moderately amusing gay wolf
@ModeratelyMused
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chronically unserious, emotionally impervious
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Joined August 2013
And for my next trick I’ll become inexplicably withdrawn
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You guys aren’t gonna believe this but I watched Godfather and Wolf of Wall Street this year and both were pretty damn good. Gonna give Old Country for No Men a shot
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It’s my fault for thinking I could sit down for 10 minutes before putting my things away
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You sonuvabitch, I’m in.
You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it.
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I can’t get tired of UK news.
🚨🇫🇷 BRIGITTE MACRON SPARKS OUTRAGE AFTER CALLING ANTI-RAPE PROTESTERS “DIRTY BITCHES” France is in uproar after Brigitte Macron was caught on camera referring to anti-rape demonstrators as “dirty bitches”. The reaction has been explosive. 🔴 Women protesting sexual violence
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@InternetH0F I find sitting on strangers laps is a great way to strike up a conversation
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Stillwater teen Jesse Butler walks free after multiple rape charges, zero jail time. Jesse Butler will serve no jail time. Not a day. Not a weekend. Nothing. Just counseling, curfews, community service, and supervision until he turns 19. This week’s final sentencing paperwork
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everyone needs their own asian dad
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@its_The_Dr Shit dad for putting his wife and kids in that position. I’d put money on him ruining holidays.
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How is one fake taco $8 when a real taco is 2.75
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Going gently into the dark night because it’s bedtime and I’m not much for rebellion
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It’s leftover sushi and madmen time. I fully plan to be a menace here for no other reason than I have freedom of speech. Lick my balls Europeans.
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OMG, she's right! 🤔 I can never watch Raiders of the Lost Ark again! 🤣
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