Mitten d'Amour
@MittenDAmour
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I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
London
Joined August 2011
Something so British in the glee we feel when a wholesome hero is unmasked as a rotter. We live for this shit.
Penniless and homeless, Raynor and Moth Winn found fame with The Salt Path: the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. It became a global bestseller and was adapted into a major film. But we can reveal it wasn’t the whole truth. @chloehadj. Read:
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RT @fattmellows: Making an ill person do a really long walk ✅.Embezzling money ✅ . I just know these two would be besties .
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If you wanna see my descent into debauchery at Pride, it’s over on insta
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You haven’t experienced true soul-melding camerarderie until you e experienced a queue for the loo at Pride.
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Category is… hated my freckles as a kid, so explain to me why I’ve just spent 30 minutes sticking gold ones on?!. Happy #Pride London!
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When I’m in charge you’ll have the soles skinned with a rusty potato peeler before being forced to walk a mile over salt and vinegar crisps.
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Brad Pitt reveals ONLY two women have left him starstruck (and it wasn't Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie)
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Chugged a litre of water juuuust in time to be woken by an uncomfortably full bladder 30 minutes after I manage to drop off. Skills.
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Women of London wearing tights in this weather, how much sponsorship are Canesten *paying* you?!.
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Went to sleep with all the upstairs windows open and a fan on and still woke up to the room at 26°, a cat and a labia stuck to my leg.
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Top tip: You can just cling wrap your gays with all the decorations still in place before storing them in the loft to save time when you get them back out next year.
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