Again, reminder, I'm a gross pervert who writes gross pervert shit for gross perverts, I write fucky stories about sexual violence and body horror and forced transformation, if that bothers you feel free to block me, you'll spare us both from the sound of your whining.

was sitting front row for this, and lemme tell you, shit was like witnessing the monolith from 2001

. @laestell.bsky.social was very excited to see me high as fuck and concentrating this hard (bonus Squeak)

I cannot believe how fucking hideous these McDonald's pants are for Ryu, it's like his legs are hot dogs and his knees are dipped in mustard

Dropped Station Eternity because it's just too fucking twee and cute and comfy, picked this up instead (same author) and yeeeeesssssssssss

先日の引退発表では、本当にたくさんの温かいメッセージや励ましの言葉をいただき、ありがとうございました！ 選手は引退しますが、落ち着いたらゆっくり配信はしていくので、また気が向いたら見に来てください🙏

no the part that really made me tear my hair out as a statistician was him freaking out that the survey was getting “too popular” and closing it after just 100 responses

All we hear of gooning is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous? Or is query naive?

This book reviewer has absolutely HAD IT with the democrats lmao

Oh man, I just put a few pieces together about what's going on in the boss fight against your parents in Silent Hill f, fuck me that game rules.

I only just noticed this guy's bio. Dude cmon. The shame is right there, inside you.

The tiny one has informed me that she would like a midnight snack

Songs that sound way better when not heard over the terrible speakers in a grocery store - "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul, "The Gambler", anything by Dire Straits

this is going to be so fucking funny

That didn't take long

My piece for mouthwashing zine!! #Mouthwashing

Sliwa every time someone asks him to drop out and endorse Cuomo:

I haven't read that gooner article yet (busy) but every time I see a snippet it's accepting the terms of "porn addiction" at face value and I can tell that's going to piss me off. Dopamine receptors don't work that way! It's about mental health structures, not "going clean"!

everybody censors “br**ding kink” that way and i’m like “ohhh u wanna be a chicken tender so bad”

People will be like "porn addiction is a real problem and it's the fault of digital media" then when you ask them how someone becomes addicted to porn, they just describe disordered eating but for masturbation.

It's like eight frames until the game is solved, right?