If anyone is interested in taking home their very own evil word document stealing creature, here's the google drive folder I've imprisoned her in: https://t.co/FWdIsFEdWn Just don't feed that thing after midnight, please

i havent been paying attention like at all for the past 4 months, but the guards have been re-added apparently so 10/10 we're so back

and like, if you wanna only ever watch the same stuff you already decided you liked when you were 10, whatever. but people start feeling like media critics or something on here and then act like this about literally anything that doesn't immediately appeal to them in every way

sidenote, it always bothered me that there were only two bad ingredients here when you had to select three in total, so you always had to choose at least one actually correct ingredient 😔 I wanted to make 100% disgusting irredeemable cupcakes, POLLY.

like "what if they think I'm being rude and snooty by using the divider" is a genuine thought that I have every time I go to the grocery store. this is why my heart rate spikes to near cardio levels every time I go out in public

woah the person from my irrational fears is real

someone did end up feeling called out and replying to this with really weird NSFW so beware if you're scrolling the replies to this 🙏🙏

when *I* respond negatively to a post, that's my based chad personal opinion. when someone else responds negatively to MY post it's the twitter hive mind coming to get me

a lot of the quotes on this are just "I attacked someone completely unprovoked and people defended them ☹️☹️"

i think this was either a result of or the cause for my deep hatred of playing musical instruments later down the line. i joined the orchestra in middle school and those were the worst three years of my life. i haven't played an instrument since I was 13 years old and I WON'T.

did anyone else hate this show with a burning passion as a child. it was so quiet and understimulating that having to sit and watch it for extended periods of time was worse than having nothing to do at all. everyone I know loved it but I would get annoyed just seeing it on

did every person who liked this also bookmark it?? are you like saving this idea for later or something 😭

idea that someone can just NOT like being scared. They just assume you're being childish about it for no reason. but why would I enjoy something that automatically overwhelms me to the same level as a heated argument or super loud surroundings that you can't be heard over would??

it's weird bc usually the instinct to hit someone from a jumpscare comes while you're still afraid, but for me it comes afterwards when my brain has already caught up to the fact I'm not actually in danger. and it sucks bc most people can't seem to wrap their heads around the-

i actually can't find anything online about it resetting the main plot but I'm so sure I remember them at the very least walking back jake and rose getting together, or Jake's friends finding out he's a dragon, or something?? I'm so sure there was some big unexplained retcon

the confidence with which I just typed "mike fight" and absolutely nothing else into google, expecting it to just know I was talking about deltarune. in a world where Mike Tyson exists

babe it's 12 am, time to scroll through your entire camera roll and relive the absolute worst moments of the past three years of your life

also worth noting I was 18 when this happened. still an age you can be groomed at but he wasn't much older than me and his victims were usually a lot younger from what I remember. i have no idea why he was messaging me but this is the last thing he ever sent me

that one hyperfixation that you're kind of worried might be the last thing you picture on your deathbed decades from now

I got this memory from my photos app and I was so sure I tweeted this photo with something like "this is their dynamic to me" and I was gonna qrt it to make fun of myself for making things up. but apparently I actually never did. so ig present day me is the one making things up

when the Interest reaches "explaining the plot to your parents" level 🤩🤩