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🌷Today we will celebrate a new moon 🌑 in Taurus ♉️
The energy 🟢 will be protective, sensual, and sweet🌹
Read your ☀️horoscope below for the 🌑♉️
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people on Earth: :(
the night sky:
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people on Earth: :)
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Jupiter: hey
Saturn: hey
Jupiter: let’s link up today
Saturn: it’s been 400 years
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A friendly reminder that the Universe does not care about capitalism
The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity
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Quit your job. Shave your head. Fall in love with a stranger. Live exactly the life you want. Happy Sagittarius season.
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Fleetwood Mac Zodiac
Aries: Angel
Taurus: Landslide
Gemini: Everywhere
Cancer: Sara
Leo: You Make Loving Fun
Virgo: Honey Hi
Libra: Seven Wonders
Scorpio: Rhiannon
Sagittarius: Storms
Capricorn: The Chain
Aquarius: Sisters of the Moon
Pisces: Dreams
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The number of galaxies in the observable Universe is 2 trillion. We are alive now in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way on Earth. Create peace.
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Cancer season is a beautiful time of year
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Therapist: Try to describe how you feel
Taurus: I can't
Therapist: Try
Taurus:
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PSA: Scorpio season is approaching. Stay hydrated. Lock your doors. Wear hot underwear.
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Love Zodiac
Aries: [mimics what you said]
Taurus: NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU
Gemini: ily conceptually
Cancer: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
Leo: ily?
Virgo: in fact, I love you
Libra: ly
Scorpio: would die 4 u
Sagittarius: fucking love you
Capricorn: hey
Aquarius: !
Pisces: ILYSM OMFG
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Can hold a grudge forever:
Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Cancer
Don’t care:
Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini,
Pretend not to care:
Pisces, Leo, Libra
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Cancers are out here saying "thank you" to their exes you can't make this up
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Harry Styles Zodiac
♈️: Lights Up
♉️: Canyon Moon
♊️: Watermelon Sugar
♋️: Adore You
♌️: Golden
♍️: Only Angel
♎️: Sunflower, Vol. 6
♏️: To Be So Lonely
♐️: Sign of the Times
♑️: Two Ghosts
♒️: Kiwi
♓️: Sweet Creature
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Lorde Zodiac
Aries: Tennis Court
Taurus: The Louvre
Gemini: Sober
Cancer: Supercut
Leo: Royals
Virgo: Green Light
Libra: Ribs
Scorpio: Hard Feelings/Loveless
Sagittarius: Glory & Gore
Capricorn: Still Sane
Aquarius: Liability
Pisces: Perfect Places
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Return your obsession with obsession
Aries
Taurus
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Capricorn
Lose interest after your obsession
Gemini
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
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And what about it
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Signs who sleep with their friends: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Pisces
Signs who marry their friends: Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Cancer, Taurus
Signs who sleep with anything: Aries, Scorpio, Aries, Scorpio, Aries, Scorpio
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Zodiac
Aries: God is a woman
Taurus: Into You
Gemini: Why Try
Cancer: thank u, next
Leo: Be Alright
Virgo: Love Me Harder
Libra: Bad Decisions
Scorpio: pete davidson
Sagittarius: Break Free
Capricorn: Greedy
Aquarius: no tears left to cry
Pisces: breathin
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Are you tired of crying, Cancers & feelings? Do you want glamour, big dick energy & success? 3 hours to Leo season.
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Norman Fucking Rockwell on repeat during Mercury Retro
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Mercury Retrograde & Cancer full moon. Ok good luck bye.
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Are water signs ok?
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Signs as types of Alcohol
Aries: Campari
Taurus: Red wine
Gemini: Tequila
Cancer: Brandy
Leo: Rosé
Virgo: Vermouth
Libra: Gin
Scorpio: Whiskey
Sagittarius: Champagne
Capricorn: Vodka
Aquarius: Absinthe
Pisces: White wine
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Signs that can say no:
Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Signs that should learn:
Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
Only fluent in their own language:
Gemini, Aquarius
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1st date
Cancer: do you want to sit inside or outside
Pisces: haha I don't care how about you
Cancer: haha I don't mind what about you
Pisces: haha I'll sit anywhere
Cancer: hahahahahah same
Waiter: so are you gonna sit the fuck down
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Pisces:
Cancer:
Pisces:
Cancer:
Scorpio: Who wants to endlessly flirt with fire signs, never sleep with them, respond to their texts once every 3 months and cause drama??
