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It is wrong to compare Josh Hawley to Hitler. Hitler was a published author.
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I have never heard Trump be passionate and engaged about saving lives during the pandemic as he does trying to steal the election.
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This man has no heart. He has no ability to comfort. He has to find something he thinks is incredible like travel speeds to the hospital. He has no empathy. He can not help. Our President does not have normal human emotions.
President Trump visits hospital where Florida school shooting victims are being treated
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It’s easy to resign after you have gotten everything you have wanted. Then you can pretend you haven’t supported evil the whole time.
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Tonight will reveal where we all think the line is comedically.
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Shelly Long was way funnier than you.
I’m voting for
@realDonaldTrump
because he’s NOT a politician. I voted for him 4 years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. He gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. There you have it folks there you have it🙄
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I don’t remember having to hide in the house for a year in 2009.
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If Steve Bannon is at the New Yorker festival I am out. I will not take part in an event that normalizes hate. I hope the
@NewYorker
will do the right thing and cancel the Steve Bannon event. Maybe they should read their own reporting about his ideology.
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This hacky, unfunny, shallow routine is just a symptom of how people are afraid to feel empathy. It’s much easier to laugh at our most vulnerable than to look at their pain directly & show them love and concern. Louis CK is all fear and bitterness now. He can’t look inward.
“You’re not interesting cause you went to a high school where kids got shot.” - Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in leaked audio of comeback show
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Do we really need cruises? Aren’t they just giant garbage dumps polluting our oceans? Why are we so worried about them and not building better hospitals and schools? It’s not worth killing the oceans to get free buffets.
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The President has dementia. That is why he takes tests for dementia. He brags about doing well on dementia tests. That is a sign of dementia. Letting tens of thousands of people die and not being concerned is also a sign of an unwell man. He needs to go. Immediately.
We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!
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Pure racism. Shame on anyone who supports him. That is a vote for hate.
Trump mispronounces Kamala Harris's name, which he repeats numerous times like it's an incantation or something
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Please shut the fuck up!!!! Please for once in your life shut the fuck up!!!!! We all need one moment of peace you spoiled, self involved idiot. Take a nap! Change your sheets! Eat a non poisoned Big Mac - just take a fucking break for a moment! Give us that gift!
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
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This is who he is. Always keep this in mind.
Less than a month ago Trump told a reporter take his mask off.
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People should never stop retweeting this.
We mashed up
@BarackObama
’s Bin Laden speech with
@RealDonaldTrump
’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing
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Kathy Griffin is a great person who made an error in comedic judgment. She is not a climate denier trying to take away people's healthcare.
You can hate what Kathy Griffin did, but here's why you should defend her anyway.
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It feels like we all witnessed the murder of 160 thousand people today. We always knew that he had been warned. He knew what to do to save people and he chose not to. When he says he doesn’t want to panic people he means Wall Street. It’s all money-not lives to him.
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Remember when your dad killed hundreds of thousands of people and used false information to start a war? We are still in that war.
I am monitoring the situation in Iraq closely and praying for our men and women in uniform. The Iranian regime has made a grave miscalculation by launching these attacks.
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Please retweet this. Never stop. This is proof of how bought and paid for all of these people are. The worst of humanity. They are selling our country down the river. It’s as corrupt as it can be.
Republicans' mind-blowing hypocrisy in their attempt to attack the media, everyone:
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I guess we won’t be shooting movies and TV in Georgia anymore if this moves forward.
Banning abortion before women know they are pregnant is absurd, unconstitutional, unscientific and cruel. We will fight these bans and protect every women’s constitutional rights wherever they live.
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HE LIED!!! Why won’t you say it!! What is this “reversed his position” nonsense? Why do you soften the madness of this compulsive liar by calling lies reversals of positions??? !!!!!!!! A President who can’t stop lying is a big fucking story!!!!!!! Don’t hide it.
Breaking News: President Trump reversed his position on a payment to the porn actress Stormy Daniels, confirming that he reimbursed his lawyer for it
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Yelling at the kids he placed there to make him look like he cares about kids.
Ron DeSantis is scolding students for wearing masks in Florida.
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All to sell shoes and cars.
Kanye West and Elon Musk are treating the most consequential election of our lifetime as a joke - consequences their money will shield them from.
We’re sick of being trolled by oversized egos.
Step up in a meaningful way to help us defeat Trump or sit down quietly.
#2020Vision
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If the idea of
@realDonaldTrump
being able to text you isn’t enough to get you to register and vote then I don’t know what the fuck to tell you.
Next Thursday, FEMA will do its first test of a system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones.
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Trump is about to release his list of favorite sandwiches from Arby’s.
