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Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA . PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher.
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This guy at my gangbang was so funny he made milk come out my butt.
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@UsingCigarettes
@semtexfarmhand_
@elonmusk
I've owned Chevrolet, Ford, Cadillac, Jeep, Kia... the key to pull the handle.
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@amil
*Person who clearly should not be hired to teach kids anything or be responsible for their well being*
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The Dallas Omni Hotel is the coolest building on Earth tonight.
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@GarlicCorgi
@gayest_tone
1. There is no cow sacrifice ritual
2. When sacrificed, the cows will not be burned
3. After burning, the ashes are used for a ritual
Now that that's put to rest, I shall post an interview with the official cow sacrificer:
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If you're wondering why I'm so damaged, I was FIVE years old when this movie came out.
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"You've gotta feel like President Kennedy is going to mount a comeback any moment now"
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@shrekfromdonkey
@bdomenech
@dieworkwear
Yes hello I was the waiter in this picture and it is is real and Meghan thanked me after
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You've gotta think this is more embarrassing for Ariana Grande than anyone
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@ArmyCpt03
@barry
Every veteran I know on here is liberal and understands war isn't to be celebrated.
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Sounds like Tom Petty may get to play at the Tom Petty Memorial Concert.
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@Only2022aa
@____Diogenes___
Also, they did it without anesthetic and as fast and shitty as possible, because again, they were nazis.
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@PekJorkins
@Shann_ME
@TepidButterASMR
I like how there are youtube compilations of commercials with millions of views.
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@lumpenspace
@korybing
@GlitchesRoux
My guy you've got a blue check and talk like this. Other people aren't the problem.
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Hello
@CharlotteCowles
I am Doctor Police with the government. I need you to transfer $30k cash to me in a manila envelope to keep it safe. DM for details. Confirmation code Z2469420. Please print for your records.
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@sahar_tartak
@nytimes
@WSJ
@NRO
@TheFP
@FreeBeacon
@CNN
@FoxNews
@NBCNews
@MSNBC
@bariweiss
@AbigailShrier
@jaketapper
@JonahDispatch
@aaronsibarium
@philipaklein
@benshapiro
@washingtonpost
@dcexaminer
@Jerusalem_Post
@TimesofIsrael
@IDF
@yhazony
@andersoncooper
Is
@Eve_Barlow
really that forgettable and unimportant?
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BREAKING: 5 people are doing their jobs.
BREAKING: 5 deputy clerks agree to issue marriage licenses in Kentucky, despite jailed clerk's refusal.
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When you let your wife back the car out of the driveway.
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BREAKING: Ian Rapoport admits he's the biggest douche he can possibly be.
http://t.co/axm7xSCBrI
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This is your house. RT
@kanyewest
If I spent my money on my ideas I could not afford to take care of my family.
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sister choked on Ray J's sack.
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Damn. RIP to a real one.
Kevin Sorbo found dead in hourly motel room at age 65.
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@TownsUsa
Layzie didn't even know they were diabetic. He just feeds people chocolate when they're passed out.
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@gayest_tone
"Black people seem born to lose,
Racist storm's gettin bigger
But it's your own people pulling the trigger,
Y'all the real racists,
I can't even say ni-"
*Ben Shapiro nodding off beat*
"Masterful"
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@JasonIsbell
@Jason_Aldean
I just wrote a Jason Aldean song in 5 minutes
Girl I like your titties
and the way they flop around
when you hop up in my truck
and we head off into town
Hit the ol' dirt road
just pass the creek giiirl
gonna get some COORS (audience cheers)
down at the feed stoooore
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A bunch of Italians talk for 3 hours, and then the main Italian dude dies so his son sits in his chair.
#explainafilmplotbadly
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@theliamnissan
"Please learn from my mistake"
*absolutely does not accept what the real mistake was*
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Hey ISIS, Scientology is a national treasure and their gigantic buildings are monuments to our great prosperity. Please leave them alone.
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The Speaker of the House doesn't have to be a member
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@OfficialRushUSA
When he said "OWW OOHHHH EEEEEE HOT IT BURRRRNS I'M SORRY GOD OWWWWW" in hell, I felt that
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@CHPoakland
@forensiclisa
How are you going to tweet about an enormous raccoon without showing us a picture of the enormous raccoon?
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@gayest_tone
They've run the bit so long they forgot they were never actually a white house staff member
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@HoloLizard0n
@PekJorkins
@Shann_ME
@TepidButterASMR
80s nostalgia, sure. But some people clap and bark like circus seals when they see *their* brand, or collect Coca Cola stuff. Some people are just born consumers, I guess.
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I just need to make sure everyone is aware that this is available on Amazon in up to 40lb bags.
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@AlayneAdelaide
@waltermasterson
Phoenix Floe comes to mind. That wad of plastic has no concept of biology.
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@DJRandyStayFlyy
DELUSIONAL! BITCHES ARE DESLUSIONAL! DELUSIONAL! BITCHES ARE DESLUSIONAL! DELUSIONAL! BITCHES ARE DESLUSIONAL! DELUSIONAL! BITCHES ARE DESLU
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George Teague really holds a grudge.
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This thread is like all the multiverses got mixed together. You can click, scroll up and down, click back and forth, unroll it, it won't matter. You will never understand what's going on.
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@RyanTheHoly
He was getting way too specific...
"You could suck his dick while I stare him in the eye & jerk off and suck his cum off your tits and I'd-"
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@MAGA_JimmyD
@DingusOShitey
@cosmepolitics
@BenjaminPDixon
I'm gonna bottle feed you a bud light and abandon you at a fire station
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@OrangePaulp
You've gotta think if he didn't scam his way into office he'd just be a loud gay on tik tok.
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@OkButStill
Hearing reports he got shot in his dick and balls and his dick and balls flew off and got ran over by a school bus and all the kids pointed and laughed at his dick and balls
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I'll never forgive Osama Bin Laden for making Toby Keith famous.
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Motherfucking Ed fucking Sheeran in MY Game of fucking Thrones. Looking at both cameras at the same fucking time. Fuck.
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*Jerry shows Jason Garrett a picture of Tony Romo*
"It doesn't look like anything to me."
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