Mitten d'Amour
@MittenDAmour
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I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
London
Joined August 2011
Two men and a woman arrested in Essex, England, on suspicion of spying for Russia https://t.co/xoPppqYI1q
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Yeah, nice one fizzy brain, all bastard night. Currently got eye sockets like two prolapsing anal cavities.
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Anyway, I’ve had a breakfast in bed of smoked mackerel pate on sunflower seed and spelt toast, raucously strong tea, and now I lie covered in cats while contemplating a day of classic film noir, running, baking and an epic fibre-maxed shit. 🤗
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The streets of London lie befouled by acrid torrents of racist piss. The gak-fuelled bellows of ignorance linger in the air like sickly putrid farts while residents nurse bruises left by hateful sentiment hurled like jagged bricks at jeweller windows. Horrible fucking cunts.
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Best insight by a long way into the Kirk shooter I have seen laying out the dark internet land he lived in
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sat watching an old episode of National Lottety jet set and she’s spent the week at the Rio Carnival and I cannot believe what she just compared it to 😭😭😭😭😭
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Given how polarising the morality already is, I have genuine fears for the internet if the assassin is revealed to be a legit snack.
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Big fan of the ‘pre-save’ function in music streaming platforms and I cannot tell you why. I have never queued outside a record shop for six hours in the rain so it’s not like the modern function has revolutionised my life at all, and yet…
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“No, no, I meant *disposable* people, like blacks and school kids - not rich white men!”
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Well that's me convinced. No more questions.
🚨 NEW: The Government has concluded Israel is not committing genocide in Gaza
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I want to thank each and every person who shared information on how to turn off the 3pm emergency alert thingy. My nap was delicious and free of bowel voiding, thank you.
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Yesterday I had a totally peak influencer day; brunch with the gays, lifting weights at the gym, mani-pedi, movie night… and posted not ONE photo on socials. Might as well have just sat in the gutter all day.
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Some antisocial fucking bellend has been idling their bastard car outside for half an hour, keeping me awake, and I would go out there but at 3am in East London it’s a real gamble as to which of us may be the more violently psychotic.
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“I’m not sure I want to give way to the right” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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