I've finally told my family that they're gay.

Make Insider Trading Illegal Again!

Ozempic® just be out there all like:

All cars are self driving when you have narcolepsy

The lone sex trafficker theory.

Antisemitism was the real cause of Jeffrey Epstein’s death.

The Chicago fires never happened.

Stop letting bitches with no dad tell u what a real man is they don't know shit

Sex so good, I almost tell your mom about it.

I heard that Joe Biden has past away and that his conscience was successfully uploaded into the latest robot model and that he is indeed planning a run for the 2028 election:

It’s Adam and Eve, not Dave & Buster’s

Beer should be free if you’re sad

DC is Hollywood for ugly people.

Her full name is “Jennifer Loves Golden Corral Hewitt”.

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and gives them to Keith Richards.

I guess this whole time we just needed a kiss cam on Epstein’s island

If I say “THAT’S CRAZY” at the end of your story, the ‘I wasn’t listening’ is implied

wearing a jean jacket so my arms don't get jealous of my legs

I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant

(Extreme Sting voice): “I want my, I want my, I want my E B T…”🎶

i was happier when i did the wordle everyday