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The last memory of my father will always be at the zoo, when he took his pants off and yelled, "watch me fuck this bear.".
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RT @DamonHunzeker: Your grammar is a crime against whom-anity.
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What do you want to know?.
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RT @treydayway: I'm old enough to remember when applying for jobs wasn't a waste of time.
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RT @widdledow: Got two donor lungs but since my insurance is so bad I had to take them from my uncle Ernie who died of black lung disease.
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RT @widdledow: Let me be perfectly clear I cannot see through fog.
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RT @TrueTorontoGirl: Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You are special.
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RT @SpecialBob16673: Watched Sixteen Candles last night. There is 0% chance that movie gets made today.
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RT @Cadmium3654: Rebel in the tweets.
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RT @hunbothered: *slutty when wet*.
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RT @DrinkingDad_2: I’m not above running a pair of valve covers through the dishwasher.
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RT @UnIxphysco: I was trying to take sexy pics but I ended up falling off the couch.
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RT @HighlyIngenious: Looking for a new zombie boyfriend. My last relationship fell apart.
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RT @_indica_sky: today’s agenda: disappear into the woods.
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RT @x_zaich: write silly tweets, get silly followers.
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RT @itsquesobaby: Reptilians are not really reptiles they’re astral parasites with reptilian qualities, we see them as reptiles because the….
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RT @SabotagedSmoke: Easy bro, I never said she was ran through, I said her clit ring starting to act like a wind-chime.
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RT @ModeratelyMused: You’re 5 Jacksons and I’m one Benjamin. We’re equal, but we’re not the same.
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RT @No_1BullshitGuy: She: This shit is deep. Me: How do you know?.
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RT @izzsaltyzaagain: I have a family member who's obsessed with these YouTube videos with DIY hacks. He wants to use toothpaste to wash hi….
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RT @Scorpio1080: Don't kill your peace by thinking too much.
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RT @SpecialBob16673: Going into the office today like it’s 2008.
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