Jacob
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sewing a Bode tag into this bitch and selling for $950 on TheRealReal
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This is soooo Ja’mie Private School Girl
I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
she had to come up with something real quick
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I love that Interview Magazine is issued every 2 to 9 months and features 30 pages of Mel Ottenbrg’s texts with Hari Nef and then maybe like a big big picture of Nicole Kidman and that’s it.
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“Consumption without taste is just accelerated capitalism.” - from
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’s incredible new book Filterworld and also my feelings about these thoughtless “good” expensive interiors
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It’s a huge breath of fresh air when he tweets like a straight guy
The latest historical revisionism is Linkin Park being "emo." They had a DJ in the band, a distinct nu-metal signifier. They are much closer to Limp Bizkit than Rites of Spring or even Piebald. They also suck.
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I had no idea Vanessa Bayer felt this way.
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when someone who doesn’t watch movies starts a podcast with her hot as fuck boyfriend….subscribed
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They are alive and well in Minneapolis
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NPR is like “what if instead of national news during rush hour we did a 15 minute segment one woman’s struggle to keep Swedish folklore alive in New Mexico”
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I just have this very strong feeling that guys who tweet breathlessly about “fits” are living with their girlfriend under a pile of CB2 poly-sherpa blankets and marble+brass coasters
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We’re living in peak “recommendations” culture. You don’t need to search for “best coffee tumbler” you need to form an opinion of your own and grow up!!!!
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this is such a cool cover like who else has the hair to pull this off
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anyway one of the red scare girlies has this light fixture in her apartment so just keep that in mind next time she's acting really cigarette with bangs <3
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Grace is the only one there is
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People talk about Chloe Sevigny like she’s been dead since 1975
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If Derek Blasberg so much as GLANCES towards Kate I’ll call the FBI
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It’s very important that you all read
@JenaFriedman
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"Lean in? What about...bend over! and by the way I'm saying that about MEN." -
@georgeciveris
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Another fine example of
@gossipbabies
speaking at a literal 3x speed to the point of being unintelligible (gay) 💕
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@gossipbabies
Left is work by straight tech guys with Kayleigh fiancés, right is exclusively Condé Nast employees
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My 73 year old father asking my why the clinic sent him a text after he checked in
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Monday, September 19, 2022: The Strategist recommends AirPods for your wife
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A Minnesota spectacular today on
@cbcthepod
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@gossipbabies
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"It's just...crystal clear waters and billionaires who threw their wives down the stairs and haven't been brought to justice." -
@kateberlant
regarding Laguna Beach, CA
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If I was a gay guy i'd tweet something like "new bey...new ottessa moshfeg...the hunties are eating tonight mawaw"
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Sorry but I’m literally so emotional about the cast of Glass Onion reuniting after 20 years like you guys!!! Wow
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I have never seen a more hideous round up of objects in my life. The Strategist needs to be investigated by the FBI
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The staying power of this look in the Midwest. Hasn’t changed in like 10 years.
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I hate this model of released 3 singles over the course of 9 months and then an EP that's 2 more singles which is 80% of an upcoming album.
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this Gen Z James Charles accent needs to be studied
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@asteel2
"Okay so let me break it down for you! there was this super popular show, like EVERYone was watching it..."
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Minneapolis I swear to GOD if you don’t sell out this show I’m burning the city down.
TOUR TIX: Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, St. Paul, Toronto, Chicago, Nashville, Philly, Silver Spring, Boston ALL ON SALE NOW!!!
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