Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
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Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Communism, Hell
Joined October 2018
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in. Now is the winter of our dish content.
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RT @blondehotcoffee: they should make like EDM songs but the lyrics are in morse code in the baseline.
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The radioactive shrimp being served at my family’s 9/11 dinner
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“Woke” means absolutely nothing anymore. Just like “pro life,” “Christian,” and “Marxist”. These are just buzzwords thrown around by idiots who can’t come up with a good reason for why they don’t like something. Look out @Applebees, you’re on deck.
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸
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Southern heat is reaching the “I do declare” level.
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RT @vanhaley_yt: just used pythagorean theorem in job. my entire life has been building up to this moment.
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