hated my loved ones, therefore i’m probably secretly a murderer and will hurt them. it was based on NOTHING 😵💫
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@Pensulliwen
@CarribeanWolf
@LyndaObst
@nyasportschick
@samlucasss
I’ve never seen someone miss the point so bad
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@Grace27950750
@HollyConrad
@AtelierHeidi
@ProJared
She’s not sweeping it under the rug, she’s just not legally allowed to comment at this time bc that’s now a criminal investigation.
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@w0a0i0f
heard a guy at a bar say “what’s your moon sign” to a girl so i spun around in my seat, grabbed her, jumped through a closed window, then frantically told her i’d explain later but we had to get out of there while we ran through the streets
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@dustychipura
told my nephew (3yr) recently that it’s only okay for him to ask to look inside my mouth/other family-mouths and that he cannot do this at pre school lmao. he’s just really curious about the insides of mouths lately ?????
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looking at his gf vs looking at his Worst Enemy
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@Grace27950750
@HollyConrad
@AtelierHeidi
@ProJared
Idk I just think she’s being extremely careful with her word choices regarding the aspect of underage fans. If she’s feeling emotionally fragile enough to check herself into a hospital, the last thing she would need is to catch some charges for over-speaking on Twitter.
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@Isaiah__Hudson
@JohnHenryWUSA
@wusa9
hey for future reference if u don’t wanna be that guy, just Don’t Be Like That
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@ThethirdCraig1
@notbrandy
@Babyturkey8342
@TheCraftyZu
@kittynouveau
This thread is bonkers. “Cumming” does not inherently mean “ejaculating” when the person in question has a vagina. This sounds like conversations I had to have with male friends in hs
Source: owned a vagina for 28 years, had multiple long term relationships with other vaginas
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Tw self harm
If y’all didn’t hate Chrissy Teigen after the shit she said about Courtney Stodden, how about when she called ANOTHER young girl (Farrah Abraham) a “whore” and made jokes about Lindsay Lohan cutting her wrists? By the way she was almost 30 when she said this
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@KiddKrak
@h3h3productions
@DonaldJTrumpJr
turns out you can just say any words in any order and they don’t have to make any sense at all, huh??
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@redditships
I feel like I’m the only one here who thinks he didn’t do anything wrong??
He wanted to name a baby after his nana.
He got bamboozled into naming *someone else’s* baby after her.
So when he had his own child YEARS later he used that name.
Where is the problem??
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@lyddi_b
@ClowningYouOops
@StarsArtBar
@hayxtt
@hasanthehun
military service is mandatory in israel, where she was born. it’s like calling an american man pro-military for signing up for the draft at 18 — they’re FORCED to do it. this is humiliating to witness lmao
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@MoonBunniez
@grendelmenz
that’s like a really normal thing to do in any kind of intimate relationship lol
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@becboynton
@julesisjohnson
I’m laughing sm that you think he “duped” you 😭 the man put out a product and you enjoyed the product and that is the end of your connection to him. Google “parasocial”.
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Hello ladies I’m gonna get knuck tatts that say FARM LIFE
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oh, you’re slightly changing the plan we made?
you want me to be ready at a different time than the one i’ve been mentally prepared for?
why don’t you just fucking kill me huh? why don’t you just kill me? just shoot me right in my stupid face? huh? huh? why don’t you just ki
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@skyevgc
@alex_abads
they should play this clip for ppl in comas bc they will jerk RIGHT out of bed like uma did in pulp fiction due to the pure fucking fight or flight response
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got to see john mulaney last night and he literally interrupted his show for 10 entire minutes to ask me about rescuing disabled pigeons
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@literallysofie
stopppppp bc sometimes you did not even have to be asian for this to happen?? i knew a girl who just squinted a lot and her myspace name was “[name] is azn <333”
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Pretending to be okay when you’re not got left in 2017. We out here HURTIN and UNAPOLOGETICALLY TELLING PEOPLE HOW WE FEEL
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First full day without you. My house felt so empty. I wonder when it starts to hurt less
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@loverluvrlovr
@_peachparfait
the lines are solidly black (whereas half these tattoos have severe fading like they’re 10+ yrs old), no wobbles or blow outs, immediately recognizable character *chefs kiss*
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I FINALLY GOT A DOG!!! FINALLY!! ♥️♥️♥️ I get to pick her up tomorrow!!!
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@ashleeey99
This just in: living thing about to get tossed into boiling water, like, tries to escape? Who’d have guessed??
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@cammgodfrey
midge is pregnant because she took the helmet/lid/salad bowl off her belly and put the baby in it. pls educate urself :////
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@UnderwaterSquad
@skylarelixabeth
@Amusedbyalexis
Quick! Someone ask if the skeleton in the pic is ok!!!!! :((
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Constant, unwavering support and commitment. When we tell people we’ve been together 9 years w/o so much as a “”break”” they’re always shocked. We stay proving to people that love exists and that it doesn’t have to be the traditional monogamy w/ a picket fence and 3 kids.