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I begged Paul to not do this when he was promoting This Is 40 because we needed the real clip shown and the push. He said ok. Then he did it anyway. I respect that now. Lifelong commitment to bizarre jokes is rare and should be admired by all citizens.
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Why would anyone show respect to Fox News after all the hate they have spewed? Why is it odd to be clear about that? Words like Fuck don’t matter. Promoting the abuse of immigrants matters. Helping corrupt politicians matters. Jacking up hate matters.
Robert De Niro when asked about potentially being attacked by Fox News: “Fuck ‘em, Fuck em.” 😭😭😭
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Hey
@DonaldJTrumpJr
- we don’t have A religion. Our entire country is based on that fact. It’s why the country was created.
Donald Trump Jr complains about how the US has 'exported the American dream' to countries that "hate our religion"
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The President bragged about watching pageant contestants undress. After his wife had a child he cheated on her with two women the same weekend. He called many countries shitholes, bragged about grabbing the pussy and his ex wife accused him of rape. He joked about dating kids.
“The President has tremendous moral standards.”
-Kellyanne Conway
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Never forget this.
Here’s video of
@realDonaldTrump
claiming he helped look for survivors & clear rubble on 9/11. He didn't. He was lying.
#NeverForget
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You wanted to ask a question out of order. You don’t get to rewrite the rules on the fly. You got your five minutes. Enjoyed your lying though.
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Fred Willard could not have been funnier. He was pure joy. And the sweetest person you could ever meet.
News started to trickled in a little while ago that actor/comedian Fred Willard has passed away at the age of 86. From Anchorman to Best In Show Fred was hilarious in anything. Anytime you saw him on screen you couldn’t help but smile.
#FredWillard
#RIPFredWillard
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This is really well done and hilarious and funny and terrifying it even needed to be made.
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I can’t make This Is Fifty because Paul Rudd looks like it was three months since This Is 40.
Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time.
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I thought the next generation was the one who was going to save us all.
“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings.
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No
@Netflix
no. Don’t make me have to call every director and show creator on Earth to fight you on this. Save me the time. I will win but it will take a ton of time. Don’t fuck with our timing. We give you nice things. Leave them as they were intended to be seen.
Netflix might be planning to roll out a feature that allows users to binge at higher speeds
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Pocahontas is cool? Nazi’s are good people is cool? Mexicans are rapists is cool? Africa is a shithole is cool? Grab em by the pussy is cool? Gotcha.
.
@IlhanMN
tweets were a disgrace & her apology was inadequate. Anti-Semitism has no place in the United States Congress, much less the Foreign Affairs Committee. Those who engage in anti-Semitic tropes should not just be denounced, they should face consequences for their words.
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Bob Saget was so kind and when you spent time with him he made you laugh hard. He loved to be funny and he was hysterical. He was also there for everyone. A beautiful soul.
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Why don’t people care that the President can’t read and has no ability to take in information? This has been normalized. No one can run a country when they can’t read or have no interest in the knowledge it takes to make decisions.
He’s compromised in more ways than one:
“The officials ... describe futile attempts to keep his attention by using visual aids, confining some briefing points to two or three sentences, and repeating his name and title as frequently as possible.”
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Cases only rose 647 percent since last week. I guess now is the time to open it all back up.
Trump, when asked if Fauci agrees with reopening the country: "He doesn't not agree."
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You are a liar and have sold your soul to awful people. You know the right thing to do. He humiliates you in meetings. Stand up and walk away. Do the right thing.
We do not have a policy of separating families at the border. Period.
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She was thrown out because she is a proponent of hate and corruption. Maybe their religion mandated it.
Sarah Sanders says she was thrown out of Virginia restaurant because she works for Trump
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This fucking idiot forgets that every person in this country is the descendant of someone who had to arrive here and assimilate. They didn’t all arrive as lawyers and CEO’s of oil companies. They arrived with nothing. Register to vote. We can dump them all if you vote!!!
John Kelly: Vast Majority of Undocumented Immigrants 'Don't Have Skills,' Would Not 'Easily Assimilate'
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Why aren’t people flipping out about this? He is trying to hide the bodies.
Just like we thought - Coronavirus data has disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC
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Just suspended? Why not fired? When you admit to hating people you are hired to protect you should be fired.
@qedigiv
@realDonaldTrump
Jasper police officers suspended for 'white power' hand symbol in post-arrest photo
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Murder
Trump: When you do testing to that extent, you’re going to find more people. You’re going to find more cases. So I said to my people slow the testing down please.
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This must be retweeted by all of Earth.
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this video of Trump inexplicably putting his water bottle on the floor, and Pence immediately doing the same for no reason whatsoever.
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The world can fuck off now. I am going to get a quesadilla. This is the research I have waited my entire life for
Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death from any cause, according to new research.
