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@Chainbody
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This man living in 2.
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when the Greeks offer ur city a giant wooden horse
What am I gonna do? Say no?.
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pikachu 1997: pika pika. pikachu 2017: i hate small talk. i wanna talk about atoms, death, faraway galaxies. i wanna talk about sex n deoxys n spirituality & outer space. I like people with depth who speak with emotion from a twisted mind. I don't want to know "what's up".
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who are these ppl on twitter addicted to pouring their heart out under a picture of a big fat ass.
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(prison bunk bed). 6ix9ine: what u in for. mark zuckerberg: i sold the private information of 87 million users. 6ix9ine: (counting on his fingers). 6ix9ine: damn.
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mike wazowskis feeble limbs large vulnerable eye and poor depth perception would make him one of the easiest pixar characters to kill in combat.
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Owwwe Owwwiee๐ฅบ๐ฅบmy Fucking foot owwweiee owww owww.
Where are the poets on my TL?! Letโs write about this picture ๐ฉ๐
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scarlett johansson: ur too late fool iโve already taken ur role in the next Jurassic World. Brachiosaurus: u absolute bitch.
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Me: i cheated on the mystery dungeon personality test. I just wanted to be mudkip. priest: not a sin but okay.
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a new tool in my arsenal for begging for pussy.
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im 1, drink milky wilky, i cry,i pee, im baby, and nobody change my diapey. Like wtf.
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if u ever feel lonely in ur life remind urself that at least u didnt make this.
My waifu tier list. You can have one, but this is mine. And I am biased towards pink hair and its not healthy.
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๐ฝ: why did the tomato blush.๐
: why.๐ฝ: because he saw the salad dressing.๐
: lol.girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn't even hurt lol.
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wait until these guys find out about Muk.
How old were you when you realized Rotom is just motor backwards??
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wow this tweet blew up i donโt have a soundcloud but i come from a legendary family of blacksmiths click here if u seek a powerful blade.
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so fucking pissed from work the Hate Rice Jar is gonna get it when i get home.
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obese cat:my breaths are shallow and i am approaching death. twitter animal page: chonky boy c:.
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god couldnt destroy anime expo with a heat wave last year or with earthquakes this year next year he will call upon the great flood.
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why thick thighs are important. pros: .-look amazing in leggings.-they warm .-they jiggle.-they make a good ass grip while driving.-girls are insecure abt them, perfect opportunity to gas her. cons:.-lowered dexterity.-less armor options.-increased hitbox size.
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itโs all fun and games until the commentatorโs animated youtube fursona crosses its arms.
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substitute teacher: ok whats ur name. kid:bofa. substitute teacher:(pulls out gun)bofa what.
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its nice how pizza places include a little plastic table in the box for men under 5โ8.
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the military: we're drafting u. me: ok one sec let me get my stuffM40A3.๏ธปใโไธ.No Attachment._ .M9.๐ซ.No Attachment._.Perks & Inventory.๐ฃ3๏ธโฃFrag x3.>3 Frag Grenades. โก๐ฅStopping Power.>Increased bullet damage. ๐โDead Silence.>Make less sound when you move. ๐ข Stun Grenade.
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Me During sex: hurt me. sex robot: i cannot violate Asimovโs first law of robotics.
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if u dont stop the FCC that mf stephen hawking gonna need to pay $3.99 to talk.
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game ad: Build An Army. Me: :/. game ad: Then Fuck Your Army. Me: :o.
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slave owner:gee i sure do love slavery. abraham lincoln: unpopular opinion ๐
abolition edition โจ.
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i thought the date on this would be 2/17/13 or something not 14 hours ago.
Guys out there who are nervous to talk girls. just know that she has at one point had terrible farts and uncontrollable diarrhea. they are human. :D.
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mary: u made me give birth in a fucking stable. joseph: i still beat tho. mary: u literally didnโt.
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when u eat 1 lumpia at the potluck.
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why is ur personality just gun.
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canโt believe this is the first thing to notify me of john mccainโs death.
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they cancelled ppl in the bible too but instead of quote tweets they used rocks.
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elon musk schedule.- wake up.- teleport downstairs.- dm 5 latinas about tesla stock.- invent ray gun.- bored.- back to bed.
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xbox live voice message energy.
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!.
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genie: you have three wishes. me: make everyone an android user. ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ: ๐พ๐พ. ๐พ๐พ: ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ. ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ: ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ. ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ: ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ โ๐พ๐พโ. ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ: ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ. ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ: ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ.
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poptarts: and then i called them all virgins lmfao. wendys: wow who can possibly top that. papa john: watch this.
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discord employees walking to the office.
Brrr! Tourists wear funny animal-like hats to withstand the cold in Harbin, Northeast China's #Heilongjiang province, on Feb 12, when temperatures fell as low as -22C
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theres an endless universe and god can just choose to make u from wisconsin.
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jar of rice: . Woman: suffer.
Do yโall remember when I did a rice experiment to prove that thereโs power in what u say? Same rice, identical jars, kept in different spots in same area. Every morning and night for 30 days, I said positive things to the love rice and negative to the hate rice. The outcome.
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when the dentist poke my gum.
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dentist: say ahhh. e-girl:. dentist: *sigh* say nya. e-girl: nyaaaaa~ ^_^.
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guys who get stabbed really out here likeowwwww im fucking stabbed. ๐. / |\./ | \. | \. ๐ก . | . / \ ./ \.
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hes not gonna let u fuck.
whether you like him or not, we should all be able to agree that leaving 69 off the XXL list means that the XXL list is now meaningless.
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wow . Gamer girls are absolutely bonkers.
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