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Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ’Š๐ŸŽน ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ“บ and general geekery.

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Chris ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome
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Tonightโ€™s prize task is โ€œbest internet clapback to a #Taskmaster-related commentโ€
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Usagi what is this behaviour?
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Me quiero morir Hastamorir
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Regresa a la forma humilde que te mereces
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Elsa after Farida did her make up #bbuk
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George ecstatic about the cabbage he ordered on the economy shopping budget #bbuk
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Critical thinking
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Thrilla the Gorilla
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What never came back after the pandemic?
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Josh Trebach, MD
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๐Ÿ‘‹ medical toxicologist here and I am begging people to not take this gas station โ€œwellnessโ€ drink want to know why?? ๐Ÿงต
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@satelliteangeI
bry ^_โˆ’โ˜†
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middle aged white women that got the vaccine in 2020:
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jack
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I literally canโ€™t stop iโ€™ll never stop
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There is absolutely no shame playing on story mode as an adult. I have little time to game as it is - Iโ€™m not spending it getting so annoyed I end up rage quitting and never playing it again.
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Nostalgic Gamer
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A gaming opinion that has you like this...
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Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. None of them were called Mark or Spencer. I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
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@camruined
cameron ๐Ÿฉน
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British people now that the rain has hit but the heat has stayed:
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@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
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The two possible outcomes of planning to exercise: 1. Actually exercising 2. Spending the whole day sitting on the sofa while dressed in gym kit until itโ€™s time to go to bed
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@BRATTYBARBl
teen-sil town๐ŸŽ„
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No one Walking Primrose:
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teen-sil town๐ŸŽ„
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Patsy Palmer hearing she was up for eviction
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A sense of impending dread, millennial guilt. Anything else? ๐Ÿ˜‚
@Matt_Pinner
๐Œ๐š๐ญ๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ซ
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Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?
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Selfies in 2015 Selfies in 2025
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Alfie โ˜€๏ธCommissions Open (3/5)
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8 months
Gonna tell my grandkids this is Slipknot
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The Appalachian Podcast
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When suburbanites leave the cul-de-sac๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/sTPyrF5LeR
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Ema
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Pirate morning routine
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Nutrition Doc
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I give up. Gastro trainees being taught at a *regional* meeting that albumin is a marker of nutrition. Archaic. Wrong. Utter, utter cobblers. #NonEBMtraining
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