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I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)

London
Joined August 2011
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Tried on some pretty little summer dresses so that’s my mood scorched to shattered ashes for the next twelve years.
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You want the freedom to say it too? Then you suffer the centuries of (ongoing) oppression that go with it. FAIR’S FAIR.
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“Will no-one think of the middle-aged white men with well paid public platforms?!”.
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Dear whites.1. It has never in your lifetime been ok for you to have the n-word in your mouth.2. You should not *want* the n-word in your mouth.3. It doesn’t need to be fair that black people can use it, you have billions of other words to play with
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Mort is my favourite.
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Minou knows she isn’t to wake me in the night, so I have to give her kudos for not waking me. Unfortunately she very loudly narrated not waking me. At 1am. And 4am. “DON’T MIND ME, I AM VERY CAREFULLY WALKING ACROSS THE BED AND *NOT* STAMPING ON YOUR TITS. I SAID *NOT* ST-“.
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RT @dank_ackroyd: *runs back into the room sweating and struggling for breath*. Nobody Does it LETTER. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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RT @coldplayben: rt to scare a ceo
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RT @HananMatt: The Coldplay camera man seeing a CEO having an affair in the crowd.
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People out there obsessing over what genitals someone has when the walk into a public toilet, while I'm just here begging whoever comes in and drops a gallon of deep roast peanut butter down the pan before me to use a fucking bog brush.
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Saw an altercation between and man and woman and no-one intervening and just as I was assessing her danger a van of police pulled up piled out and THANK GOD. Didn’t have to remove my headphones.
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Absolute respect for his game.
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new susanalbumparty just dropped
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RT @imshanereaction: Right, deep breath. Firstly, are you ok?
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5 days
Good. Round up all these awful basics and funnel them directly into the putrid Westfield Del Sol so the rest of us can travel free from fear of being in direct contact with them.
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RT @David_Rudnick: i promise you as a child it was like being taken to see the face of god.
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Re Conor McGregor’s potato farmer dick pics, why do men do that? Take photos of their giblets and proudly share them as though they are the sexiest thing to look at. They’re not, they’re ridiculous looking. There’s a reason we hide them in our holes.
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Terrible TERRIBLE day to have eyes on the internet.
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6 days
Hmm, I'll just take a look at why Azealia Banks is trending alongside Conor McGregor on Tw-OH DEAR GOD MY EYES MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES.
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New gym pet peeve unlocked. (It actually makes me really angry)
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