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@christaylor_nyc

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Senior Correspondent, @Reuters ; Contributor @buysidewsj @aarp ; Marathoner x13; Dad x2. Personal finance guru. Jets fan. Mayor of Canadian Twitter

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Italy is going to invade aren’t they
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How it started How it’s going
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Newman!
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When direct deposit hits
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Since we’re talking about David Brooks’ meal choices again, let’s remember this classic
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Someone just explained Blackbird to Paul McCartney 👍
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Happy birthday @AprilDRyan ! The GIF that defines an era
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If you’re terrified of Penn Station, maybe you’re just not cut out for NY
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Congressman @Tom_Suozzi holding a press conference at Penn Station talking about the increase in crime: “I came here the other day and it was terrifying. I mean, it was really a scary environment” Suozzi took the train to get to this press conference today
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@SusanWaDC1 I was pointing out how silly it was for a troll to be explaining a song to the actual songwriter. You didn’t get that? 😆
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Never quite got the hang of standing normally, did he
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Someone just talked to legal
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Literally any dude on any Canadian ice rink would be happy to beat this fool to smithereens
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Matt Walsh: "You can never be fully manly on ice skates"
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@karenkho Let me guess what TV channel they watch - maybe one whose business model is terrifying old people
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3 years
Lord give me the brazen confidence of Cinnamon Toast Crunch crisis managers 😆
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Who had “succinct points by Joe Exotic” on their bingo card
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Happy birthday to my beautiful girl Biscuit 🐶 Whenever I have to leave her I’m a blubbering mess 😫 @beaglefacts
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Anyone tweets 10K characters and I’m blocking your ass
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4 years
Spotted in Jerz: A deer in a stream
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2 years
Happy birthday to a valued member of our Canadian NYC Gang, @AliVelshi ! I didn’t realize he had the same degree as me - religious studies!
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My grandfather’s cottage, which he built himself in 1949! Still standing!
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4 years
On behalf of Canada, fuck all the way off 🇨🇦
@globeandmail
The Globe and Mail
4 years
John Bolton offers to testify in Canadian court on Meng Wanzhou detention
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@nytimes @JuddApatow “The Bible: God and stuff” -by Bill Barr
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5 years
Not at all terrifying
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2 years
My kid took this shot. Wow
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Chris Taylor
4 months
I guarantee you can’t predict what this ad is for
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i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.
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I ain’t gonna lie, that one almost took me out But running Boston at 50 is something I’ll keep with me forever Thank you Boston for your kindness 🙏 @bostonmarathon #BostonMarathon #TeamTCS
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Chris Taylor
3 years
One of the better OLs, one of the better DLs, one of the better WR corps On behalf of the Jets, GTFOH
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PFF
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The bottom-5 rosters in the NFL, per @PFF_Linsey Do you agree?
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Chris Taylor
1 year
You know what time it is: Thanksgiving Haitian style Lambi, diri ak sos pwa, pintade, cabrit 🇭🇹 @LunionSuite
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4 years
In Flanders Fields, recited by Leonard Cohen #VeteransDay #RemembranceDay
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2 years
With guitar by a young Stevie Ray Vaughan
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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39-years ago today David Bowie album “Let's Dance” was released (1983) …
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“Then they gave me two first rounders!”
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6 years
Some of my American friends have expressed confusion about Canadian dressing habits. Let me explain: 1. When the weather is dangerous enough to kill you, we respect it and dress appropriately. 2. Until that point, everything is treated as summer 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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To get my Jersey card punched, I had to try a Taylor ham egg & cheese At @TownHallDeli
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Screenwriter, pitching: “So then we bring in a secondary character called Matthew Calamari!” Producer: “Get the fuck out of my office”
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Chris Taylor
3 years
Wait for it
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Can’t. Stop. Laughing…
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@60Minutes This sounds like it was written by Tom Friedman
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60 Minutes
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Prince Mohammed bin Salman is already the most dominant Arab leader in a generation. His reforms inside Saudi Arabia have been revolutionary. He’s emancipating women, introducing music and cinema and cracking down on corruption in a land with 15K princes.
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4 years
I apologize to all future historians who have to sort through this mess
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1 year
When people call you instead of emailing or texting
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👇Timestamp 2/5/20
@ChrisMurphyCT
Chris Murphy 🟧
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Just left the Administration briefing on Coronavirus. Bottom line: they aren't taking this seriously enough. Notably, no request for ANY emergency funding, which is a big mistake. Local health systems need supplies, training, screening staff etc. And they need it now.
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The world is 10 miles deep in shit right now and the #MetGala theme is “gilded glamour” lol ok
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1 year
lol no thanks
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3 years
Is he out of his mind? The most prisoners on the planet by far
@TomCottonAR
Tom Cotton
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We have a major under-incarceration problem in America. And it's only getting worse.
