Boss: "Are you busy?".Me: --closes tab with price comparisons on device that allows my dog to text me-- "No, not particularly.".

Now watching: BLACK PHONE

RT @MissSassbox: my mom decided to learn how to play GTA San Andreas and bond on a "teenager level". my son is teaching her the ropes. thou….

RT @Srirachachau: I haven’t really posted about the Sweeney ad. Good chunk of my attention has been on all of the news that the president i….

May your harvest be bountiful, and your fire burn bright! 🔥 🌽 🥖 #Lughnasadh

RT @horror4kids: My interview with child star Ayden Gavin, one of the breakout talents from Hulu’s 2024 horror hit Mr. Crocket, is here! Th….

I love this thread so much, and Ineson could coach the flowers to bloom based on this clip alone.

Might need to edit the chair. It makes it look so flat.

Today’s project:

RT @cutedreamvibes:

RT @ATRightMovies: THE LOST BOYS was released 36 years ago today. A reinvention of the vampire genre, and an 80s cult classic, the behind t….

RT @jrhennessy: you have no idea how cognitively disadvantaged i will allow myself to become

RT @ramzreboot:

I actually saw a really thoughtful take about how Sweeney is accepting these ad deals, not because of any ideology, but she’s in need of revenue, and honestly, girl, do what you gotta, I guess.

The most I’ve seen from people is “wow, the dog whistle is loud”, and that’s it. They’re making the mountain out of the molehill. Which you know, they definitely don’t have a history of doing with brands at all….

The right really thinks people are mad about Sydney Sweeney? Jesus.

RT @FANGORIA: Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire. On this day in 1987: Joel Schumacher's….

RT @GeauxGabrielle: “When am I ever gonna need to learn about a humanities course?” - says a nation of illiterate, impoverished sociopaths.