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It’s really painful to have a President who truly has no compassion. He is right out of a horror movie. When he is finally gone people will speak much more openly about what a monster he is.
This is his first comment on the death of the two young children.
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There is no scenario where prison is not in his future.
@ProjectLincoln
@realDonaldTrump
It was Jr.
Jr initially called them to go after Kamala in McCallen Texas. Kamala, a United States Senator.
Have some fun, he said.
White House request.
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That is clearly a man eating ear wax.
All this talk about Don McGahn and not one thing about him eating something from his ear in front of 20 million people
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He has a type he rapes?
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He didn’t spar with her. He disrespected her and your entire profession. Why soft sell it? Or is Les Moonves earning his advisor money on this one?
As tensions between the Trump administration and the press continue, the president sparred with ABC correspondent Cecilia Vega in the Rose Garden today.
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This is what he is thinking about. He could visit a hospital or console a family. But this is where his energy goes. He needs to be impeached. He is corrupt. He is not smart. He is mentally incompetent to handle this moment.
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We started trading with China in the hope that they would be enticed by our freedom but what happened was we became addicted to their money and traded our freedom for it.
Netflix CEO on taking down episode of Hasan Minhaj show in Saudi Arabia: "We're not in the truth to power business"
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Howard Dean made an odd noise in a loud room and was crucified. Hillary got sick like anyone would who was working so hard and they tried to say she wasn’t healthy enough to be President. Trump has a manic breakdown and it’s just another Trump Thursday.
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“Have died.” Shame on you. This is like calling Trump’s lies “factual innacuracies.” Please tell me an intern is running your twitter feed.
Dozens of Palestinians have died in protests as the U.S. prepares to open its Jerusalem Embassy
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You are inspiring the world!
When haters go after your looks and differences, it means they have nowhere left to go. And then you know you’re winning!
I have Aspergers and that means I’m sometimes a bit different from the norm. And - given the right circumstances- being different is a superpower.
#aspiepower
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China has concentration camps with as many as two million people there and so few people dare mention it that it becomes a news item when I do. Shouldn’t everyone mention it? Just as a human being doesn’t it destroy you to know this is happening? Learn about it. Research it.
Judd Apatow Calls Out Hollywood Censorship in China: ‘They’ve Bought Our Silence with Money’
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Hundreds of thousands of people are dying. This is nonsense. He is not the answer to the problems of this country. He will get attention because the news is now also entertainment so they will give him tons of airtime which makes it real and dangerous. He should be ignored.
So I spent four hours talking with
@kanyewest
yesterday, his first interview since his Fourth of July Tweet declaring he’s running for president in 2020. We covered a lot of ground….(1/x)
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Tarantino also ignored Daryl Hannah’s complaints when she was harassed by Harvey Weinstein.They kicked her off the press tour.Nobody helped her. And now Tarantino is going to make a movie about Polanski. Why is someone financing this? This is why Weinstein wasn’t stopped. $$$$
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So I guess we won’t see you golfing till the pandemic is over?
Because of my strong focus on the China Virus, including scheduled meetings on Vaccines, our economy and much else, I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the
@Yankees
on August 15th. We will make it later in the season!
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Exactly!
Why do I support cancelling student loan debt for 45 million students? Because we canceled trillions in taxes for 600 billionaires. That's why.
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I have tried to not post - to take a pleasant short break- but I will interrupt it to say
@realDonaldTrump
is the worst of humanity and if you are not actively registering friends to vote and making sure you are registered you are supporting his hate. We can end this so easily.
UPDATE:
@realdonaldtrump
's Mar-a-Lago club is now asking to hire *61* foreign workers for the coming season. They just posted an application to hire 21 foreign cooks, who'll be paid slightly less than last year.
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Who reads this and thinks he shouldn’t be removed today? Any politician who supports this madness on either side should be voted out of office. Impeachment vote should happen immediately.
As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over...
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Trump is so demented that any Republican who doesn’t go hard against him should pay for it for the rest of their lives.
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It’s always so odd that advertisers pull ads from programs and not the entire Fox network. They are the ones who support this cruelty and propaganda. The network should be shunned.
More companies pulled after her “apology” - another hypocrite using religion for their own purposes.
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What I find most shocking is who we don’t hear from at this terrifying time. Think about all the leaders in business, celebrities, artists, military veterans, teachers, politicians, doctors and citizens that aren’t screaming to the rooftops about Trump’s abuse of children.
Trump explicitly argued for undocumented immigrants to be robbed of their due-process rights when they enter the country
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F this idiot. There is no way to watch this and not be disgusted to your core by this awful human being. Try. Give it all you have. If he doesn’t lose in a landslide then there is something wrong with our country and the human race. Madness.
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Those gates are really holding back the masses.
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Your children wouldn’t be citizens.
