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the way this scene from Tots TV is an absolute masterclass in passive aggression… no hollywood production has ever come close
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Today in ✨London living✨:
Just got turned away from an affordable rental scheme aimed at low-income Londoners because…
*checks notes*
…my income is too low 😀
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“I’ll tell you what, Tom… I’ll tell you what… I won’t do anymore sweeping alright?”
“Yeah lovely, no more sweeping”
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*pretending not to die because it’s 26° and the lab doesn’t have windows*
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pls excuse the th*t pic, but I wanted to show off some of my new tattoos 👉🏼👈🏼
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Being miserable online WORKS!! 🥲
Happy 1 year,
@AndyFitchet
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Debated whether or not to tweet this because I hate being so negative, however it really is such a hard time to be single right now
Christmas, cuffing season, cost of living crisis… they all just serve as a constant reminder of how hard and lonely it can be not having a partner
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For the record, this wasn’t intended to be an “ohhhh woe is me!” tweet - I’m perfectly happy with the salary I have and love being in London 💕
It was more to show how ridiculous the housing crisis in London is, and how so many of these “affordable” schemes are a total joke lol
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how do you lose abs??
you forget to cherish them 💔
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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if you ever wondered why the queue for the airplane bathroom is so long, it’s probably because a Gay is in there taking selfies
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Only took 26 years, but I actually have someone to celebrate Valentines Day with this year 🥹💐💕
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told the flatmate that I’d go to the gym with him today, and suddenly today is here and I actually have to go
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Debated whether or not to tweet this because I hate being so negative, however it really is such a hard time to be single right now
Christmas, cuffing season, cost of living crisis… they all just serve as a constant reminder of how hard and lonely it can be not having a partner
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one day I’ll do something else with my hand I promise
…just not today ✌🏼
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Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5ft6
Shoe size: 7
Zodiac: sagittarius ♐️
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 3
Piercings: 2
Fav colour: pink
Fav drink: disaronno & coke
Pronouns: He/him
Height: 5’11
Shoe size: 12/13
Zodiac: Leo
Smoke: no
Tattoos: 16
Piercings: 2
Fav colour: Green (sorry Michelle)
Fav drink: all things rum related
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looking at old photos of my blonde hair… I’m so close to nipping to Boots to buy some bleach 😖
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Happy Birthday to the best thing to happen to me in 26 years of being gay 🌈
I love you so much
@AndyFitchet
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If your dick could make any sound when it jizzed, what would your sound of choice be?
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I have too many to choose from tbh 😮💨
what picture makes you go "wow i really love my partner they're so beautiful" ?
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I love my job, but I literally wish I was able to work from home so bad 😭 like even occasionally… but instead I spend over £1k a year and 2 hours of my day travelling lol 🥴
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This tweet became inaccurate right after
“Trans: I’m trans
Society: k”
I think you know damn well it doesn’t go like that in reality
Trans: I'm trans
Society: k
Trans: Here are my pronouns
Society: k
Trans people: WAX MY BALLS & GIVE HORMONES TO KIDS OR YOUR'E A BIGOT
Society: Ok that's a little too fa-
Trans: FUCK YOU FASCIST
Society: Okay fuck it then I give up
Trans: Omg why does everyone hate me
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Can anyone recommend an LGBTQ+ friendly barber in East London? I’m so tired of feeling uncomfortable in the chair because they keep asking me about girls 💀
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the way we match each of them is so spot on tbh 💀 (already in the correct order)
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Ten year challenge: 15 - 25
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He has arthritis in his hips which makes it tricky for him to walk long distances lately, so mum bought him a dog pram and 😭😭😭😭
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I’m in a really bad place right now. Not emotionally I just live in Stratford.
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my bf had to hit me with a pillow last night because I was snoring so loud
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not me having such a camp time at Glitterbox with these icons that I forgot to take any pictures, except for this masterpiece ✨😂
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@JoshEHargreaves
nothing passive about it, this is already you to me when I start stress cleaning
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@harryxvenn
they really said, “you thought you were gonna leave 2022 feeling good about yourself? 😌”
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