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just kidding and having fun
Joined January 2018
this year feels like being a dog begging for whatever’s being heated on the stove not realizing it’s a pot of boiling water
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My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏 Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. And always grateful for the support. Link below 👇
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Her writing is ok but her tantrums on twitter and instagram are breathtaking
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I’ve grown tired of asking. For the miracle to happen you have to not expect it
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oh you’re a weird little female pervert? really? name 5 instances where you were psychosexually humiliated by a failed courtship. I’ll wait
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(messaging girl i haven't talked to in a while) I am the feather that floats into your hand as you cross the street. (messaging guy i haven't talked to in a while) just saw a dog Explode
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Just left John Hopkins medical facility. A panel of cardiologists are doing a case study on my heart. Said they’ve never seen one this broken before. Keep me in mind today if you can✌️
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Zohran just called me and said that taking a photo of a cigarette in between your tabi toes is punishable by a $10k fine
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lol this has to be the best album cover from the entire early 2000s mall emo era
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