So-called Birthright Citizenship, which costs our Country billions of dollars and is very unfair to our citizens, will be ended one way or the other. It is not covered by the 14th Amendment because of the words “subject to the jurisdiction thereof.” Many legal scholars agree.....
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The NRA owns you. You don’t take simple, logical steps to save lives because you want their money. You are an evil man.
School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!
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The amount of joy Tim Conway brought my family as a child was immeasurable. The man was pure comedy. Riotously funny. I finally got to see him work when he guest starred on The Larry Sanders show and he was all I dreamed he would be. As kind as he was funny. He will be missed.
Actor and comedian Tim Conway, best known for his work on "The Carol Burnett Show," has died. He was 85.
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Please watch this. And if you aren’t disgusted by him and you continue to trust him then there is something seriously wrong with you.
@WhenWeAllVote
@letamericavote
@RockTheVote
Here’s video of
@realDonaldTrump
claiming he helped look for survivors & clear rubble on 9/11. He didn't. He was lying.
#NeverForget
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He has always promoted hate. He planted so many seeds. We need to vote out the
@gop
who support all of this and never renounce his madness.
I promise you that I'm much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz - I mean Jon Stewart
@TheDailyShow
. Who, by the way, is totally overrated.
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I remember when she bulled Obama and questioned his citizenship. I remember when her husband bullied her publicly over and over by cheating constantly and denying it even though there is paperwork.
Melania Trump says she's the "most bullied person in the world"
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This man is allowed to arrest people. This is batsh*t nuts. Terrifying. How does he not lose his job today?
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He makes it hard to write comedy. Everything he is and does is something all comedy writers would have thought was too broad and insane in the past. He will change how idiotic villains are written in the future. If we have a future.
Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life trying to find a funnier bit and you’d die a failure.
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Trump made plans to seize voting machines. Seems like a big deal. No? Ok.
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You created this. You could solve this in two minutes with a call. You are evil. Some things in life are simple. Thank God for the limits to the human lifespan.
The Democrats are forcing the breakup of families at the Border with their horrible and cruel legislative agenda. Any Immigration Bill MUST HAVE full funding for the Wall, end Catch & Release, Visa Lottery and Chain, and go to Merit Based Immigration. Go for it! WIN!
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As a young man I would have dreamed of an apartment like this one. Look at that sweet flat screen! The guitar! The moldings!
psa if youre a shit talking director make sure to mute ur shit on zoom mtgings
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Trump says Biden did nothing in 47 years. Tell that to 24 million people who have healthcare. Remember when we could relax and sleep at night. Trump ruined the economy, divided the nation and got hundreds of thousands of people killed in four years.
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This is what
@realDonaldTrump
doesn’t want you to read because if he doesn’t have the immigration issue to run on he loses his big wedge issue. So he will harass immigrants just for political gain. What’s more evil than that?
Trump Administration report shows refugees added $63 billion to US economy over the past decade. Trump White House then killed the report they ordered and demanded it be manipulated to only show costs and not profits.
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Who would have ever imagined these people would ever commit violence and mayhem? There was no precedent for something like that.
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People need to watch the hate and rage in Stephen Miller as he answers questions from Chris Wallace. He is unhinged and clearly an evil force in this world. If he has to scream at Chris Wallace on
@FoxNews
imagine what he says in private about these issues.
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Where is the loud national campaign to help them locate their parents?? Shouldn’t they promote a web site showing all of the kids so the parents can find them? Have you ever heard Trump mention this or show any concern?
Breaking NBC: Lawyers say they can't find the parents of 545 migrant children separated by the Trump administration.
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Watch this!
Sen. Menendez attacks Sec. Pompeo as hearing wraps: "If Pres. Obama did what Pres. Trump did in Helsinki, I'd be peeling you off the Capitol ceiling."
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Anyone who deals with “people” deserves a raise. A giant raise.
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Let’s donate to
@TheDemocrats
tonight and flip the Senate! Let’s get rid of Mitch McConnell. Donate to
@AmyMcGrathKY
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Back then mass murders were so rare that we talked about him for almost 50 years. Now we can’t remember the mass murders of last week. We are moving in the wrong direction.
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In a few months it will be cheaper to rent and a few months after that it will be on HBO and a few moths after that you will be able to buy it at a gas station for a dollar.
Sad to see "King of Staten Island" costs $20 to rent, significantly more money that it would cost to see it in a theater even in NYC. Hmm, do they think that's gonna sell?
@PrimeVideo
@JuddApatow
@alamodrafthouse
I guess some folks will rent it. I was excited to see it, but...
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The republican fear of information and debate. Followed by a cowardly exit. America in microcosm at a comedy club. Well handled by Ariel who is clearly funny and strong and knows what she’s doing out there.
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