Pisces & Cancer: Ok mood.
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If Pisces people can survive living in the world every day so can you
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Most Likely To Major In
Aries: Pre-law
Taurus: Classics
Gemini: History
Cancer: Nursing
Leo: Drama
Virgo: Environmental Science
Libra: French
Scorpio: Poetry
Sagittarius: Dropped out
Capricorn: Finance
Aquarius: Undeclared
Pisces: Painting
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Hello to people falling in love & people alone in their rooms
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Best drama: Pisces
Best bitch face: Libra
Best tease: Scorpio
Best repression: Virgo
Best neurosis: Aries
Best seduction: Leo
Best secret: Sagittarius
Best liar: Capricorn
Best retaliation: Aquarius
Best diva: Taurus
Best manipulation: Cancer
Best illusion: Gemini
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Sun & the moon have been trying to hook up for 4.5 billion years. Don't give up on your crush.
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Full pink moon in Libra tonight. A color is a feeling is a place.
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Amy Winehouse Zodiac
Aries: Between the Cheats
Taurus: Cupid
Gemini: Wake Up Alone
Cancer: Tears Dry On Their Own
Leo: Valerie
Virgo: What Is It About Men
Libra: Rehab
Scorpio: Love Is A Losing Game
Sag: Back to Black
Cap: Me & Mr. Jones
Aquarius: Addicted
Pisces: Just Friends
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Scorpio: Why isn't anyone obsessed with me
2342342 people: We're in love with you
Scorpio: Wtf leave me alone I need space
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The Signs on climate change
♈️: save the earth
♉️: save the earth
♊️: save the earth
♋️: save the earth
♌️: save the earth
♍️: save the earth
♎️: save the earth
♏️: save the earth
♐️: save the earth
♑️: save the earth
♒️: save the earth
♓️: save the earth
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Libra season is here. May we all look as casually graceful as a Libra doing anything, even in the midst of a breakdown.
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Full moon in Sagittarius. Live your dream. Fuck the rest.
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When a Scorpio takes you back to their dungeon & you're ready to risk it all
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Autumn
Aries: every bird
Taurus: the smell of the trees
Gemini: wind wind wind
Cancer: some small fire
Leo: whatever the sun touches
Virgo: this forest of charm
Libra: limerence
Scorpio: & a dark sky
Sagittarius: or rain
Capricorn: real morning
Aquarius: the quiet
Pisces: stars
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Water Signs: I just want to get close to you
You: How close
Water Signs:
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2020 in Sagittarius: You’ve been dreaming of this time for a while now. A place to put your ideas down and make them real. If you listen to yourself this will be like a garden. You will need to be ok with a quick pace. Your courage will surprise you. You will love someone.
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Full moon in Cancer tomorrow. The time for nostalgia is over.
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Thankful for weirdos, freaks, poets, magic, our planet, everyone who still believes in radical love, peace & empathy, rock n roll, all animals, plants, planets & ghosts, art, astrology, people who make art, the indifferent and real Universe, oceans & sky, art, art, always art
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You could’ve had a bad bitch, non-committal
Help you with your career just a little
You're supposed to hold me down, but you're holding me back
And that's the sound of me not calling you back
Lizzo, Taurus
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Take bad photos of the moon don’t let anyone stop you
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You better wake the fuck up tomorrow morning & remember love is real
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When you’re waiting for him to text his mom for his birth time
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Mercury is no longer retrograde (until March 22). Send a late night sext. Yes now.
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Therapist: you crave stability but entertain chaos
Taurus: so
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Shoutout to everyone falling in love anywhere with anyone or anything at all
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The new moon is in Aries tonight. Don't be afraid to want exactly what you want.
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Gays as Drinks
Aries: Iced Coffee
Taurus: Iced Coffee
Gemini: Iced Coffee
Cancer: Iced Coffee
Leo: Iced Coffee
Virgo: Iced Coffee
Libra: Iced Coffee
Scorpio: Iced Coffee
Sagittarius: Iced Coffee
Capricorn: Iced Coffee
Aquarius: Iced Coffee
Pisces: Iced Coffee
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Therapist: are you ok
Pisces: are you
Therapist: this isn’t about me it’s about you
Pisces: we’re all connected bestie
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