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@1_swarthy_dude
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Capable of reposting what ever I want โข You should try it โข https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu
Boston, MA
Joined February 2014
*getting water boarded* Me: โOh [glub] thank [glub] God [glub] I [glub] suffer [glub] from [glub] polydipsia..โ
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So much @Campbells soup at the food pantry today, thanks everyone!
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That chin is nuts!!! ๐
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Ozempicยฎ just be out there all like:
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I heard that Joe Biden has past away and that his conscience was successfully uploaded into the latest robot model and that he is indeed planning a run for the 2028 election:
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Might as well cut the middleman out and elect Benjamin Netanyahu next round.
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(Extreme Sting voice): โI want my, I want my, I want my E B Tโฆโ๐ถ
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I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant
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I donโt think I can live in a world where people willing eat banana chips but then wonโt eat ass.
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Just once Iโd like to hear a UFC fighter thank Satan for the win during his post fight interview.
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@mbrandolph Who would play you in a Netflix Original Biopic Docuseries?
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WILLING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN VS WILLING TO KILL FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN
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Beastie Boys didn't fight for your right to party so you could drink Michelob ultra
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wearing a jean jacket so my arms don't get jealous of my legs
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If I say โTHATโS CRAZYโ at the end of your story, the โI wasnโt listeningโ is implied
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