Chris 🏳️🌈
@chrispaget1
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Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 👨⚕️💊🎹 🇳🇴 🏃🐶🎮 📺 and general geekery.
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Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome
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When you see another table get their food first even though they ordered after you
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@deadeyebrakeman
1. When she put that fork in the blender whilst it was still on my soul nearly left my body
2. You’re going to make pasta from scratch (using pasta 🙄) but can’t be bothered to make a basic-ass tomato and basil sauce?
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Thought for the morning:
How would Nadine Coyle pronounce furlough?
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O”
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I grew up on these streets
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@HartlandJoseph
God forbid there are those starting adult learning sessions with “hello boys and girls”. It’s not Rainbow, Geoffrey.
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I realise pharmacy humour is a hard sell but anyone for some… minioncycline?
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From now on it anyone ever asks me what I do for a living I’m sending them this
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Went to the book shop and asked the shop assistant for a book on turtles. “Hard back?” she said. I replied “yes and tiny little arms” 🐢
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Exclusive footage of the aftermath following today’s catastrophic events for the Tory Party shows yet more infighting
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Don’t know about you but I prefer the taste of onions after they’ve done at least a few years of jail time
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“Hi, I’m Chris the Pharmacist. Did you mean to prescribe co-amoxiclav for this penicillin-allergic patient?”
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“Hi, I’m Chris the Pharmacist. Did you mean to prescribe co-amoxiclav for this penicillin-allergic patient?”
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What’s the best cover version of a song you’ve ever heard?
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With each passing day these two are looking more and more like villains from a Road Dahl book
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Anyone else had their phone on silent/vibrate for so long that they don’t actually know what their ringtone is?
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#MedTwitter
if you could teach someone only one thing from your speciality what would it be?
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In the league of unfortunate pharmaceutical brand names this has to be near the top:
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I can honestly say I've never seen two identical Yorkshire puddings let alone 24. They're like tasty snowflakes
#gbbo
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I feel like I’m the only person that actually enjoys lebkuchen?
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Hands up if you learned joined up writing using these beauts 🙋🏻♀️
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What Gina Coladangelo saw in the seconds before *that* picture
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Now all they need is a pea-green boat and a five-pound note
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I share this every year but my best
#NationalComingOutDay
memory will always be coming home the day after telling my grandparents to find gay porn magazines on my bed that my Nan had bought “just in case I wanted them” 🙈
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Since moving to Manchester I’ve thought about doing drag but sadly I don’t have a Wigan address.
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The look every baby gives a healthcare professional when they come within two metres of them
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Having a bit of a nostalgic day - anyone else learn to read with these?
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You’re not officially a hospital pharmacist until you’ve been blamed for delaying a TTO that hasn’t even been written yet
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There is a difference between “loving” someone and being “in love” with someone.
If you’ve been in love before, what’s one thing you learned from the person you loved the most?
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So apparently you’re not meant to wet the toothbrush before or after putting the toothpaste on as it reduces the adherence of the paste to the teeth and makes it less effective. Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?
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Anyone else finding the quality of their sleep has deteriorated massively?
Always been a bit of a morning zombie but this is ridiculous 🧟♀️
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gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just bren from dinnerladies
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I know we’re meant to hate his character and all but I still can’t get over how beautiful James Norton is
#happyvalley
#happyvalley3
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@davidicke
Correction: people who fail to vaccinate their children due to charlatans spouting ill-informed, hysterical, non-evidence-based nonsense kill more kids than measles
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Bought lunch from the hospital WHSmith. Suffice is to say I will be taking out a second mortgage
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This rainbow chonky boy is Final Fantasy summon we all need and deserve ❤️
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RIP Alesha (2003-2020)
You naively think childhood pets will somehow live forever and even though you secretly know they won’t it’s still always a shock.
Times like these you wish you had more pics. Luckily those I have perfectly show the sassy little miss I knew and loved 🐈⬛❤️
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Intensive Claire may be the best healthcare-related drag name I’ve heard in a very long time
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Dr Cream the Consultant Endocrinologist. Could have been a Dermatologist but she didn’t apply herself enough
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Well looks as though the final is going be like choosing between two shades of magnolia to paint the boardroom with
#theapprentice
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Getting your trainer caught in the treadmill groove... unfortunate.
Coming off the treadmill at a decent speed... painful.
Having the treadmill pull your shorts and underwear down as you fall... priceless.
Not sure if my knees or dignity are in a worse shape
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Also being the brown-nosed geek who was allowed to take the register 🤓
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Now that Shakespears Sister have reformed can we please have a Dickens Daughters reunion?
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In case you needed any further convincing how amazing
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Covering Garth Brooks “The Dance” and bringing him (and me) to tears
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Me: *lets phone ring twice* Oh they’re not answering, too bad *puts phone down*
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Straw poll: have you ever had to visit A&E/ED as a patient?
(if you’re brave/willing enough to say why below, please do so!)
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When you make a snowflake in the image of your work colleague and it ends up looking like Linda LaHughes 🤦🏼♂️
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Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go 😩 For anyone who's interested I am Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy and just a bit Sneezy
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