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@nycdouche_
to be quite honest i don’t actually see what the problem is here bc he’s not blocking the aisle and he’s not in anyone’s personal space more than everyone else is on a cramped plane
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i cannot believe i moved into a mansion and i’m just in it smoking óuid and cutting my hair at 3am like i did in my first apartment i am so True To My Self
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it’s giving “i became a 👀 medical professional 👀 so i could continue my career as a high school bully into adulthood”
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Hi Internet, I don’t know if you’re the praying type or spiritual or w/e but it’s thanksgiving now and my first best friend and the person who raised me is gone. its 2:30 am and god I am just in agony right now. If you’re reading this just be with me somehow right now, please.
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@z_prosper
@c4ry_sux
@EwdatsGROSS
I mean you got 95 followers so chances are no one would see it even if you did 🤷🏼♀️
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@its_aphet
@superloafcat
yeah that bitch is brave af and i respect her. do you expect everyone to be able to do that? is “just go to jail lol” a viable option for everyone? hila left israel permanently the minute her service ended what do you freaks want?
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@emeriticus
i would literally rather die than broadcast this loudly that i am mentally stuck in high school
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1. Can we talk abt how Anthony is a foot taller than I am but we have like the same leg length
2. Look at my perfect ass
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@AnCumannach
@marinaxdove
ha ha oh my god we are living in hell. fuck. thank you for the info
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@Myweirdnormal
@racheybee_
@redditships
Who would have benefited from him going to the funeral? He said it was sad to him that the baby died, which is enough for me. Funeral wouldn’t have made him feel better, and he shouldn’t do anything to comfort the woman who lied to him in such a serious way. So why should he go?
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did you mean
i love happy and sweet gay representation in media but i also want to see two nasty bitches become so obsessed and codependent that they end up destroying everything and everyone including themselves
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Hey baby you ever get with a girl that wears your granny’s nightgown
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@redditships
And cheating is a shitty thing to do to someone, let alone cheating on them & getting pregnant, knowing your baby is potentially not his, & forcing him to be involved anyway via deception???
OP might have felt differently re: the first baby if he hadn’t felt so lied to?
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american traditional tiger thigh piece. it doesn’t cover my self-harm scars perse but they work together with the tattoo and i think that’s fucking tight. i can’t believe i get to have this art on my body til i die 🖤🐅
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we hired a house cleaning service today and oh my god when they made the bed they tucked in L,,,,
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Happy Mother’s Day I don’t know my mom anymore so I’m instead putting together a succulent arrangement for Anthony’s mom, who has treated me like her own kid since I was like 17
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@0utnthetwilight
@buggirl
I DID THIS TOO except i had recently learned what a cesarean section was so i’d cut them open to put a “baby” (see: smaller toy) in them, wait awhile, then cut them back open to deliver said baby 😭😭😭😭
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we could’ve had this if the two of them hadn’t been so busy beefin over who gets light yagami’s evil weiner next
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@SirFilthy1
So men dont know that a vag can be deeper more shallow squishier etc depending on where shes @ in her cycle??Bc this is so dumb I bout cried
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I sang complicated by Avril Lavigne at a karaoke bar last night and some dude loved it so much he bought me a drink after. The man hugged me nearly teary eyed and said he “hadn’t heard that song in 10 years”
Just doing my job and serving my country sir
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I am only on this planet for the sole purpose of being adored, drinking coffee and acquiring more houseplants
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@primusgendered
unless they pass incredibly well, cis men don’t acknowledging them as men (or even as people) — just as an “unfuckable woman/lesbian” to blend into their backgrounds totally unseen.
men consider “ugly” women furniture, and that’s how they likely see trans men :/
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Bout sick of you all thinking abusive people can “turn their lives around” and it even kind of fucking matters at all
When you get raped or abused u carry that shit until you die and ur never the same so frankly I don’t care if abusive ppl have “bettered themselves”
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I took these bc I was snapping my baby but I like them a lot so they can go here too 😘❤️
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@internetfairy
It was kind of a hidden tab so I literally had no idea it existed for EVER and then the first time I clicked it accidentally I saw the girl I had just broken up with talkin to ppl on there and I almost passed away
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I always feel weird posting my art here BUT here is my own Dumb Face drawn in
#Procreate
which I am starting to get the hang of
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Me and A Girl I Like did a shoot together and we just got the photos back, and um are you KIDDING ME 😭😭😭🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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i love being poly and having two partners lmao, one of them takes me into the woods and shares my love of taxidermy and the other one has long in-depth conversations w me about Tesla and politics, both of them kiss me good,and like wow, I Am Complete And I Want For Nothing :"-)
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@heIIdemon666
Sweetie he’s gay so he can reclaim an anti gay slur. I know it’s hard to believe but sometimes things are simple
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I look like I would exclusively take you on dates to thrift stores and coffee shops. Which is true
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@h3h3productions
ppl are in the replies saying “that doesn’t excuse (offensive thing she’s done)” and i’m sitting here squinting at this tweet looking for the part where you said it excused anything lmao
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