ZeroEnigma
@Zer0Enigma
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I'm a cyclist who is sick of the BS.. People who 'hate follow' me are hilarious. Thanks for letting me live rent free in your minds. 😘
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We're reimagining curb space!
Today we kicked off public outreach to inform planning for a “Smart Curbs” pilot on the Upper West Side to modernize our streets to meet 21st century demands.
1/10 Workshop:
Feedback Map:
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Man gets butthurt because I super lightly tapped his car for blocking the bike lane, followed by harmless words and he felt the need to try to assault me. I'd be mad too if I had to pay $32k+ in traffic violations. 🤪
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"if only cyclists had license plates, they can be held accountable"
"Cyclists think they can do whatever they want"
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Yesterday I had a heated discussion with this driver who wanted to park on the 6th Ave protected bike lane.
I refused to move, I even sat down.
The driver eventually got out and after we exchanged words, he finally saw where I was coming from, he apologized, shared a handshake 1/
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"BiKeS aRe ToYs AnD sHoUlDn'T bE oN tHe RoAdS"
Watch as antisocial motorists are shocked that other motorists are antisocial.
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To the fragile carbrained idiots who think knocking/ tapping the hood of vehicle damages it, here's further proof that it doesn't...
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@Psixi2
@Bloodhound1013
A) it's 100% legal for cyclists to be on the "car lane".
B) it's 100% illegal to block a bike lane.
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"cYcLiStS aRe EnTiTleD"
Seriously though, that driver is a monster, he shouldn't be near a vehicle for the rest of his life.
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So this morning, I got hit by a car that ran the red light. I looked directly at the driver, he was looking to his left (not paying attention). He must've been going 15-20mph when he stuck me. The driver claimed "the sun was in his eyes", which is funny since he wasn't looking.
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"He RiDeS a BiKe bEcAuSe He CaNnOt AfFoRd A cAr"
Nothing to see here, just Charles Leclerc cycling home after winning the Monaco Grand Prix 😅🚴♂️
(via
@sharr__leclerc
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@scruffyy90
Don't block the bike lane if you don't want your "precious" car touched.
You're provoking my safety because you're too lazy to go find parking.
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And went along with my day.
If you say nothing, nothing will change.
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@ryan932ljfldjf3
Unfortunately he's not a taxi driver because that would've been the icing on the cake.
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I just got assaulted by someone because I took pictures of both their cars.. the person in red flashed a badge and said "I can have you arrested, delete those pictures"
I said "make me" the other person continued to scream at me and picking my chest and then threw a plastic
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You know the feeling when you try to dodge a person, you go left, they go left, you go right, they go right?
The same thing sorta happens when you encounter an asshole who goes against traffic.
Warning, justifiable use of "harsh" language is being used.
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@EqualAccessNy2
@richmintz
It's because he's too lazy to find parking and walk. Why inconvenience yourself when you can inconvenience others?
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Bad Motorists: "BuT dId YoU dIe?"
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Dear
@NYC_DOT
,
Flex posts are useless.
They might as well not be there.
Please stop using them.
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"BiKe LaNeS cAuSeS tRaFfIc"
Bikes will always be superior when traveling in city environments.
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But going 15mph on a bike is "too fast" and that we need to "slow down".
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This is the guy who thinks it's ok to hit people with their car...
Carbrains always think it's acceptable to hit someone with their vehicle when they're "inconvenienced".
Drives on the bike lane and gets mad when I knock on his precious car... Car culture is you can intentionally hit someone with your car and they'll be no repercussions for it.
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@RussMurphNY
In NYC traffic, it would've been faster to walk, especially for a 4 block trip. 🤦
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If knocking/ tapping damages your vehicle, I got bad news for you. 😬
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These PLASTIC posts are NOT PROTECTION!
What is this going to stop? A Stroller?
We need some ACTUAL PROTECTION!
Stop using plastic!
@NYC_DOT
@NYCMayor
@KathyHochul
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If what he said was true, he "couldn't see the light" he didn't see someone wearing red and black on a bike as a black shadow? Anything?
No, he wasn't looking.
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Why is it so difficult to be aware of your surroundings?
Why is it difficult to check mirrors/ use signals?
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You wouldn't know it by looking... But a bus stop is there... Thanks
@NYPDnews
keep up the good work 👍
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And people say "cyclists are the problem"?
Cyclists have nowhere near the same weight and speed as these entitled motorists.
'They never stopped' | Tomasa Mejia took her 3 boys to their bus stop Friday morning. Just as the bus approached, a driver sped around the vehicle & nearly hit all of them. The incident happened along Addison Road, in Capitol Heights, Maryland. (
@wusa9
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So I'm in the ER once again after colliding with a Shitibiker going against traffic.
I truly hate stupid/ inconsiderate people.
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The most entitled class of people are motorists...
Change my mind.
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I decided to print this out.
When I go out for a drive, we'll see if the traffic cops will ticket me 🤪
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@bikelaneuprise
And they wonder why cyclists are "always angry"..
It's like we're not allowed to be upset when they risk our safety. We're supposed to just take it and act like nothing happened.
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People wonder why cyclists are "angry" 🤦
Signals, how do they work?
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The amount of bad drivers triggered by this.
Good drivers wouldn't see this as an issue because they'll never put themselves in a situation where someone would touched their "precious" vehicle over inconsiderate/ stupid driving.
Don't want someone touching your car? Be better. 😱
To the fragile carbrained idiots who think knocking/ tapping the hood of vehicle damages it, here's further proof that it doesn't...