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Us oldtimers remember it as a station that used to play music videos
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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41-years ago today “MTV” launched (1981) …
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This young man is off on his first college tour, so lemme tell ya, time flies
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Chris Taylor
2 years
The arsonist and the firefighter agree that the house is burning down
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Jeff Sharlet
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This NYT headline is like the Mona Lisa of both-sidesism.
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5 years
This is literally perfect comedy. I wouldn’t change a frame
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What happened to Wolverine
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What kind of military formation is this @CAFinUS
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1 year
From the dude who said we would be at zero covid cases by April 2020
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Chris Taylor
2 years
Paul Sorvino, James Caan, Tony Sirico … what an awful stretch of losses …
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Paul Sorvino has passed away at the age of 83. Rest In Peace…
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Chris Taylor
4 years
Straight-up anarchy here in NYC
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Chris Taylor
9 years
In case you missed one of the greatest 16 minutes in U.S. sports history, here you go http://t.co/cDhe5DM9sp #USAvJPN http://t.co/En7jh6JLG3
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Chris Taylor
7 years
It'd be hard to come up with a tweet more disgusting and inhuman than this one
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Joe Walsh
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They resurrect their failed lawsuit against Remington. I'll just say it: Sandy Hook Parents: Your 15 minutes is up.
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Chris Taylor
3 years
Happy birthday to @ShaniaTwain , who holds the record for Most Canadian Moment for entering the Grey Cup on a dogsled in a snowstorm
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Jersey mornings @NJGov 🍂
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@sepinwall I was just there!
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Chris Taylor
3 years
Now here’s a real man, standing up for his child. Good for him
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Brian Tyler Cohen
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Watch this. Trust me.
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Chris Taylor
4 years
Since y’all blackballed @Kaepernick7 for raising awareness of this very issue, maybe sit this one out
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NYC is such a scary hellscape guys! Be careful out there!
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4 years
My sister is an ER doc and I couldn’t be prouder of her. Lord keep her safe 🙏
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3 years
Wow these @LAFC fans are legit
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@UberFacts Truman Show. What happens when he goes out the door??
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Chris Taylor
2 years
New recruits looking promising @CAFinUS
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When you have to wait another year for #NationalNewJerseyDay @NJGov
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Thoughts showing up at 3 am when I’m trying to sleep
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Collins just staked her career and legacy on Kavanaugh’s character and judgment Let’s see how that works out for her
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@David_Gergen @CNN @ACCooper Forgetting Gen X is the most Gen X thing to ever happen Thank you for this perfect tweet
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Chris Taylor
4 years
Any men weighing in on female likability should be shot straight into the sun
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Jeremy Barr
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Bret Baier: "Was she likable tonight?" Karl Rove: "If she was trying to, she failed at it."
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@RexChapman Best part of that movie:
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Chris Taylor
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For Canadian kids in the 70s this was our Citizen Kane
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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45-years ago today “Slap Shot” premiered in theaters (1977) …
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I would listen to a housing podcast with @iamcardib
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Interest rate is going up in two weeks ,rent is over the top high ,and there’s no inventory on homes …WTF-_-
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Porky’s? Really?! 😆
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Vancouver
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Gemini szn not so bad in retrospect, was it?
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Cancer season literally breaking everyone 3 days in
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I’d like to apologize to @nyjets DC Jeff Ulbrich. After last year I thought he just didn’t have it. My bad buddy, you’re invited to Thanksgiving
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@BenjaminCrew1 I remember howling at this one for 15 minutes once
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Happy birthday @ChrisEvans ! His thoughts about anxiety are very helpful
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The Hunger Games universe of fashion-conscious elites and a suffering population is hitting a little hard right now
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Of course the writing and acting is amazing, but let’s also give credit to an absolute banger of a theme song #Succession
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Chris Taylor
3 years
I almost forgot it’s Canadian Thanksgiving! Have fun eh! 🇨🇦
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EXPLAINING CANADIAN THANKSGIVING TO AMERICANS
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Chris Taylor
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Taking this cat’s energy and focus into Thursday
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Timeline cleanser...
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Breaking news from the Financial Times
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Chris Taylor
3 years
Relentless bullying of a woman is not a harmless “opinion”
@MrsSOsbourne
Sharon Osbourne
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. @piersmorgan I am with you. I stand by you. People forget that you’re paid for your opinion and that you’re just speaking your truth.
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Chris Taylor
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The optics of saying this at Sun Valley: Perfection
@QasimRashid
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
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Disney CEO Bob Iger—who makes $27M/year—complains that writers & actors aren't realistic in their demands, refuses to answer what’s unrealistic, & admits a strike will be devastating. Yes—that’s how strikes work. That’s why they’re effective. Pay Workers
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Happy birthday to the Cool Pope @Pontifex !
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Chris Taylor
2 years
If only this could have been foreseen
@evanmcmurry
Evan McMurry
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LATEST: At least four U.S. cruise ships are reporting COVID-19 outbreaks, leading to them being denied entry to or turned away from foreign ports.
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@JuddLegum @matthewjdowd Says the man with the imaginary glasses
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