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Motorists want cyclists "off their roads" but can't seem to help themselves from parking on bike lanes 🤦
Remember who the REAL entitled ones are.
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I never get the hatred towards cyclists, like if they see 1 bad 🚲, that 🚲 represents them all. But what about 🚕, 🚗's and 🚛's, how many people are killed because of them, no one has animosity towards them.
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@DrShenanigans69
Don't drive like an inconsiderate prick and you'll have nothing to worry about.
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Guess I'm a "vigilante" now...
Not the fact that I'm trying to get to my destination in one piece 🤷
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I find it sad that most cyclists know more about laws involving vehicles than those who own vehicles...
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Drives on the bike lane and gets mad when I knock on his precious car... Car culture is you can intentionally hit someone with your car and they'll be no repercussions for it.
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While you're stuck in traffic, I'll already be at my destination.
$1,600 bike = 1
Multiple thousands of dollars vehicles = 0
@JimboPastoral
No credit check
One payment and done
No insurance
No parking fees
maybe 200 bucks in fixes/replacements per year
No Gas
I'm healthier.
I get to work faster than if I drive
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This is the "professionalism" we come to expect with
@NYPDnews
, this is how people are killed/ seriously injured. "Do as I say, not as I do", is that your department's motto?
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"cYcLiStS aRe EnTiTlEd"
Cars kill. When cities subsidize driving, we get too many suburban drivers who block the box, run red lights, block the crosswalk… and make walking home a nightmare
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Our policing system is broken...
How many people should be killed/ injured before any REAL enforcement does their jobs?
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Once again, driving turns some motorists into homicidal maniacs...
It's very difficult to do the right thing.
After a road rage shooting, a bystander snapped a pic of the assailant before being shot himself.
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@placardabuse
@NYPDSpecialops
@bronxbp
@BronxDAClark
@NYPDPC
@NYCMayor
@NewYorkStateAG
@bronxchronicle
@bronxtimes
@NYPDTransport
@Arthur_Chien
@JeanmarieEvelly
You mean to tell me that the NYPD can't utilize these spaces in green?
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"cYcLiStS aRe EnTiTleD"
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@Reasmus2
@NYCSpeakerAdams
@CMBrooksPowers
@NYPD19Pct
@nyc311
@bikenewyork
@StreetsPAC
@StreetsblogNYC
@TransAlt
@NYC_DOT
@NYCCouncilAyala
@LincolnRestler
@jehiah
@JulieMenin
@KeithPowersNYC
"How dare you try to make us do our jobs, how are we supposed to play on our phones while you keep interrupting us?"
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When will the
@NYC_DOT
get over their fetish of flex posts and start using something sturdier?
A) it'll save the taxpayer's money on replacement costs.
B) it'll actually be a DETERRENT and prevent drivers from going places they're not supposed to.
C) Why is it still being used?
Much of the plastic installed along the Schermerhorn bikeway center line has been destroyed
#bikenyc
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@_senseofreason
@Boenau
So I guess you speak for ALL pedestrians?
Because when I'm walking through a car sewer, I am not "ok" with it.
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@NaughtyDrivers
@NoWanKaz
They ALWAYS do that, always trying to shift the blame. There are no dedicated "speed limits" for bikes, it's the same for the vehicles on the road.
The cyclist had the right of way, plain and simple. 🤦
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Can't wait to see this parked on the bike lane with a placard taped to it.
The NYPD has hired the first cop that is capable of detecting cars parked in bike lanes.
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How far this channel has gone, all thanks to every single one of you. I appreciate all of you, especially the regulars who comment here, YouTube and Instagram and those who check up on me.
Stay safe, record everything (if you can) & Continue being awesome.
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"BiKeS aRe ToYs AnD sHoUlDn'T bE oN tHe RoAdS"
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If drivers can't see these BRIGHTLY colored barricades, then they SHOULDN'T be driving 🤦
Hey
@CityofVancouver
this is second incident I’ve seen caused by these useless ‘slow street’ barricades installed last month. They don’t slow down traffic; they cause crashes and traffic chaos.
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"BiKeS aRe ToYs, It DoEsN't BeLoNg On ThE rOaD"
Meanwhile car commercials.
"We demand that e-bikes have built-in speed limiters. Cyclists are so dangerous."
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@bammerforceone
It's very relevant to idiot motorists that claim "yOu CaN dAmAge A vEhIcLe By KnOcKiNg On It"
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This driver motions for me to move so he can drive the wrong way. Cars behind me and he doesn't care.
Even when wrong, they're still entitled. 🤦
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"cYcLiStS aRe EnTiTleD"
One selfish driver blocks a bus full of people and other drivers for 15 mins. Crazy.
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"bUt, BuT, cYcLiStS rUn ReD lIgHtS"
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"HoW dArE tHeY bLoCk PeOpLe FrOm pArKiNg IlLeGaLlY"
The stupid rocks made it to the Centre Street.
Still wondering what purpose they serve and how much they cost.
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Hey
@nyctaxi
is this acceptable with your drivers to obscure their plates and park illegally?
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"cYcLiStS aRe EnTiTlEd"
Someone submitted this wild video from yesterday with no details. Took place on W 39th st. Whoa.
#whatisnewyork
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Almost got taken out by some idiot who couldn't be bothered to look before crossing....
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Bad Motorists: "cYcLiStS nEeD tO bE hElD aCcOuNtAbLe AnD nEeD lIcEnSe PlAtEs"
Also bad motorists:
Tolls No Worries, Traffick Cameras No Worries, etc.
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